anaheim-gazette 1951-09-07

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette CALL THAT MAN BACK HERE! WHY DIDN'T HE SALUTE ME? DAKY DOAKS TAKE THIS SUIT OF ARMOR AND IRON OUT THE DENTS! IT'LL BE READY TOMORROW! AND NOW, PRINCE PITKIN, I'LL FETCH YOUR LUGGAGE! I DON'T HAVE ANY LUGGAGE-- I ALWAYS TRAVEL LIGHT! BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS! SCORCHY SMITH THAT CHIEF MECHANIC'S RAP ON OUR PBOS SWELLS FISH! YEAH! AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ONLY RED HERRING IN THIS SET-UP! MY CHIEF MECHANIC SAWS THREE AMERICAN MILITARY AID P-BOS ARE DEFECTIVE! WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAJOR SMITH! SCORCHY SMITH THAT CHIEF MECHANIC'S RAP ON OUR PROS SMELLS FISH! YEAH! AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ONLY RED HERRING IN THIS SET-UP! KW CHIEF MECHANIC SAYS THESE AMERICAN MILITARY AID PEOS ARE DEPECTIVE! WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAJOR SMITH! DICKIE DARE SIR, I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THE BALL I HIT SO FAR THAT FIRST TIME WAS MADE OF OUR TRICK RUBBER SIGN THIS STATEMENT, CADET. ILL SEE THAT IT GETS TO THE NEWSPAPERS THANK YOU, SIR YOU'VE DONE THE HONEST THING! AND NOW YOU'VE EARNED SOME RELAXATION THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY WE JUST FADE EM AWAY GREAT GOING, GIRLS! ANOTHER HARD DAY! BUT REMEMBER YOU'RE GETTING OFF LIGHT! HI, PATSY! YOUR EYES ARE DANCING! NEWS FOR ME! COTTON CALLAHAN IS HERE AGAIN! OH: DIANA! DIANA, THE DINNER WAS SUPERB! THANK YOU, DAD. NOW I'M RIGHT IN THE HOOD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE AROUND THIS HOUSE TODAY! OH, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL, DAD! DIANA, THE DINNER WAS SUPERB! THANK YOU, DAD. NOW I'M RIGHT IN THE MOOD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE AROUND THIS HOUSE TODAY! OH, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL, DAD! HMM... YOU WANTA KNOW WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING SINCE YOU WENT AWAY? ...BOY!!... A PLENTY!! HAVE YOU GOT A SURPRISE IN STORE FOR YOU!!! A SURPRISE?... GEE WHILLIKENS, DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE... WHAT IS IT? RIGHT! THE BOYS HAVE A CHOICE MORSEL AND THEY ARE GOING TO SOUEEZE. DIERY BIT OF SUSPENSE AND DRAMA OUT OF IT THEY CAN BEFORE LETTING KIM HAVE IT — YEH, PETERS... WHILE YOU WERE AWAY GUESS WHO CAME BACK TO TOWN?... YOU'LL NEVER GUESS!... NONE OTHER THAN ALFY CHENWATER!! PETERS HAD BEEN ONE OF WITNESSES AGAINST ALFY ENDED IN HIS BANISHMENT PLEASANT DEVELOPMENT maheim Gazette FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1951 ARABIA, GALICIA ALL THAT MAN BACK HERE! DON'T HE SALUTE ME? ALFRED SAYS YOU SCOOLED HIM THIS MORNING, AND HE THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL ANGRY! BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS!-- WAYS AVEL HT! YEP! I SLEEP IN MY UNDERSHIRT! WHY THAT'S ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE, GENERAL! I'll INSPECT THEM THOROUGHLY AND REPORT TO YOU! LOOK AT THE FISH NET! ALFRED INVENTED... WHEN THE FISH COME TO LOOK AT THE RUNNY FACE, HE PULLS EM UP! NO! NO! NO! HOW! HOW MANY FISH IS DUMB ENOUGH GET CAUGHT IN THAT BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS! PRINCESS POMONA IS TO SELECT A HUSBAND FROM SIX PRINCES TODAY! I KNOW IT--THAT'S WHY I'M HERE! AND PRINCE PITKIN, YOU BROUGHT NO CLOTHES--AND THEN DENTS IN YOUR ARMOR WON'T IRONED OUT TIL TOMORROW! SO WHAT HOWEVER! OUR MECHANIC SAYS THIS SHIP IS AIRWORTHY! AND FOR THE MORALE OF OUR JET CAPETS, IT IS MORE VITAL THAN EVER THAT I LEAD AS YOUR FIRST STU...? CHIEF MECHANIC THREE AMERICAN MARY AID PEOS ARE ACTIVE! WHAT DO SAY, MAJOR SWITH! WHY THAT'S ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE, GENERAL! I'll INSPECT THEM THOROUGHLY AND REPORT TO YOU! HOWEVER! OUR MECHANIC SAYS THIS SHIP IS AIRWORTHY! AND FOR THE MORALE OF OUR JET CADETS, IT IS MORE VITAL THAN EVER THAT I LEAD AS YOUR FIRST STU...? VE DONE THE BEST THING! AND YOU'VE EARNED RELAXATION AYE, AYE, SIR! THE SAILBOAT RACE STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES! BOY, AFTER THAT WILD ADVENTURE STUFF, IT'S GOOD TO SAIL A SMALL BOAT AGAIN... EVEN IF NOTHING HAPPENED, A GUY CAN STILL DAY-DREAM! YEAH, I'M RIGHT BACK TO... PATSY!!! YOUR ES ARE DANCING! NEWS FOR ME? COTTON CALLAHAN IS HERE AGAIN! BETTER NOT START ANY ARGUMENTS HE BROUGHT ALONG A VERY HUSKY GIRL-FRIEND! WAIT!LL YOU SEE THIS TERRIFIC BLONDE WHO'S HERE WITH MR. CALLAHAN! WOW! REALLY?... HUMP! WELL, I'M CERTAIN NOT THE LEAST BY INTERESTED IN MEETING HER! THAT'S JUST UNDERFUL, DAD! JEEPERS, TUBBY! I'D JUST LOVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU! HOLD THE WIRE AND I'll ASK MOTHER. OKAY THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL, DAD! YEH, PETERS... WHILE YOU WERE AWAY GUESS WHO CAME BACK TO TOWN?... YOU'LL NEVER GUESS!... NONE OTHER THAN ALFY CHENWATER!! ALFY CHENWATER? THE JUDGE TOLD THAT YOUNG CROOK NEVER TO SET FOOT IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!! NEVER!! WHAT'S HE DOIN' BACK HERE?--THE CROOK!! TTERS HAD BEEN ONE OF THE MAIN NESSES AGAINST ALFY AT THE TRIAL 15 YEARS AGO THAT DEED IN HIS BANISHMENT FROM THE TOWN!...IT ISN'T A ASANT DEVELOPMENT ANY WAY PETERS LOOKS AT IT! JEEPERS, TUBBY! I'D JUST LOVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU! HOLD THE WIRE AND I'LL ASK MOTHER. SLICE OF HAM "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I GO OUT WITH OTHER BOYS?" NO! NO! NO! HOW MORE FISH IS DUMB ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT IN THAT? ... WHOOPS!!! PRINCE PITKIN, YOU GREET NO CLOTHES--AND THE IN YOUR ARMOR WON'T BE IRONED OUT TILL TOMORROW! SO WHAT?-- WHAT? GO AROUND WITH YOUR LEGS, ER---EXPOSED?! I CAN ALWAYS WEAR MY UNDERSHIRT! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MY LEGS? I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY'RE THE PRETTIEST PINS IN PINDARIA! AND FOR THE MORALE OF OUR JET CAPETS, IT IS MORE VITAL THAN EVER THAT I LEAD AS YOUR FIRST STU...?!? LOOK! AS CHIEF MECHANIC, YOU'VE CHECKED OUT THE THREE SHIPS? YOU GUARD THEY'RE AIRWORTHY? ON MY LIFE, MAJOR! THEN GET INTO A JET SUIT! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO PROVE IT IN AND-AIR! AND FOR THE MORALE OF OUR JET CAPETS, IT IS MORE VITAL THAN EVER THAT I LEAD AS YOUR FIRST STU...? LOOK! AS CHIEF MECHIC, YOU'VE CHECKED OUT THE THREE SHIPS? YOU GUAR, TEE THEY'RE AIRWORTHY? ON MY LIFE, MAJOR! THEN GET INTO A JET SUIT! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO PROVE IT IN MID-AIR! EVEN IF NOTHING HAPPENS, A GUY CAN STILL DAY-DREAM! YEAH, I'M RIGHT BACK TO... THIS BOAT, ON THE "STARBOARD TACK," HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY. DAY-DREAMING DICKIE HASN'T EVEN NOTICED HER!! BACK TO NORMAL" WERE YOU GOING TO SAY, DICKIE? REALLY? HUMPH! WELL, I'M CERTAINLY NOT THE LEAST BUT INTERESTED IN MEETING HER! WHAT'S THE MATTER, ROXIE? A RAID TO TIE UP WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER LIKE TESS BRAWNEE? HOLD THE WIRE AND ILL ASK MOTHER. INUTES LATER: MOTHER HASN'T MADE UP HER MIND WHETHER SHE'LL LET ME GO OUT OR NOT— BUT IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN GET READY. HOLD THE WIRE AND I'LL ASK MOTHER. OKAY MINUTES LATER MOTHER HASN'T MADE UP HER MIND WHETHER SHE'LL LET ME GO OUT OR NOT— BUT IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN GET READY M-B D.R. BURLE A EOPE BAUNE RETROEP GTCLS EATO ONTHED BRNU INUNLOCEABM EYES MUST BE TERRIBLE, DOCTOR, I CAN'T PRONOUNCE ONE OF THOSE BIG WORDS!