anaheim-gazette 1951-08-17

ALFRED 6 Annaheim Gazette GALLEY PLANE TO SHIP! PLANE TO Ship! ARE YOU GUYS ON FIRE?!! OAKY DOAKS IT'S MY BIGGEST MOMENT SO FAR! BOTH CROOKS LOCKED UP...THE SHIP'S ENGINE'S RUNNING AND NO ONE ELSE ABOARD BUT CAPTAIN DARE! WE WERE HEADING OUT TO SEA...I'LL PUT THE WHEEL OVER AND POINT HER FOR THE LAND SCORCHY SMITH HI, CAPTAIN! WHAT'S COOKIN? NUTHIN' YET, MISTER MURDOCK BUT WE'VE BEEN ORDERED TO BURN THAT WITCH! KEEP THAT WOOD OFF MY TOES! MIND IF I WATCH? ER--I DUNNO-- LET HIM WATCH!-- I'M GLAD SOMEBODY TAKES AN INTEREST IN ME! ALL RIGHT, HE CAN WATCH! SCORCHY SMITH HI, CAPTAIN! WHAT'S COOKIN? NUTHIN' YET, MISTER MURDOCK BUT WE'VE BEEN ORDERED TO BURN THAT WITCH! KEEP THAT WOOD OFF MY TOES! MIND IF I WATCH? ER--I DUNNO-- LET HIM WATCH! I'M GLAD SOMEBODY TAKES AN INTEREST IN ME! ALL RIGHT, HE CAN WATCH! DICKIE DARE AAH! AT LAST I FIND YOU OUT! I AM MAJOR GENERAL SIDISI, TURKISH AIR ARM. SO GLAD TO WELCOME THE JET INSTRUCTORS FROM OUR GREAT FRIEND AMERICA! I...WE...THE GENERAL IS TOO... BUT YOU ARE SHY IN HIDING EH? YOU READ TRAINING BOOKS YOU FIND THE CORRECT, I HOPE THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY IN MY BEST SUNDAY-GO-TO-MEETINGS! MISS FITTLE IS THAT YOU? YOU'VE GOT REAL CLASS! WHAT I MEAN IS WELL JEEDERS I WAS SORT OF EXPECTING A MUSCLE-MOLL! THEM'S REAL KIND WORDS, KID! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER! OH, DIANA! OH, DIANA! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox PRACTICE SCHEME I FIGURED OUT TO TEACH ME TO KEEP MY BALANCE ON THESE SHOTS. Kenny Knopp KENNY IS QUITE A BOY. HE IS EDITOR OF HIS SCHOOL PAPER, IS A GREAT ATHLETE, ACCOMPLISHED PIANIST AND COMPOSER. 6-2-51 THURSDAY, AUGUST 16, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA E TO SHIP! PLANE TO ARE YOU GUYS FIRE?! HECK NO! THATS ALFRED FRYING ONIONS! WERE HEADING TO SEA...I'LL PUT WHEEL OVER POINT HER THE LAND YIPPEE ...THERE'S THE FLASH OF BOB'S RIVER LIGHTHOUSE ...IF ONLY THIS LI'll CRUISE COULD GO ON FOREVER! GLAD SOMEBODY ES AN REST ME! ALL RIGHT, HE CAN WATCH! HAND ME TH' TORCH! GOSH, IT'S COLD OUT, ALFRED! I'M GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS! AND WHEN WE JOINED THE NAVY, THEY PROMISED US WE'D BE IN NICE WARM PLACES LIKE BERNUDA, AND— OKAY! I'LL SPEAK TO THE CAPTAIN ABOUT IT— THE BEAUTY OF THAT GYRO-COMPASS IS THAT ONCE THE SHIP'S ON A COURSE SHE'LL STEER HERSELF COOK DARE, PREPARE BREAKFAST FOR CAP'n DARE! LIVELY DOES IT, COOK! AYE AYE, CAP'n DARE, SIR! THERE! IT'S GOIN' GOOD! HEY! GET ME AN UMBRELLA! GLAD SOMEBODY ES AN REST ME! ALL RIGHT, HE CAN WATCH! HAND ME TH' TORCH! THERE! IT'S GOIN' GOOD! HEY! GET ME AN UMBRELLA! BUT YOU ARE SO SHY IN HIDING, EH? YOU READ JET TRAINING BOOKS? YOU FIND THEM CORRECT, I HOPE? COME! WE START THE TRAINING PROGRAM BY TAKING ME UP IN A P-80! OBEY ORDERS! THE WAR DEPARTMENT SAYS WE'RE INSTRUCTORS! FOLLOW ME! A-HEM! WE'RE THE JET INSTRUCTORS! WE'RE HERE TO INSPECT THE TRAINING MANUALS THAT SHOULD HAVE COME WITH THAT SHIPMENT OF P-80's! THEM'S REAL KIND WORDS, KID! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER! AFTER WE WORK UP A GOOD APPETITE! PUFF PUFF IT'S OKAY, KID! THIS IS A NICE SPOT TO CATCH OUR BREATH! JEEPERS, MOTHER— AM I HUNGRY! HEL-LO... YOU'D LIKE TO TALK TO MY DAD? JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE. JEEPERS, MOTHER—AM I HUNGRY! HEL-LO... YOU'D LIKE TO TALK TO MY DAD? JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE. WINNER! KENNETH, ONLY 17, OF FREDERICKSBURG, TEX., WON FIRST PRIZE IN A SOIL CONSERVATION ESSAY CONTEST. HIS ESSAY WAS THE BEST OF 13,000! KENNY GETS A FREE TRIP TO COLORADO. I KEEP BUSY. IT IS SINFUL TO WASTE TIME! NOW I AM IN A JAM... A VOZEN OR SO OF THE LADIES HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE BATHING BEAUTY CONTEST AND I CAN'T GET ANY OF THE MEN TO HELP ME ACT AS JUDGES... THEY'RE ALL SCARED OF THEIR WIVES... BESIDES, THEY JUST WANT TO LOOK!! HE HAS GOT A PRETTY STATE OF AFFAIRS ON HIS HANDS!!! HE CAN PICK ONLY ONE WINNER... AND THERE'S NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED... UNLESS IT IS WOMEN! WE JOINED EY PROMISED IN NICE ACES LIKE ANDOKAY! I'LL SPEAK TO THE CAPTAIN ABOUT IT— YOU BOYS ARE BEING TRANSFERRED TO A-ER WARMER CLIMATE AT ONCE! COOK DARE, PREPARE BREAKFAST FOR CAP'n DARE! LIVELY DOES IT, COOK! AYE AYE, CAP'n DARE, SIR! THAT'S A RAFT OF FOOD...BUT...AW HECK, THERE'S NO ONE LOOKING HEY! GET ME AN UMBRELLA! RIGHT OUT OF A CLEAR SKY! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! ME NEITHER! HA, HA, HA! WAL, I'LL BE DERNED! HEY! GET ME AN UMBRELLA! RIGHT OUT OF A CLEAR SKY! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! ME NEITHER! HA, HA, HA! WAL, I'LL BE DERNED! A-HEM! WE'RE THE JET INSTRUCTORS! WE'RE HERE TO INSPECT THE TRAINING MANUALS THAT SHOULD HAVE COME WITH THAT SHIPMENT OF P-BO'S. HEY! Gimme ONE OF YOURS! MY BUNDLE IS ALL IN TURKISH! AA-H! 5-50 THERE ARE YOU ARE!! WELL, WELL... YOU'RE THE NEW CHICK ON TV! I RECOGNIZED YOU RIGHT OFF, CUTIE! IF YOU MUST KEEP YOUR HAT ON WHILE SPEAKING TO A LADY...LET'S KEEP IT ON GOOD! MY DAD IS OUT RIGHT NOW. SHALL I HAVE HIM CALL YOU WHEN HE COMES TO...? MY DAD IS OUT RIGHT NOW. SHALL I HAVE HIM CALL YOU WHEN HE COMES TO..? GOSH MYRA... I CAN'T BE THE SOLE JUDGE OF A BATHING BEAUTY CONTEST... I'D BE THE MOST UNPOPULAR GUY IN THIS COUNTY... AND I'M MANAGER OF THE HOTEL... IT'D RUIN OUR BUSINESS!! YOU SHOULD HAVE THought of those things before you stuck your big fat foot in your mouth!! YOU'RE IN IT NOW YOU'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH WITH IT! HE'S GETTING NO HELP... OR EVEN ANY SYMPATHY FROM ANY QUARTER! HE'S IN THIS THING UP TO HIS NECK!!