anaheim-gazette 1951-06-01

ALFRED YOU THINK YOU CAN GET US FREE TICKETS TO SINN DEGO BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE RAILROAD PRESIDENT? SWELL! ASK HIM FOR A PRIVATE COMPARTMENT JUST FOR US, ALFRED! SOUTLAND RR. ER, TRAVEL IS HEAVY RIGHT NOW-BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. OAKY DOAKS ME CHIEF BELLOWING BULL! WHO ARE YE? AN' HOW DID YE GIT HERE!! ME SWIM WATER AND CLUMB WALL! YE DID!! I-I COULD BE SHOT FER THIS! ME GOT MESSAGE FOR KING CORNY--IN PERSON! YE'RE TOO EARL HE AIN'T OUTA BED YET! SCORCHY SMITH IT'S WRITTEN IN A HURRY! JUST SCORBBLER-HARD TO READ! CUT THE CORNY DRAMATICS: READ THE NOTE IN THE DIARY! OUR SMALL SHIP WRECKED ON THIS COAST - AMBUSHED BY EL KHYBOSH TRIBESMEN...MY HUSBAND JUST KILLED. SCORCHY SMITH IT'S WRITTEN IN A HURRY! JUST BORBBIER...HARD TO READ! CUT THE CORNY DRAMATICS! READ THE NOTE IN THE DIARY! "OUR SMALL SHIP WRECKED ON THIS COAST - AMBUSHED BY EL KAVROSH TRIBES MEN...MY HUSBAND JUST KILLED." DICKIE DARE WOW-THAT'S YOUR HORSE? THAT'S MY LADY! HEY FELLAS, HERE COMES MY DAD AND SIS... DIRK! CAPTAIN MC CRACKEN PHONED... OH, DIRK YOU'RE SAFE! WE'RE SO HAPPY! HERE'S THE MAN YOU CAN THANK FOR THAT, SIS MAY I PRESENT MR. CHARLES YOUNG? THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY LADIES OF THE ENSEMBLE REPORTING, SIR! HELLO, GIRLS, YOUR DRESSING ROOM IS STRAIGHT AHEAD! HOPE YOU FIND EVERYTHING COZY! YEEK OH. DIANA! R-R-R-N-G! HUILLO! WHO?... OH, NO! THIS AIN'T HARRY'S CANDY STORE— TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox MICKEY (HIMSELF) McGUIRE WE GOT A PLACE FOR MCGUIRE TO FIGHT WHERE THOSE FOOL WIMMIN CAN'T RUSH IN AND BUST IT UP! Patricia Hayes PAT IS AN OFFICER BUT THE COMPANY'S OFFICERS ROTATE IN OFFICE SO ALL CAN LEARN THE BUSINESS. RECENTLY THE KIDS WERE GIVEN AWARDS BY JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT, INC., FOR THEIR FINE WORK. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, JUNE 1, 1961 ANAHEIM, GALIFORNIA TRAVEL IS HEAVY BUT NOW-BUT ILL WHAT I CAN DOSAN DIEGO RED NEWS GOT MESSAGE KING NY--IN ON! YE'RE TOO EARLY! HE AIN'T OUTA BED YET! HE GET OUTA BED HEAP QUICK WHEN HE HEAR MY MESSAGE! IT MEAN WAR! HE SAYS HE'S A FOREIGN DIPLOMAT, AND HE WANTS TO SEE KING CORNY RIGHT AWAY! BONE! BUT HIS MAJESTY DOESN'T SIT ON HIS THRONE THIS EARLY IN MORNING. WALL SHIP WRECKED S COAST - AMBUSHED KNIVES/BOSH TRIBES/WEN USBAND JUST KILLED. I'll WRAP THESE PAPERS WITH OUR BABY DAUGHTER AND PRAY SHE'LL BE SPARKED AND THAT'S ALL, SCORCH! YEAH! AND IT UNCOVERS A 17 YEAR OLD MURDER! IT ALSO PROVES ARAB PRINCESS ZULLEDA IS REALLY AN AMERICAN GAL NAMED ALEDA LESTER! WALL SHIP WRECKED IS COAST - AMBUSHED KAYBOSH TRIBESMEN HUSBAND JUST KILLED I'LL WRAP THESE PAPERS WITH OUR BABY DAUGHTER AND PRAY SHE'LL BE SPARKED AND THAT'S ALL, SCORCH! THIS IS A TRAGIC NOTE, SCORCH! YEAH! AND IT UNCOVERS A 17 YEAR OLD MURDER! IT ALSO PROVES ARAB PRINCESS ZULIEBA IS REALLY AN AMERICAN GAL NAWED ALEDA LESTER! HERE'S THE MAN YOU CAN THANK FOR THAT, SIS! MAY I PRESENT MR. CHARLES YOUNG? THEY'RE SEVENTEEN... IT'S JUNE ... BOY MEET'S GIRL? SWELL TO MEET YOU POLKS! 'LADY' AND I MUST BE SHOWING ON... BE SEEING YOU! BEES! LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, MORT! THE TELEVISION SUMMER STOCK SHOWS WILL MAKE YOUR BARN FAMOUS... GIVE IT PRESTIGE! PRESTEEGE? DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT FANCY WORD MEANS! WHO? OH, NO! IS AIN'T HARRY'S ANDY STORE— DARN IT! OH! DA-A-AD! YE DIA WHO... OH, NO! S AIN'T HARRY'S ANDY STORE DARN IT! ? SLAM! OH! DA-A-AD! YE DIA BIG BUSINESS! PAT HAYES, A HIGH SCHOOLER IN PHILADELPHIA, DECIDED TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH 4 OTHER KIDS SHE FORMED THE "ARTCO PRODUCTS CO." THEY MANUFACTURE AND SELL EARRINGS — AND EVERYONE MAKES MONEY, EVEN THE STOCKHOLDERS! PAT IS AN OFFICER. THE COMPANY'S OFFICERS DATE IN OFFICE SO ALL I LEARN THE BUSINESS. CENTLY THE KIDS BE GIVEN AWARDS BY MOR. ACHIEVEMENT, INC., THEIR FINE WORK. "WANTED!—RELIABLE COUPLE TO MANAGE SUMMER HOTEL ON LAKE WHIPSNEDDY! GOOD OPPORTUNITY, FOR RIGHT COUPLE!" "PETERS, YOU DON'T MEAN" GOSH, MYRA... I THOUGHT MAY BE... -WELL GEE, IT WOULD BE LIKE A VACATION AND WE'D GET PAID FOR IT AND MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE AND... MYRA COULD WHIP UP VERY LITTLE ENTHUSIAGM OVER THE PROSPECT.... BUT PETERS HAD HIMSELF LATHERED UP IN A FIT OF EXCITEMENT TO WHERE HE ALREADY HAD THE JOB... FIRST STOP WE MAKE WE'LL ASK DEPOT AGENT FOR DIFFERENT CONDITIONS! AND WE DEMAND TO TRAVEL IN ASTYLE WE DESERVE! BUT HIS MAJESTY DOESN'T SIT ON HIS THRONE THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING! HE BETTER SIT RIGHT NOW...THAT GUY'S GOT A MESSAGE THAT MAY MEAN WAR! I'LL TRY TO WAKE HIM... BUT IT MAY MEAN THE DUNGEON FOR ME! IT ALSO PROVES ARAB PRINCESS ZULLEDA IS REALLY AN AMERICAN GAL NAMED ALEDA LESTER! SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT! THINK WE OUGHTA TELL HER? NATCH! SHE WAS BORN JUNE 4! 1944 AT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! NOW I'M GONNA WAKE UP THE CHEF ON THIS TURKISH TUB! IT ALSO PROVES ARAB PRINCESS ZULIEDA IS REALLY AN AMERICAN GAL NAWED ALEDA LESTER! SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT! THINK WE OUGHTA TELL HER? NATCH! SHE WAS BORN JUNE 4! I'HAT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! NOW I'M GONNA WAKE UP THE CHEF ON THIS TURKISH TUB! HEY, SIS! CHARLIE YOUNG AND YOU... GOLLY! DIRK, THAT BOY IS SWEET! I'M SO GRATEFUL TO HIM I COULD MARRY HIM... TO SOME NICE GIRL PRESTEEGE? DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT FANCY WORD MEANS! THEATRE AND I DON'T THINK "WILLIE" DOES EITHER! OH! DA-A-AD! YES, DIANA? I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR ALL WEEK... OH! DA-A-AD! YES DIANA? I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR ALL WEEK... OSH, MYRA... THOUGHT MAYBE... ELL GEE, IT WOULD LIKE A VACATION WE'D GET PAID IT AND MEET A PEOPLE AND... ALL RIGHT! IF YOU'D LIKE TO DO IT, OKAY... MIGHT BE KIND OF FUN AT THAT! I GUESS WITH A LITTLE COMMON SENSE AND A LITTLE EFFORT WE COULD RUN A SUMMER HOTEL! ...WRITE THE LETTER! SWELL!...I KNOW IT'LL BE FUN...IT'LL BE A GOOD EXPERIENCE! I'LL ANSWER THE AD RIGHT NOW! PETERS EXPOUNDED HIS VIRTUES IN SUCH GLOWING TERMS THAT IF THE ADVERTISER WANTS THE VERY BEST FOR THE JOB...WELL...HE JUST CAN'T 'NOT HIRE' THEM!