anaheim-gazette 1951-07-05

ALFRED IT BEING THE FOURTH OF JULY, SIRALFRED WONDERS IF-ER-WE COULD FIRE ONE TEENY-WEENY BROADSIDE-- SURE! IF WE CAN AFFORD TO RAY FOR ONE TEENYWEENY BROADSIDE AT ABOUT 20,000! OAKY DOARS. SURE! WE'LL TILT TILL'T HURTS! SIR OAKY, THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO RESCUE ME FROM THAT JERK! SCORCHY SMITH AH! ARTILLERY! THANKS AGAIN, CAP! HOOKAY! YOU SNOW YOUR LIP HE CANNOT SHOOT UP MY SHIP AND STEAL PASSenger, YOU HEAR IT? THE KHAIR'S CROWd WERE RIDING RACING CAMELLS! WANT DYA FIGURE THEIR SPEED, MAD? SCORCHY SMITH AH! ARTILLERY! THANKS AGAIN, CAP! HOOKAY! YOU SNOW MY LIP HE CANNOT SHOOT UP MY SHIP AND STEBAL PASSENGER, YOU HEAR IT? THE KHAILIS CROWD WERE RIDING RACING CAMELS! WANT DYA FIGURE THEIR SPEED, MAD? 50 MINUTES LATER... DICKIE DARE I FEEL GOOD! 1. I'VE GOT ON THE SHIRT CHERRY DOULIN MADE FOR ME. 2. I WORKED OUT OUR FORMULA! AND I FEEL BAD! I MUFFED TESTING THE RUBBER-WATER BALL, CHARLIE! THE SECRET'S OUT! IT WAS LIKE THIS... SO THAT'S THE STORY, GOSH, I'M SORRY... BUT REMEME WE'RE GOING TURN EVERYTH OVER TO UN THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY OH, VERY WELL, PAUL...I'LL KEEP YOU FROM PUBLIC GAZE WHILE YOU TOIL AWAY! AFTER ALL, YOU'RE DOING IT JUST FOR ME! HOW NOBLE! AS USUAL, I'M THE NOSEY ONE BUT THAT PAUL FELLOW BEARS WATCHING! OH. DIANA! HI, MUSCLES! WHADDYA LOOKIN' SO GLUM ABOUT? CHEER UP! AW, LEAVE ME ALONE, NILLYA. I JUST CALLED DIANA FOR A DATE. OH-OH! SHE MUST VE SAID NO! SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL! OH. DIANA! HI, MUSCLES! WHADDYA LOOKIN' SO GLUM ABOUT? CHEER UP! AW, LEAVE ME ALONE, NILLYA. I JUST CALLED DIANA FOR A DATE. OH-OH! SHE MUST-VE SAID NO! SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox NOW DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HIM! I THINK HE'S REAL SWEET TO DO THAT WHILE MRS. SIMS IS AWAY Egon von Although he has a great knowledge of literature, science, classical poetry, he has a human side. He plays with toys and carries a teddy bear to bed with him. Anaheim Gazette THURSDAY, JULY 5, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA WHOOPS! DOGGONE-!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO RESCUE ME FROM THAT JERK! I AM GOING TO RESCUE YOU, MISS! BUT ISN'T IT ALL RIGHT TO JOUST WITH A JEST? I HOPE YOU'RE ALL SET? YEP! ARE YOU? QUIT QUIBB SIR OAKY MOW DO THE KHALIFS CROWD WERE RUNNING RACING CANELS! WHAT DYA FIGURE THEIR SPEED, MAD? DUNNO! BUT DO I SEE A CLOUD OF DUST AHEAD? IT'S THE KHALIF'S CARAVAN, SURE ANJEE! I CAN SEE ALE TRYING TO ATTRACT OUT? ATTENTION THINGS WE'RE J THE KHALIFS CROWD WERE RIDING RACING CAMELS! MATT DYA FIGURE THEIR SPEED, MOD? DUNNO! BUT DO I SEE A CLOUD OF DUST AHEAD? SO THAT'S THE STORY, GOSH, I'M SORRY... BUT REMEMBER, WE'RE GOING TO TURN EVERYTHING OVER TO UNK SAM. TO CASH IN, A CROOK WOULD NEED THIS FORMULA... AND IN TWO DAYS, IT'LL BE SAFE IN THE PENTAGON BUILDING! WE GOT TWO DAYS ON DROTHER! AS USUAL, I'M THE NOSEY ONE BUT THAT PAUL FELLOW BEARS WATCHING! MORT! OH! SHE JUST VE SAID NO! SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL! SHE SAID "PHOOEY" IT'S THE KHALIFS CARAVAN, SURE 'NUFF! I CAN SEE ALLE TRYING TO ATTRACT OUR ATTENTION THINKS WE'RE JUST ANY OL CRATE! IM FOR TURNING OUR SECRET OVER TO UNK SAM, CHARLIE, CAUSE HE'S WORKING FOR ALL OF US! I TOLD DAD EVERYTHING HE'S GOING TO WISH DAY AFTER TOMORROW ME TO HAND OVER THE FORMULA... HEY, KIN WHAT WOULD DE MORT, ARE YOU SUSPICIOUS OF THAT PAUL DE PAUL, TOO? TRUST ANSWER ANYMORE! I'll ANSWER THE DOOR, DIANA. HI, DIANA! JUST THE STOP BY LIKE I DID NIGHT AND DO YOUR FOR YOU! OH! SHE JUST SAID NO! SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL! SHE SAID "PHOOEY" AUTHOR ONE OF THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST AUTHORS IS THIS LAD, JUST 13. HIS BOOK, JUST PUBLISHED IN BERLIN, GERMANY (HIS HOME) IS "GOETHE FOR FOURTH GRADERS." HE QUIT HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE THE WORK WAS TOO SIMPLE! Egon von Asow ALTHOUGH HE HAS A GREAT KNOWLEDGE OF LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND CLASSICAL POETRY, HE STILL HAS A HUMAN SIDE. EGON PLAYS WITH TOYS AND CARRIES A TEDDY BEAR TO BED WITH HIM CRASH BANG FOURTH OF JULY FINDS PLENTY OF FIREWORKS IN THE VICINITY OF PETER'S SUMMER HOTEL! BETWEEN MOTHER NATURES LAVISH AERIAL DISPLAY AND THE RUCKUS THE TWO GUNMEN HAVE TOUCHED OFF ITS A LIVELY DAY!! KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORY BEHIND THE BEAR TRAP! LEND AN EAR! DOGGONE-!! SO FAR I HAVEN'T EVEN TASTED THIS SOUP! I'LL STARVE TO DEATH! GLAP CHOKE YEP! ARE YOU? QUIT QUIBBLING, SIR OAKY, AND MOW HIM DOWN! GIDDAP, NELLIE! GIDDAP, QUEENIE! AND TWO SECONDS LATER... I CAN SEE ALEDA TRYING TO ATTRACT OUT? ATTENTION... THINKS WE'RE JUST UH-HUH! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW WE'RE THE RESCUE TEAM! BUT NOW WE'RE HERE DON'T WANT TO GUN 'EM! MIGHT HURT ALEDA! LET'S BUZZ 'EM AND RATTLE 'EM!! I CAN SEE ALEDA TRYING TO ATTRACT OUR ATTENTION... THINKS WE'RE JUST ANY OL CRATE! UH-MUH! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW WE'RE THE RESCUE TEAM! BUT NOW WE'RE HERE HOW?! DON'T WANT TO GUN 'EM! MIGHT HURT ALEDA! LET'S BUZZ 'EM AND RATTLE 'EM!! I TOLD DAD EVERYTHING! HE'S GOING TO WASHINGTON DAY AFTER TOMORROW WITH ME TO HAND OVER THE FORMULA... HEY, KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN? YOU'RE OPENING THE BALL. AND Slicing THE RUBBER... ILL SLIP THE FORMULA INSIDE, SEW IT UP A GAG, SURE... BUT A SAFETY MEASURE, TOO! WHO'D LOOK FOR A FORMULA INSIDE A BASEBALL? I WOULD! TRUST ANYBODY ANYMORE! I VE GOT A HUNCH HEIR A PHONEY AND IS UP TO SOMETH IF YOU AND I WORK TOGETHER... I SAID I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY ANYMORE! HI, DIANA! JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU! OH, TUBBY... PLEASE - I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE AGAIN. ... I CAN JUST AS EASILY DO IT WRONG ALL BY MYSELF... HI, DIANA! JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU! OH, TUBBY... PLEASE - I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE AGAIN. I CAN JUST AS EASILY DO IT WRONG ALL BY MYSELF... THE CROOK SAT ON A BEAR TRAP!! FOR THE LOVVA MIKE, WHERE YOU YOU SUPPOSE HE PICKED THAT UP? SYLYESTER... DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? NEVER NOTED FOR HIS SELF-EFFACEMENT, SYLYESTER COULDN'T TELL A LIE... HE DOES KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORY.