anaheim-gazette 1951-05-25

ALFRED HI ALFRED/ FINE DAY! YESSIR/ IT'S ER-UM! SWISH OAKY DOAKS EXCUSE US, CHIEF BELLOWING, BULL... THIS IS A PRIVATE POWWOW! BUT ME KNOW WHAT POWWOW IS ABOUT! FELLOW IN TIN SUIT COME HERE TO TAKE MESSAGE FROM: YOU TO KING CORNY! SCORCHY SMITH YOU'VE GOT A BAGFUL OF CHARMS TO KEEP AWAY TROUBLE? TRUE! MY MOTHER SAY SO! SHE'S GOT A BAGFUL OF TRICKS AND I'VE SEEN ENALL! LET HER GET ANOTHER CABIN! I WANTA SNUGGLE OFF TO SLEEP IN QUARS! REMEMBER? THERE ARE ONLY TWO CABINS ON THIS FREIGHTER, THE CAPTAIN'S AND THIS ONE! GET IT? GET IT? YOU MEAN WE GIT! SCORCHY SMITH YOU'VE GOT A BAGFUL OF CHARMS TO KEEP AWAY TROUBLE! TRUE! MY MOTHER SAY 50! SHE'S GOT A BAGFUL OF TRIBONDS AND I'VE SEEN DA ALL. LET HER GET ANOTHER CABIN. I WANTA SNUGGLE OFF TO SLEEP IN OURS. REMEMBER? THERE ARE ONLY TWO CABINS ON THIS FREIGHTER, THE CAPTAIN'S AND THIS ONE! GET IT? GET IT? YOU MEAN WE GIT! DICKIE DARE THERE'S A KID WITH INSIDE STUFFING! THIS HAND WAS DRILLED BUT 3 COOPERS BIG THE SEAWARD MESSAGE CAPTAN... HE SIGNALED. "MURDERER IN THAT BOAT" BOAT CREW AWAY! ON THE DOUBLE COUPLON LAUGH THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY GUESS MORT AND TELEVISION ARE DESTINED TO BE DEADLY ENEMIES FOR THE SUMMER! MAKBE IF HE LIKED ME A LITTLE BETTER, IT WOULD HELP! MORT, YOU WENT TO THE CITY ALONE? OH, DIANA! BUT, DA-A-AD! I DID GO TO MOTHER! AND SHE SAID THE VERY SAME THING YOU DID! OH, DIANA! BUT, DA-A-AD... I DID GO TO MOTHER! AND SHE SAID THE VERY SAME THING YOU DID! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox "STINKY' DAVIS IF I WASN'T AFRAID MY DADWOULD BEAT MY PANTS OFF, 'STINKY' DAVIS WOULD MAKE A COMMUNIST OUTA ME! F-26-57 Bill Howard SIGNS UP IN HIS HOME TOWN OF JACKSONVILLE, FLA. BILL INTENDS TO MAKE THE ARMY HIS CAREER. HE IS GETTING AN EARLY START. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1961 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I KEEP BEING LITTLE DOGS APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR AND THEN DISAPPEAR AGAIN! DR BORSKI PSYCHATRIST 5-25 OW IN TIN SUIT HERE TO MESSAGE YOU GUESSED IT! ME GOT MESSAGE FOR KING CORNY, TOO! BUT ME WILL DELIVER IT AND HOW! LISTEN, CHIEF! YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY MESSAGES TO KING CORNY! ME CAN TAKE OWN MESSAGE! ME RUN LIKE WIND! HO, HO! MEBBE M FIND HEAP PRETTY PRINCESS TO BE MY SQUAW! BER? THERELY TWO CABINS FREIGHTER, PETTA'S AND ME! GET IT? GET IT? YOU MEAN WE GIT! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SLEEP ON DECK WITH THE COMMON PASSENSERS! YOU MAY LIE OUTSIDE MY DOOR AS BEFITS A PRINCESS! YOUR BAG OF MAGIC CHARMS! YES! SHE SAW YOU STROUND TRUSTYWORTHY AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! 12! OKAY SLEEP WEL ZULEIDA. BER? THERE Y TWO CABNS FREIGHTER, CAPTAINS AND ME! GET IT? GET IT? YOU MEAN WE GIT! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SLEEP ON DECK WITH THE COMMON PASSENGERS! YOU MAY LIE OUTSIDE MY DOOR AS BEHITS A PRINCESS! MY MOTHER SAY TO TELL SID SANTH TO GUARD THIS! YES! SHE SAY YOU STROUND AND TRUSTY WORTHY AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. ? OKAY SLEEP WELZLLEIDA. T CREW Y! ON DOUBLE THE POWERFUL COAST GUARD PICKET BOAT SLIPS HER MOORING AND ROARS IN PURSUIT... BUT THE MOBSTER HAS A GOOD START... 5/25 OKAY, DERE ARE A COUPLE BOATS COWIN' AFTER ME BUT I AIN'T PETOIBED, BOYS! D' CABIN WILL HIDE WHAT GOES ON! NOW I'LL LASH A HEAVY ANCHOR TO EACH OF YOUSE...KINDA SINKIN' FUND, SEE? MORT, YOU WENT TO THE CITY FILM ALONE? WELL---ER--- NOT EXACTLY ALONE, AUNT RUFFLES! WELL, FELLERS ME AND "HOPPTY" SERVED WARNING ON THE TELEVISION BUNCH...WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF WE SCARED EM OFF! SHE SAID THE SAME THING J DID! YOU KNOW WHO'S GOT ALL THE MONEY AROUND HERE! DAD—I MUST BE UP ON TIME IN THE MORNING, SO I'M SETTING MY ALARM FOR 6:30. IP APPRECIATE CALL ME AT 7:00 AGAIN AT 7:30. SHE SAID THE GAME THING J DID! YOU KNOW WHO'S GOT ALL THE MONEY AROUND HERE! DAD—I MUST BE UP ON TIME IN THE MORNING, SO I'M SETTING MY ALARM FOR 6:30. I'D APPRECIATE CALL ME AT 7:00 AGAIN AT 7:30. VET AT 17! BILL HOWARD, 17, SIGNS UP FOR THE ARMY AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH HIS PARENTS CONSENT. THE G-FOOT KOREAN VETERAN WAS DISCHARGED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS UNDER AGE. BILL WAS WOUND CAPTURED BY THE COMMIES, THEN RECAPTURED BY THE UNFORCES! YOU'RE GOING HOME, KID! ALL RIGHT JOE...PUT OVER YOUR FAST ONE! -THEN WHERE'LL I HIDE ?? IT WAS A BIG MOMENT FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TO HAVE THE ONE-TIME TOP BATTER OF THE BIG LEAGUES HITTING A FEN IN THEIR PRACTICE SESSION... BUT IT'S A PAR BIGGER MOMENT FOR HIM... IT MAY MEAN HE'll BE ON HIS WAY BACK TO THE TOP... OR IT MAY MEAN—NOTHING!!... PITCH THE BALL! HOW! YOU DON'T KETCH ME BEIN PUSHED AROUND BY THE NAVY! HI! I'M ENSIGN O'LEARY! U.S.NAVY HO, HO! MEBBE ME FIND HEAP PRETTY PRINCESS TO BE MY SQUAW! I'll TEACH YOU TO GIVE ME THE BRUSH-OFF! BLAP! NOW ME TAKE MY MESSAGE TO KING CORNY! AND I'M GOING WITH YOU! YES! SHE SAW YOU STRONG AND TRUSTWORTHY AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! ?! OKAY! SLEEP WELL, ZULEIDA! NOW, WILL WE SLEEP BETTER ON THESE SOFT STICKY SACKS OF DATES OR THESE NICE SMELLY RAW HIDES? WHAT'S THAT? ZULEIDA'S BAGFUL OF CHARMS WHATEVER THEY ARE! YES! SHE SAY YOU STRONG AND TRUSTY MORTHY AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! ? OKAY! SLEEP WELL ZULEIDA! NOW, WILL WE SLEEP BETTER ON THESE SOFT STICKY SACKS OF DATES OR THESE NICE SWELLY RAW HIDES? WHAT'S THAT? ZULEIDA'S BAGFUL OF CHARMS WHATEVER THEY ARE! CABIN WILL HIDE WHAT GOES ON! NOW LASH A HEAVY CHOOR TO EACH OF USE...KINDA NKIN' FUND. WHEN DEM BOATS COMES BREEZIN' ALONG, I'LL BE ALL ALONE, ACTIN' SO SWEET AN' INNERCENT... NOW RELAX, YOU'LL GET A BIG KICK OUTA DIS! I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WILL CALL ME AT 7:00 — AND THEN AGAIN AT 7:30. BUT ABOVE ALL, PLEASE MAKE SURE I'M OUT OF BED BY 8:00 O'CLOCK SHARP! I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WILL CALL ME AT 7:00 — AND THEN AGAIN AT 7:30. BUT ABOVE ALL, PLEASE MAKE SURE I'M OUT OF BED BY 8:00 O'CLOCK SHARP! LOOK AT THAT BALL GO... NOBODY EVER HIT ONE LIKE THAT IN THIS PARK BEFORE! SPOOKY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU've GOT IT BACK! YES! I CAN FEEL IT!... THERE'S A DIFFERENCE MY TRICK SHOULDER IS WORKING AGAIN! THE GROUP STOOD TRANSFIXED. THE BALL SAILED HIGH OVER THE FENCE/... SPOOKY'S SHOULDER IS WORKING - HE'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY BALL AGAIN! IT WAS A GREAT MOMENT, FINALLY BROKEN BY THE SOUND OF SHATTERING GLASS... A WINDOW THAT HAD NEVER BEEN TREATENED BEFORE