anaheim-gazette 1951-06-29

ALFRED 4 Anaheim Gazette PAYDAY! WHAT'S THE SENSE OF PAYDAY ON A SHIP? YOU CAN'T GO OUT AND SPEND IT! IF WA WANT A LITTLE EXCITEMENT, MACH FOLLOW ME! OAKY DOAKS OH! YOU STARTLED ME! PARDON ME, MISS!... ARE YOU IN ANY TROUBLE? I'LL SAY! MY HORSE THREW ME AND IRAN AWAY! AND I'M AFRAID I SPRAINED MY ANKLE! I'LL BE TO GIVE A LIFE SCORCHY SMITH CAP! SAY THAT AGAIN AS! I SAY ONLY A PLANE COULD OVERTAKE THAT KIDNAPPER KHALIF! STOWED IN THIS HOLD IS BARGAIN SURPLUS PLANE, BUT... YOU HAVE NO PILOT! CAP, IF YOU'RE GAME TO BREAK ER OUT, WE'LL FLY HER! GET CRAOKIN; MAD! SCORCHY SMITH CAP! SAY THAT AGAIN AP! I SAY ONLY A PLANE COULD OVERTAKE THAT KIDNAPPER KHALIF! STOWED IN THIS HOLD IS BARGAIN SURPLUS PLANE, BUT... YOU HAVE NO PILOT! CAP, IF YOU'RE GAME TO BREAK ER OUT, WE'LL FLY HER! GET CRADON! MAD! DICKIE DARE SOMEONE ON THAT NIGHT Caught THE RUBBER BALL! IVE GOT TO GET IT BACK HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE THE FAMOUS CADET WHO MADE THE LONGEST HOMER IN HISTORY! LET'S MORE HIM I BOOLED 'EM...A CELLEBRITY LIKE ME LEARNS TRICKS...THERE'S TWO BOATS THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY YOUR PERFORMANCE ON THE TELEVISION LAST NIGHT WAS TRULLY INSPIRED TO ME, MARTINA DEAR! BELIEVE ME! IF I COULD FIND THE TIME I MIGHT CONSENT TO WRITE A PLAY FOR YOU! OH, PAUL! A PLAY WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR ME? OH, DIANA! NOW WHO COULD THAT BE AT THE DOOR... WHAT? YOU BACK AGAIN? THIS MAKES THE FOURTH TIME TODAY YOU'VE COME TO VISIT DIANA. COME RIGHT IN TUBBY, YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AROUND THIS HOUSE OH, DIANA! NOW WHO COULD THAT BE AT THE DOOR... WHAT? YOU BACK AGAIN? THIS MAKES THE FOURTH TIME TODAY YOU'VE COME TO VISIT DIANA. COME RIGHT IN, TUBBY, YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AROUND THIS HOUSE— TOONERVILLE FOLKS Containe Fox GOING UP HILL, THESE DARN CARTS SEEM TO WEIGH A TON! Jimmy Greer THE KIDS SENT THE WALLET TO THE OWNER WITH A NOTE EXPLAINING HOW THEY FOUND IT. HE SENT THEM THE $1,350 WITH A NOTE — * DEAR BOYS—YOU CAN HAVE THE CASH. ALL I WANT IS MY IDENTIFICATION CARDS. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, JUNE 29, 1961 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA COULD YOU LEAD ME 2.5 CENTS FOR SOME CANDY BARS, ALFRED? ND I'M AFRAID SPRAINED Y ANKLE! I'LL BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU A LIFT! WILL YOU CARRY ME TO YOUR HORSE! WILL I? OH, BOY! TH' PLEASURE IS ALL MINE, MISS! THIS IS VERY VERY KIND OF YOU! CAP, IF YOU'RE SAME TO BREAK ER OUT, WE'LL FLY HER! GET CRACKIN, MAD! ?!? HOKAY! YOU VANQUIS SAY YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING! ...AND WE OFTEN DO WHAT WE SAY, CAP! OH, 'BOUT 3600 HOURS WORTH! WONDER WHAT THE OCTANE OF THE JUICE IS?...BWE'LL FIND OUT CAP, IF YOU'RE GAME TO BREAK ER OUT, WE'LL FLY HER! GET CRADON, MAD! ?? HOKAY! YOU VANQUIS SAY YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING! ...AND WE OFTEN DO WHAT WE SAY, CAP! I FOOLED 'EM... A CELEBRITY LIKE ME LEARN'S TRICKS... THERE'S THE BOAT I'M THE CADET WHO HIT THAT BASEBALL WELL, WELL, WELL! COME RIGHT ABoard! I WANT YOU TO AUTOGRAPH IT FOR ME. PERHARS IN THE TRANQUILITY OF THIS RURAL HAVEN, I COULD ACCOMPILISH THE WORK! MES, I THANK I COULD! OH, PALL! A PLAY WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR ME? I WANT DIANA TO GET GOOD AND SICK OF YOU! OH, BOUT 3600 HOURS WORTH! WONDER WHAT THE OCTANE OF T JUICE IS? WE'LL FIND OUT I AM CADET DAREE, SIR GLAD T'MEATCHA MEET YOU. I AM, ER, TED WILLIAMS SO YOU HIT THAT PILL, EH? YES, SIR, IT HAPPENS BE MY BALL, COULD I PLEASE HAVE N' BACK I MUST INSIST ON THE ABSOLUTE SECRECH WHILE I AM WORKING HERE, MARTINA! OF COURSE, PAUL... BUT, MUST SICCU YO' OFF TO MY THEATRICAL ASSOCIATES. WELL - I GUESS IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODNIGHT, DIANA, DID YOU ENJOY YOUR VISIT TO THE MUSEUM? AND DID YOU H' FUN AT THE Z OME RIGHT IN, UBBY. YOU'RE WAYS WELCOME ROUND THIS HOUSE. I WANT DIANA TO GET GOOD AND SIGN OF YOU! FOUND #1,350! Dan Gowdy THESE TWO 14-YEAR-OLD LADS FOUND A FAT WALLET NEAR THEIR PHILADELPHIA HOME. IT CONTAINED $1,550 AND A BATCH OF IDENTIFICATION CARDS, SHOWING THAT THE WALLETS OWNER WAS AN OIL MAN LIVING IN AUSTIN, TEX. WOW! FOOD FOR OUR SUMMER CAMP! OH! WHAT WAS THAT? IT WAS A SCREAM FROM SOMEONE OUTSIDE... BUT THE RAGING STORM MADE IT IMPPOSsible to tell WHO IT CAME FROM! THE LITTLE GROUP stood petrified as scream followed scream... RE IS WONDER WHAT THE OCTANE OF THIS JUICE IS? BUT WE'LL FIND OUT! HELP! WHAT TH'-? COURAGE, MISS! I'LL SAVE YOU! WHAT YOU WANT RAYHIDES FOR? HOW YOU CAN FLY PLANE UP FROM LOOSE SAND? WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT! WONDER WHAT THE OCTANE OF THIS JUICE IS? BUT WE'LL FIND OUT! WHAT YOU WANT RAYHIDES FOR? HOW YOU CAN FLY PLANE UP FROM LOOSE SAND? WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT! SO YOU HIT THAT PILL, EH? YES, SIR, IT... IT HAPPENS TO BE MY BALL. COULD I PLEASE HAVE IT BACK? I SAW THE STORY IN THE PAPER... YOU'RE FAMOUS, BOY! Y'KNOW, THE WAY THIS BALL BOUNCES. MADE ME PEEK INSIDE... IT'S SOME TRICK RUBBER! CADET. HOW ABOUT YOU AN' ME DOIN' A LITTLE BUSINESS? I... DON'T UNDERSTAND OF COURSE PAUL,...BUT I MUST SICU YOU OFF TO MY THEATRICAL ASSOCIATES! MR. BLOCK, I WANT YOU TO MEET A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE... PAUL DE PAUL! IF I KNOW PHONIES RIGHT THERE IS THE PRIZE PHONE OR THEM ALL! AND DID YOU HAVE FUN AT THE ZOO? AND WASN'T THE LONG WALK HOME REFRESHING? YES—DEFINITELY—YOU CERTAINLY WE'REN'T KIDDOING LAST WEEK WHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD A FREE EVENING COMING UP! AND DID YOU HAVE FUN AT THE ZOO? AND WASN'T THE LONG WALK HOME REFRESHING? YES—DEFINITELY—YOU CERTAINLY WE'RE NOT KIDDING LAST WEEK WHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD A FREE EVENING COMING UP! OH! QW! HELP! HEY... THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THE CROOKS WE'RE AFTER... HE'S IN TROUBLE! COME ON; MEN—MOVE IN—QUICK!! SOMETHING HAD GONE DRASTICALLY WRONG WITH ONE OF THE DEGREE ADDS AND THE OTHER ONE WAS TOO CONFUSED TO DO MUCH AS THE LAW CLOSED IN