anaheim-gazette 1951-08-10

ALFRED 4 Anaheim G MADAM HONORIFILM CRYSTAL GAZING PALM READING AND YOU ARE GOING ON A LONG JOURNEY YOU PAID TEN BUCKS, FIND OUT YOU'RE GOING A TRIP TO A NICE, COOL CLIMATE? OAKY DOAKS GO CAR STORY WAS TRUE, MAJOR! DO WE STILL NEED SCREENING IF? TO THE EMBASSY DRIVER. ONE ELEMENT OF YOUR STORY WAS TRUE! BUT YOU TWO STILL HAVE NO PASSPORTS... AND IVE SEEN THAT YOU'RE NOT FUERES! ...AND TOO MANY SUBVERSIVES HAVE SUPPED INTO THE DEMOCRACIES BECAUSE WE LIKE TO TRUST PEOPLE! SCORCHY SMITH WAKE UP, YE LAZY LOUTS! Y-YES, SIR! IT'S PAST SUNUP!... HAVE YE FERGOT W GONNA BURN THAT AT TH' STAKE? WAKE UP, YE LAZY LOUTS! 2:2! Y-YES, SIR! IT'S PAST SUNUP!... HAVE YE FERGOT W GONNA BURN THAT AT TH' STAKE? DICKIE DARE DICKIE HID BEIND A DOOR, SHAPPED OFF THE LIGHTS. THEN HE HOVE A CHAIR ACROSSTHE CABIN... BOTH CROOKS FIRE A SOUND RAT TAT TAT TAT THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY YOU WERE NICE TO COME TO MY RESCUE...I THINK MAYBE IILL SURVIVE THIS BROKEN BACK! HEW...SHE MUST BE SOMETHING NEW THEN'VE ADDED TO THE SCENERY AROUND HERE! WOW! WE'RE R FOR YOU NOW, FIT OH. DIANA! AH-H— THIS IS WHAT I CALL LIVING! THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD LIKE COMPLETE RELAXATION AFTER A HARD WEEK'S WORK AT THE OFFICE. OH, DA-A-AD! I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL NE FOR YOU !! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox MICKEY (HIMSELF) McGUIRE IF I CAN KETCH 'EM IN FRONT OF THEIR BEST GIRL THEY ALWAYS PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT. BEST FIGHT I'VE HAD IN A MONTH! YOU DID ALL RIGHT! Howard Blackburn HOWARD SET OUT TO ROW THEM TO SHORE. HIS BEGAN TO FREEZE SO HE THEM AROUND THE DARS THEM FREEZE THAT WAY! PAL DIED. FOR 5 DAYS, HOWARD, WITH HANDS AND FEET FROZEN, WITH NO FOOK OR WATER, ROWED UNTIL H LANDED WITH THE BODY OF HIS PAL! Anaheim Gazette -FRIDAY, AUGUST 10, 1965 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA YOU PAID TEN BUCKS TO FIND OUT YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP TO A NICE, COOL CLIMATE? HECK, IT'S ALL OVER TWIN, THAT WE'RE PULLING OUT FOR THE BERING SEA IN THE MORNING! AND TOO MANY SUBVERSES HAVE SUPPED INTO THE DEMOCRACIES BECAUSE WE LIKE TO TRUST PEOPLE! I'VE GOT TO ADMIT YOU'RE RIGHT, MAJOR! A REQUEST TO LOCATE TWO AIRMEN, MAJOR! MISSING AIRMEN, EH? COULD SOMEONE BE LOOKING FOR YOU BOYS!? AHHH HA HA! HAVE YE FERGOT WE'RE GONNA BURN THAT WITCH AT TH' STAKE? THEN GO OUT AN' CHOP SOME WOOD... AN' BE SURE IT'S DRY! NO, SIR! HOPE! YOU GUYS AIN't ROPPING ME IN ON A DOE, GAME THIS PAY PAY! I'M GOING ASHOR AND CUPSOME OF THE NATIVES! A WAR DEPARTMENT REQUEST, MAJOR! GIT DOWN ER, WHAT DO YOU SAY YOUR NAMES ARE? SMITH AND HATTER? DIRECTS YOU TO FOR IMMEDIATE PUTTOFFICERS, U.S. AIR RESERVE... TH' ELIMINATES YOU M IT'S TIME TO BURN YE AT TH' STAKE, MISS. EVERYTHIN'S READY! AND I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE! HAVE YE FERGOT WE'RE GONNA BURN THAT WITCH AT TH' STAKE? N-NO, SIR! THEN GO OUT AN' CHOP SOME WOOD ... AN' BE SURE IT'S DRY! IT'S TIME TO BURY YE AT TH' STAKE, MISS. EVERYTHIN'S READY! AND ILL BE READY IN A MINUTE! BOTH CROOKS FIRE AT THE SOUND HOLD IT. "TOOLS" RAT TAT TAT TAT ...WHILE I SNAP ON THE LIGHT... HE'S GIVEN US THE SLIP AGAIN! NO, BOSS! LISTEN... THE SOUND OF SOBBING FROM THE PO'CASTLE! HIS NOIVE'S CRACKED THATS IT... LOOK, HE'S COVERED WITH A BLANKET WE'RE READY FOR YOU ON STAGE NOW, FITTLE! LET'S GET GOING! SHE'S FITTLE...AS IN "FIT AS FITTLE"? RIGHT, PATSY ...MEET LUCK FITTLE, OUR NEW QUEEN OF THE DAILY DOZEN! I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU!! MOTHER JUST BOUGHT YOU A BRAND NEW LAWN MOWER! DIANA, YOU'VE BEEN LATE FOR CLASS THREE TIMES THIS WEEK! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT? FR—NOTHING—E THAT I'M VERY AND I PROMISE HERE BRIGHT AND FROM NOW ON. I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU!! MOTHER JUST BOUGHT YOU A BRAND NEW LAWN MOWER! CLASS THREE TIMES THIS WEEK! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT? THAT I'M VERY AND I PROMISE HERE BRIGHT AND FROM NOW ON. PLENTY OF HEART! MANY ARE THE TALES OF COURAGE OF THE GRAND BANKS FISHERMEN. ONE DAY, 300 MILES OFF THE COAST, YOUNG HOWARD BLACKBURN AND HIS DORY MATE LEFT A VESSEL TO MAUL IN TRAWLS AND GOT CAUGHT IN A SNOW STORM, SOON THEY COULDN'T SEE THE SHIP, THE NEXT MORNING IT WAS GONE! Howard Blackburn HOWARD SET OUT TO ROW THEM TO SHORE. HIS HANDS BEGAN TO FREEZE SO HE CURLED THEM AROUND THE DARS AND LET THEM FREEZE THAT WAY! HIS PAL DIED, FOR 5 DAYS. HOWARD, WITH HANDS AND FEET FROZEN, WITH NO FOOD OR WATER, ROWED UNTIL HE LANDED WITH THE BODY OF HIS PAL! PETERS HAS NEVER NEVER IN HIS LONG CAREER FELT QUITE SO SMALL I'M GOING ASHORE AND CUP SOME OF THE NATIVES! WATCH ME TAKE THE SHIRTS OFF THESE GUYS! POOL ...DIRECTS YOU TO LOCATE FOR INMEDIATE PUTY, TWO OFFICERS, U.S. AIRFORCE RESERVE ...! THAT ELIMINATES YOU MEN! ADDRESSES UNKNOWN, ETC. ...TO BE REACTIVATED WITH THE RANK OF MAJOR SCORCHY SMITH. TO BE REACTIVATED WITH THE RANK OF CAPTAIN: MAPSON HATTER... !?! SMITH...HATTER! YE'RE JEST. WASTIN' YER TIME, MISS!... WE AIN'T EXPECTIN' ANY SPECTATORS! WHAT?? THEN ILL CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF! YE'RE JEST WASTIN' YER TIME, MISS!... WE AIN'T EXPECTIN' ANY SPECTATORS! WHAT?? THEN ILL CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF! THATS IT... LOOK, HE'S COVERED WITH A BLANKET YOU SLIPPERY UTTLE BEEL! YOU WON'T PLAY NO MOREWISE TRICKS ON US NOW! WE MUST MAKE PERFECTLY SURE OF THAT RIGHT, PATSY!!! MEET LUCKY FITTLE, OUR NEW QUEEN OF THE DAILY DOZEN! HELLO, PATSY! CHIN UP! SHOULDERS BACK! TUMMY IN!! GLAD TO KNOW YOU! GULP! SNAP! THE TORTURE'S ALL MINE! FR—NOTHING—EXCEPT THAT I'M VERY SORRY—and I PROMISE I'LL BE HERE BRIGHT AND EARLY FROM NOW ON. NOW PLEASE, DIANA-DON'T PROMISE THE IMPOSSIBLE— JUST BE HERE EARLY! WOW!! BOY!!! SAY YOU WEREN'T FOOLING!! THAT'S REALLY STUFF!! WHAT A FORM...WHAT A FIGURE! WHAT A BABE! SHE'S GOT... SAY...WAIT A MINUTE...THAT'S MY WIFE!! GULP! THAT...THAT BEAUTIFUL GAL OUT THERE IN THE BATHING SUIT IS YOUR WIFE?...IM...I M SORRY...I APLOGIZE!! ...OUT...BUT SHE IS PRETTY!!! THAT'S ALL RIGHT MR. PETERS...SHE IS, AND SHE'S A SWELL GAL TCO!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO APologize, WHEN MEN STOP LOOKING, THAT'S WHEN SHE'LL FEEL BAD!! COME ON, LET'S GO OUT AND MEET HER! HOW COULD HE EVER FACE HER? ORDOOOOH, WHAT A SPOT TO BE IN!!!