anaheim-gazette 1951-08-24

ALFRED 4 Anaheim SOME JERK LEFT THIS BOOK LAYN! AROUND-- IT'S CALLED 'HOW TO STAY CALM' ANY IDEA WHERE WE'RE BOUND FOR, MAC? I KEEP HEARING RUNOBS ITS KOREA-- OAKY DOAKS I WAS READING SOME OF MURDOCK'S BOOKS, AND I LEARNED HOW TO BECOME A WITCH! AN' SHE CHANGED HERSELF INTO PEACHIE WEACHIE! GGOSH! AND MURDOCK DISCOVERED THAT PEACHIE WEACHIE WAS ME AND CHANGED ME BACK TO PRINCESS POMONA! SCORCHY SMITH SPTT SPUT-SPUTTER UK-UK KUK SOUNDS LIKE WE HAVE A NOISY CONNECTION, COLONEL! SPT-TT I WAS SAYING, SMITH AND MATTER ARE TAKING THE GENERAL FOR A SPIN IN A NEW P-80! NO! NO! STOP EVERYTHING G'BYE! SCORCHY SMITH SPUT-SPUTTER UK-UK KUK I WAS SAYING, SMITH AND HATTER ARE TAKING THE GENERAL FOR A SPIN IN A NEW P-80. NO! NO! STOP EVERYTHING GIVE! DICKIE DARE THE FORMULA'S SAFE... IN CHARLIE YOUNG'S BRAIN! MI-GOSH. NOW EVERYTHING IS PERFECT! MY ORDERS ARE TO BRING THE SHIP THE TOWN DOCK BOB'S RIVER? THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY LEE, WE KNOW THIS MASSWALLOW SUNDAE JIM SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THE FIT AS FITTLE COURSE! YOU'RE A CLEVER LADY, MISS FITTLE! YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA ABOUT FOOD AND EXERCISE AND STUFF BUT HOW COME YOU DECIDED TO MAKE A CAREER OF IT? OH. DIANA! OH. DIANA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox "STINKY" DAVIS IF PEOPLE DIDN'T DO THIS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE YOUR JOB! 4 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Q-Q-QUCK! GG-Gimme that B-BOOK, ALFRED! HOW TO SAY CALLY AND MURDOCK DISCOVERED THAT PEACHIE WEACHIE WAS ME AND CHANGED ME BACK TO PRINCESS POMONA! NICE WORK, MURDOCK! I HEREBY WON'T RE-HIRE YOU AS MY ROYAL WITZARD! OH, YES YOU WILL, OAKY! WHEN YOU GOT ENGAGED TO PEACHIE WEACHIE, YOU GOT ENGAGED TO ME! PATRHER! OAKY HAS B-BROKEN OUR ENGAGEMENT! BUT, POMONA! HE WASN'T ENGAGED TO YOU! HE WAS ENGAGED TO THAT WITCH, PEACHIE WEACHIE! NO! NO! STOP 'EM! MOLD EVERYTHING! G'BYE! THE MIKFIELD. THE CAR SERGEANT! WHERE'S MY CAR!? WHERE'S THE SERGEANT? THE MAJOR'S CAR IS AT THE DOOR, SIR! DRIVER! THE AIR FIELD! EAST! WELL I C HOPE TO SIT BERLIN ASS FOREVER NO! NO! STOP 'EM! MOLD EVERYTHING! GIVE! THE MIKHIELY. THE CAR. SERGEANT! WHERE'S MY CAR!? WHERE'S THE SERGEANT! TH' MAJOR'S CAR! PRO! THE MAJOR'S CAR IS AT THE DOOR, SIR! WELL I C HOPE TO SIT BERLIN ASS FOREVER MY ORDERS ARE TO BRING THE SHIP TO THE TOWN DOCK IN BOB'S RIVER? AYE AYE, SIR THE HEAD SAID THE COASTGUARD BOAT WAS COMING OUT IN CASE I NEED HELP OKAY, I'll GIVE IT A TOW! coulton waugh 8/24 MEANWHILE. A PAUL JONES JUNIOR CADET CAUGHT 25 CROOKS! HE'S BRINGING 'EM TO TOWN DOCK YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA ABOUT FOOD AND EXERCISE AND STUFF...BUT HOW COME YOU' DECIDED TO MAKE A CAREER OF IT? IT WAS SOMETHING THAT STRUCK ME LIKE A BLOW...BUT I CAN'T GO INTO THE DETAILS, PATCH EVER! FIT AS FITTE 8-25 HA! HA! GEE, BUT DIDN'T OUR PARENTS' NEAR THE FUNNIEST CLOTHES WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG !?! WHO? SUPER-SWOO GEE, BUT DIDN'T OUR PARENTS NEAR THE FUNNIEST CLOTHES WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG! WINNER! THE FT. WORTH GIRL WON OUT OVER THOUSANDS. ROSEMERRY IS NATIONAL PRIZE WINNER IN THE SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINES WRITING AWARDS CONTEST. SHE'S ONLY 15! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Rosemerry Reid HER MOM AND POP DIED SEVERAL YEARS AGO. ROSEMERRY HAS POOR HEALTH WHICH NECESSITATES LONG ABSENCES FROM SCHOOL. DESPITE THIS, SHE'S AN "A" STUDENT—AND WON HER AWARD IN THE BIG CONTEST SPONSORED BY THE FT. WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM. WHO? SUPER-SMOOTH AH, SAY, THIS IS LOVELY!! THIS BATHING BEAUTY CONTEST WAS A MARVELLOUS IDEA!!! ...AND IT'S GOING NICE AND SMOOTHLY TOO! AT THE (PURF-OWN) NUMBER TWELVE GUN? ALFRED SAYS WE CAN'T FIRE THIS GUN UNTIL THOSE EGGS HATCH OUT! D-BUT A PEACHIE WEACHIE WAS ME AND I WAS A PEACHIE WEACHIE! STOP! YOU'RE MAKING MY HEAD SWIM! I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TAKE CHARGE, POMONA! I THINK I KNOW BUT HOW TO GET FATHER! YOU THE FINEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD! YOU'LL FIND DAKY HARD TO HANDLE, TOO! DRIVER! THE AIR FIELD! EAST! WELL I COULDN'T HOPE TO SIT ON THAT SOFT BERLIN ASSIGNMENT FOREVER! YOUR DEAL, SCORCH! FANCY ME READING MY FIRST JET LESSON FIVE MILES UP WITH THE TURKISH AIR CHIEF IN MY LAP! I'M A PISTON' PACKIN' PILOT, MASSLE MAD! MY JET JOCKEY HOURS WERE SHORT AND LONG AGO. DRIVER! THE AIR FIELD! FAST! WELL I COULDN'T HOPE TO SIT ON THAT SOFT BERLIN ASSIGNMENT FOREVER! YOUR DEAL, SCORCH! FANCY ME READING MY FIRST JET LESSON FIVE MILES UP WITH THE TURKISH AIR CHIEF IN MY LAP! I'M A PISTON PACKIN' PILOT, MYSELF MAD! MY JET JOCKEY HOURS WERE SHORT AND LONG AGO! MEANWHILE. HERE COMES THE COAST GUARD BOAT WELL GIVE YOU A HAND DOCKING THAT SHIP, CADET! THANKS VERY MUCH, SIR, BUT I'LL HANDLE IT, OKAY! EVERYTHINGS UNDER CONTROL EXCEPT, PERHAPS DICKIE'S OWN SELF IMPORTANCE!! FIT AS FITLE RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES GIRLS! OUR "FIT AS FITLE" TRIO HAS DROPPED A TOTAL OR TWENTY POUNDS! WHAT TOMORROW BRING OFF! GREAT STUNT FITLE HAS WORKED UP FOR TELEVISION! SUCH ZIP AND FIRE! SHE'S A REAL FIND! MAYBE SO... BUT I GOT A FEELING SHE'S RIDING SOMETHING! WHO? SUPER-SNOONER? NOW, LET ME DEE... TO MY KNOWNLEDGE WE HAVE NO SUPER-SNOONER—BUT WE DO HAVE A DREAM-BEAAM. WHO? SUPER-SMOONER? NOW, LET ME DEE... TO MY KNOWNLAGE WE HAVE NO SUPER-SMOONER—BUT WE DO HAVE A DREAM-BEAUM. LOVELY! BEAUTY CONTEST LOUS IDEA!!! NICE AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HAVE A DECISION ON THE WINNER OF OUR HOTEL BATHING BEAUTY CONTEST!... WHICH OF THESE LOVELY LADIES WOULD YOU NAME! AS MISS LAKE WANNASAQUA? PETERS DOESN'T SEEM AT ALL WORRIED OVER THE WEIGHTY RESPONSIBILITY OF PICKING ONE OF THESE GIRLS AS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL//HE SEEMS ACTUALLY FLAPPANT!