anaheim-gazette 1951-05-29

ALFRED I'M GIVING A ABSOLUTELY FREE DEMONSTRATION OF THIS FINE FRYING PAN! NO OBLIGATIONS WHATEVER! LOOK HOW TENDER IT FRITS THESE EGGS! BETTER GIMME SOME HAM OR BACON TO GO WITH 'EM-- NOW, LEMME (MARCH 1940) SHOW YA SOMETHIN' ABOUT FRYIN' PORK CHOPS OAKY DOAKS GET ABOARD, CHIEF! ME NOT RIDE! OH, ALL RIGHT! GIDDAP, NELLIE! --ME RUN! YOU TOO SLOW! GO FASTER! BUT MY HORSE CAN'T GO ANY FASTER! SCORCHY SMITH C'MON, SCORCH! LET THE CAT OUTA THE BAG! WHAT'S ZULEIDA'S CHARMS LOOK LIKE? SOME KINDA MOSLEM VOODOO, HUH? PACKET OF PAPERS WRITING! IN ARABIC! SO WE'RE NO WISER! PROBABLY QUOTES FROM THE KORAN! SCORCHY SMITH C'MON, SCORCH! LET THE CAT OUTA THE BAG! WHAT'S ZULEIDA'S CHARIS LOOK LIKE? SOME KINDA MOSLEM VOODOO, HUH? PACKET OF PAPERS WRITING! IN ARABIC! SO WE'RE NO WISER! PROBABLY QUOTES FROM THE KORAN! DICKIE DARE DARE, WE WIN! THE COASTGUARD'S PICKING UP THE CROOK WHILE THE SCHOOL FLAGSHIP'S COMING AFTER US... BOYS...I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE SAFE... BUT WE'RE NOT, SIR, UNTIL WE PASS THOSE EXAMS WHICH START TODAY... HEY, DOULIN, NOW THAT THE CROOK IS CAUGHT, YOU CAN TACKLE YOUR EXAMS WITHOUT A WORRY IN THE WORLD... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY I CAN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHY MORT RESENTS US FOR USING HIS BARN FOR OUR SUMMER STOCK TV SHOWB! I FIGURE HE JUST DOESN'T TRUST ANYBODY OUT OF HIS OWN CIRCLE OF FRIENDS! IN THAT CASE, YOUR DAYS WILL BE NEGOTIATE A FRIENDSHIP TRY WITH MORT. OH. DIANA! READY RALPH... I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN ALL RIGHT, DIANA. BRO-THER! IF I WUZN'T YOUR LIT COUSIN, YOU'D SU HAVE ME FOOLED DIANA! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox WOMAN WITH A ½ CAN OF BLUE PAINT LEFT OVER You FERGOT YER GOLF STICKS! MY GLOVE! WINNER! ONLY 14, SHE WON THE FIRST PRIZE IN A SHORT-STORY CONTEST PUT ON BY A BIG NATIONAL MAGAZINE. THE PASADENA BLONDE RECEIVED A WAD OF CASH AND PLENTY OF PRESTIGE. OPEN UP, MISS GENIUS! Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY, MAY 29, 1851 ANAHEIM, DALIFORN. JUST LIKE I SAID SIR—NO OBLIGATION WHATEVER! BUT MY HORSE CAN'T GO ANY FASTER! THEN ME GO ALONE TO KING CORNY'S TEPEE! HEY, CHIEF! WAIT FOR ME! SO LONG ME SEE YOU AT KING CORNY'S TEPEE! NELLIE, YOU OUGHTA BE ASHAMED! IN ARABIC! SO WE'RE NO WISER! PROBABLY QUOTES FROM THE KORAN! GUESS AGAIN THESE ARE IN ENGLISH! ZULEIDA'S CHARMS TURN OUT TBE PAPERS IN ENGLISH!? YEAH! PAGES FROM A DIARY, 1934! THE LAST ONE LOOKS LIKE A SCRAWLED NOTE! IN ARABIC! SO WE'RE NO WISER! PROBABLY QUOTES FROM THE KORAN! GUESS AGAIN THESE ARE IN ENGLISH! ZULEIDA'S CHARMS TURN OUT TBE PAPERS IN ENGLISH!? YEAH! PAGES FROM A DIARY, 1934! THE LAST ONE LOOKS LIKE A SCRAWLED NOTE! DULIN, NOW HE CROOK HIGHT, YOU BLOCK YOUR WITHOUT A IN THE IF 4 BOYS AND 6 MEN CAN DO A PIECE OF WORK IN 30 DAYS, AND 5 BOYS AND 5 MEN CAN DO THE SAME WORK IN 32 DAYS, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE 12 MEN TO DO THE WORK? DARE WAS JUST MAKING A GAG! I CALLED YOU HERE, CADETS, BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO MEET THE YOUNG MAN WHO SAVED YOUR LIVES! HI! Y'SEE FELLAS, I SAW THAT CROOK MARCH YOU TO HIS BOAT. IN THAT CASE, YOUR JOB FOR THE NEXT Few DAYS WILL BE TO NEGOTIATE A FRIENDSHIP TREATY WITH MORT! RUFFLE! HELLO, MORT! GUESS YOU'VE NOTICED THAT OUR TELEVISION COMPANY HAS ARRIVED! YEAH... I NOTICED! BRO-THER! IF I WUZN'T YOUR LITTLE COUSIN, YOU'D SURE HAVE ME FOOLED, DIANA! GEE, SLURP, IT SURE IS SWELL OF YOU TO LEND ME A BUCK TILL FRIDAY. I REALLY APPRECIATE FAVOR... THANKS A MILLPAL. BRO-THER! IF I WUZN'T YOUR LITTLE COUSIN, YOU'D SURE HAVE ME FOOLED, DIANA! WINNER! FILLY 14, SHE WON FIRST PRIZE IN A RIVER-STORY CONTEST ON BY A BIG PERSONAL MAGAZINE. PASADENA UNDE RECEIVED A PAYMENT OF CASH AND ENTY OF PRESTIGE. Lynne McKELVEY SHE'S A BIG SHOT NOW AT SCHOOL—BUT SHE'S STILL JUST A BABY WITH GROWING PAINS TO HER MOM WHO FEEDS HER COD LIVER OIL! LYNNE WANTS TO BE EDITOR OF A BIG MAGAZINE GEE, SLURP, IT SURE IS SWELL OF YOU TO LEND ME A BUCK TILL FRIDAY. I REALLY APPRECIATE FAVOR... THANKS A MILLPAL. HERE IT IS, PETERS!! MY OLD TEAM MANAGER TOLD ME ANY TIME MY SHOULDER GOT RIGHT AGAIN TO REPORT TO HIM!! ...I JUST GOT A TELEGRAM HE TELLS ME TO SHOW UP AT THE CLUB HOUSE NEXT MONDAY!! GOSH, THAT'S WONDERFUL, SPOOKY...WE'LL ALL BE ANXIOUSLY WATCHING YOUR COME-BACK! WE KNOW YOU'LL MAKE IT AND BE RIGHT BACK LEADING THE LEAGUE IN NO TIME! SPOOKY GASSSED UP THE CAR AND HAD THE TRAILER HOOKED UP AND WAS READY TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR... HE'S HOPED AND WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS NEW OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE A CHANCE OF BEING LATE — NELLIE, YOU OUGHTA BE SHAMED! I NEVER REALIZED BEFORE HOW SLOW YOU ARE! I'VE HALF A NOTION TO TRADE YOU IN ON A NEW MODEL! YEAH! PAGES FROM A DIARY, 1934! THE LAST ONE LOOKS LIKE A SCRAWLED NOTE! I GOT LIGHT! LESSEE THE NOTE! AND WHAT'S THIS!? "CERTIFICATE OF BIRTH! FULL NAME OF CHILD: ALEDA LESTER! BORN JUNE 4, 1932..." YEAH! PAGES FROM A DIARY, 1934! THE LAST ONE LOOKS LIKE A SCRAWLED NOTE! I GOT LIGHT! LESSEE THE NOTE! AND WHAT'S THIS!2! "CERTIFICATE OF BIRTH! FULL NAME OF CHILD: ALEDA LESTER! BORN JUNE 4, 1932... IS IS CARLIE UNG HI! YSEE, FELLAS, I SAW THAT CROOK MARCH YOU TO HIS BOAT... SO I TIPPED OFF THE CAPTAIN HERE, AND THE COAST GUARD; IT WAS NOTHIN' BUT THAT HAND... WE HEARD A SHOT! SURE, TH GUY DRILLED ME... BUT SO WHAT? CADETS, I HOPE THE DRILLING WE GIVE YOU WILL INCULCATE THAT KIND OF HEROISM! MAY I HAVE A DRINK OF THAT NICE, COOL WATER? SURE...HERE'S THE DIPPER! DRINK ALL YOU WANNA! CROAK! REALLY APPRECIATE THIS AVOR... THANKS A MILLION, AL. THAT'S OKAY, TUBBY. I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN EVER REPAY YOU...! REALLY APPRECIATE THIS FAVOR... THANKS A MILLION, AL. THAT'S OKAY, TUBBY. I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN EVER REPAY YOU..! SH, THAT'S WONDERFUL, SPOOKY...WE'LL ALL BE EXOUSLY WATCHING YOUR ME-BACK! WE KNOW YOU'LL MAKE IT AND BE RIGHT BACK LEADING THE LEAGUE IN NO TIME! BYE BYE, FOLKS, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING... WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME!! AND THANKS, PETERS, FOR FIXING UP MY SHOULDER! OH, PSHAW, SPOOKY, IT WEREN'T NOTHIN'!! SO LONG AND GOOD LUCK! SPOOKY REPORTED TO HIS OLD BASEBALL TEAM AND STARTED BELTING HIS WAY BACK TO GLORY ON THE DIAMOND! HE WAS SOON THE BIG DRAWING CARD OF THE BIG LEAGUES AGAIN WITH ALL DUE THANKS TO HIS FATEFUL BRUSH WITH OUR MR. PETERS