anaheim-gazette 1951-08-31

ALFRED Anaheim Gazette ?! BUT IT'S LABOR DAY! BACK HOME NOBODY WORKS TO-RAY...THEY JUST MARCH AROUND IN PARADES! HMMM... ALL TIME THE OAKY DOAKS HAVEN'T YA GOT A KNIGHT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME OUT AND FIGHT ME! SURE! BUT HOW'S HE GONNA COME OUT? THE DRAWBRIDGE IS BUSTEDIT WON'T GO DOWN! BUT HERE COMES SOMEBODY NOW! MEET SIR OAKY DOAKS! SCORCHY SMITH THEY DON'T KNOW IT NOW, BUT "MAD" HATTER AND SCORCHY ARE ENMESSED IN A 3-PLY RED PLOT TO SABOTAGE AMERICAN AIR-AID TO TURKEY... AND WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND CAPTAIN? THEY DON'T KNOW IT NOW, BUT "MAD" HATTER AND SCORCHY ARE ENMESHED IN A 3-PLY RED PLOT TO SABOTAGE AMERICAN AIR-AID TO TURKEY... AND WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND CAPTAIN? DICKIE DARE AFTER MANY ADVENTURES DICKIE BROUGHT THE YACHT SAFELY TO TOWN DOCK WITH THE TWO CROOKS LOCKED UP ABOARD NEWS LEAKS OUT! GO DOWN AND FACE THEM, CADET! AND GOOD LUCK... YOU'LL NEED IT! I WANT HIS HAT THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY THE STRANGE BEHAVIOR OF LUCKY RITTLE THAT CERTAIN TIMES CAUSES PATCH MUCH CONCERN ROXIE DUFFY LADY WRESTLER NO, NO, IT'S ABSURD! MISTAKEN IDENTITY, THAT'S ALL! I DETTER BE GOING NOW FITTLE! OH, PSHAW! I REFUSE TO WORRY ABOUT IT MUSN'T GET OUT OF CONDITION! OH. DIANA! WHY, BILLY COOK! WHERE EVER HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES! OH, I'VE BEEN GIVING ALL MY TIME TO THE CLUTEST LITTLE GAL IN TOWN — DOTTY EDWARDS— DO YOU KNOW HER? NOT PERSONALLY... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox THE HIGHLY SUSCEPTIBLE MR. SIMS naheim Gazette TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1961 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALL RIGHT! REFTY TIMES AROUND THE DECK! CARL DOWN ED KING 9-3 WHAT CLOWN PUT THAT THERE? SUGGESTION BOX CARL DOWN ED KING 9-4 MEET SIR OAKY DOAKS! HUH? OH THIS! UH, MERELY AN ELEVATOR, SIR! FOR A CHECK OUT, THIS SHIP IS A WASH-OUT! THAT DEFECTIVE ELEVATOR...WAS THAT YOUR WORK? YES! ... AS YOU ORDERED ADJUTANT! I "FIXED" MOST OF THE OTHER P-BOOS TO DISCREDIT THE TURKO AMERICAN PACT! BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT GENERAL SIDIS!... WHAT IS IN YOUR CAPTAIN? HUH? OH THIS! UH, MERELY AN ELEVATOR, SIR! FOR A CHECK OUT, THIS SHIP IS A WASH-OUT! THAT DEFECTIVE ELEVATOR...WAS THAT YOUR WORK? OTHER P-BOOS TO DISCREDIT THE TURBO-AMERICAN PACT! BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT GENERAL SIDIS! I'LL SETTLE FOR HIS NECKTIE I'LL TAKE THE NECK KEEP BACK FROM WHAT'S LEFT OF THAT CADET! GLUG...LEMME GO...PLEASE 1...I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, HONEST! OH NO? OH, PSHAW!...I USE TO WORRY OUT IT MUSN'T OUT OF CONDITION! FITTLE IS TRYING TO BE BRAVE, ABOUT IT, BUT SOMETHING'S WRONG! MR. BLOCK...HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO DISCOVER MISS FITTLE? I MEAN, WELL ER WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? DIDN'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT FITTLE UNTIL SHE BREEZED IN HERE! NOT PERSONALLY... I ONLY KNOW HER TO TALK ABOUT... PERSONALLY... TO TALK ABOUT... ???? YER CRIB AIN'T ON FIRE! IT'S ONLY SOME O' THEM SUMMER CAMP KIDS! MECHANICAL HEART! SOME DAY ALICE WILL BE A GREAT DOCTOR. AT 17, THE COLUMBIA, TENN., GIRL STARTLED THE MEDICAL WORLD WHEN SHE KEPT A PIG'S KIDNEY ALIVE WITH A MECHANICAL HEART. Alice Dale SHE BUILT HER "HEART" FROM MATERIAL PICKED UP IN A JUNK YARD. A FINE ARTIST, ALICE MADE A CHART OF HER WORK AND WON A BIG SCHOLARSHIP! ALFRED SIR... HE BELIEVES IT WILL INCREASE EFFICIENCY! THE CARTAN LIKES YOUR IDEA ABOUT GETTING RID OF USELESS JUNK. ALFRED! LOOKIT! THEY'VE GOT THE DRAWBRIDGE FIXED! I "FIXED" MOST OF THE OTHER P-80S TO DISCREDIT THE TURKO-AMERICAN ACT! BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT GENERAL-SIDIS! NOR DID I! BUT IT'S OUR BIG CHANCE! GO TELL HIM YOU'VE DOUBLE-CHECKED ONE OF THE OTHER SHIPS! BUT IT WOULD CRASH! THERE WILL BE AN INVESTIGATION AND I WILL BE SHOT! OTHER P-BOS TO DISCREDIT THE TURBO-AMERICAN IMPACT! BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT GENERAL SIDIS! NOR DID I! BUT IT'S OUR BIG CHANCE! GO TELL HIM YOU'VE DOUBLE-CHECKED ONE OF THE OTHER SHIPS! BUT IT WOULD CRASH: THERE WILL BE AN INVESTIGATION AND I WILL BE SHOT! G... LEMME ...PLEASE I DIDN'T ANYTHING, NEST? OH NO? ALL HE DID WAS TRAP A NEST OF CROOKS, AND DRIVE THE RECORD HOME RUN! HEY, CADET, AUTOGRAPH! THIS BALL! OKAY, GIVE ME THE BALL ...AND THE BAT TOO! LOOKS LIKE FAME'S DRIVING HUM BATTY DIDN'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT FITTLE UNTIL SHE BREEZED IN HERE! SHE BOLD US RIGHT QUICK ON HER PHYSICAL FITNESS IDEA!...SOME GIRL, THAT FITTLE! SHE COULDN'T MISS WITH THAT ENERGY AND FLAIR FOR SHOWMANSHIP! A RARE TYPE! HELLO... IS THIS AL'S AUTO FENDER REPAIR SHOP? DAY ALICE WILL BE DOCTOR. AT 17, COLUMBIA, TENN., GIRL ED THE MEDICAL WHEN SHE KEPT A DNEY ALIVE WITH A MEANICAL HEART. FIRST! Mike Hollander MIKE, 15, AND PETER, 17, NOTED A SIMULTANEOUS EXCHANGE OF NUCLEI GETWEEN 3 CELLS OF PROTOZOA. MIKE PHOTOGRAPHED IT AND PETER WRITE A THESIS ABOUT THEIR DISCOVERY. LATER BROWN UNIVERSITY ANNOUNCED THE SAME DISCOVERY ONLY TO FIND THAT THE TWO DRONX HIGH-SCHOOL KIDS WERE THE PIONEERS!