anaheim-gazette 1951-05-04

ALFRED GOBSH, TINA – WE'RE ALMOST AS FAMOUS AS THE KENTUCKY DERBY! $5000 GREY HOUND MATCH-RACE TINA TEARAWAY FOR LUCKY LIZZY FAIR GROUNDS MEMORIAL DAY LOOK, GIRLS! THERE'S TINA! ISN'T GHE DARLING! I'M GOING TO BET MY WHOLE PAY-CHECK ON HER! WE'LL ALL ON HER! OAKY DOAKS SIR OAKY, SLOW DOWN! I'M NINETY YEARS OLD, AN' THIS IS A MITE TOO FAST! GEE, I'M SORRY, VIRGIL! LISTEN! WHAT WUZ THAT? WHO-OO! JEST A HOOT-OWL, I-I H-HOPE! SCORCHY SMITH ONE OF IBN'S MEN IS ANSWERING OUR FLAG OF TRUCE... THE GREAT SHEK PROMISES SAFETY IF THE QIL MEN WISH TO JOIN HIM TO PARLEY! THAT'S A LAUGH! BUT NOW THE KHAIF'S BOYS CAN LEAVE HERE AND PLUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR US! SCORCHY SMITH ONE OF IBN'S MEN IS ANSWERING OUR FLAG OF TRUCE... THE GREAT SHEK PROMISES SAFETY IF THE OIL MEN WISH TO JOIN HIM TO PARLEY! THAT'S A LAUGH! BUT NOW THE KHAIT'S BOYS CAN LEAVE HERE AND PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR US! DICKIE DARE WELL, CADETS, THERE YOU HAVE THE STORY OF JOHN PAUL JONES. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT? SIR, I GUESS WE ALL HOPE TO STAMP A QUARTER DECK SOME DAY AND SHOUT... I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO... OOPS THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SNake Eyes! HELP! YOU MIGHT'VE SWEERED HIM OUT OF SEVEN INCHES GROWTH, SCREAMIN' LIKE THAT! OH, DIANA! OH, JEEPERS — I'M SO BORED — WHY DONT YOU TAKE UP A HOBBY OF SOME KIND, DIANA? ...LIKE STAMP COLLECTING OR READING OR ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETH HOBBY?... BUT THAT'S SO SILLY...! OH, JEEPERS — I'M SO BORED — WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP A HOBBY OF SOME KIND, DIANA? ...LIKE STAMP COLLECTING OR READING OR ETC-ETC-ETC- HOBBY?... BUT THAT'S SO SILLY...! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox MAC ARTHUR AFTERMATH HOW MANY TELEGRAMS DID YOU SEND TO PRESIDENT TRUMAN! R.F.D. PHONE BILL SIMS 5.4.51 Dick Valzonis DICK WANT A CHAMPION BOXER — THE CLUBS HAVE TURNED OUT CHAMPS ALREADY. Anaheim Gazette DON'T GHE DARLING! A GOING TO BET Y WHOLE PAY CHECK ON HER! WE'LL ALL BEY ON HER!! AND SHE BETTER WIN BIG BOY!! FRIDAY, MAY 4, 1981 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA SPORTS LUCKY LIZZY ARRIVES TOMMY! BEGINS TRAINING FOR MAY 30, 1982 OWNER "CONNIE" DRANOÑO NORDPAINES APANOUS GREYHOUND WHO-OO! JEST A HOOT-OWL, I-I H-HOPE! WH-WHAT ELSE COULD IT HAVE BEEN?! THAT'S SOMETHIN' I'D LIKE TO KNOW, TOO, SIR OAKY! THERE'S TINKER TAVERN, SIR -OAKY! GEE, VIRGIL, I SURE APPRECIATE THIS! YOU BROUGHT ME SAFELY THROUGH FAREWELL FOREST! IF I KIN BELIEVE MY EYES, WE ONLY MADE IT BY TH' SKIN OF OUR TEETH! HAT'S A LAUGH! BUT NEW THE KHAIF'S BOYS N LEAVE HERE AND IT IN A GOOD WORD FOR US! STEADY YOUR AIM! AS SOON AS THE OLMEN ARE IN THE OPEN...SLAY! SLAY...SLAY! GAD! THEY'RE SHOOTING THEIR OWN MEN! IT WAS MEANT FOR US! THAT'S A LAUGH! BUT ON THE KHAIT'S BOIS N LEAVE HERE AND IT IN A GOOD WORD FOR US! STEADY YOUR AM! AS SOON AS THE OILMEN ARE IN THE OPEN...SLAY! SLAY...SLAY! GAD! THEY'RE SHOOTING THEIR OWN MEN! IT WAS MEANT FOR US! I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO... DOPS THAT'S THE RIGHT SPIRIT BUT IT'S JUST AS WELL FOR THE NAVY THAT YOU LEARN A BIT MORE BEFORE YOU DO BEGIN TO FIGHT! AVE AYE, SIR! DOULIN! NO FOOLIN'... SWELL TO SEE YOU, UGLY! GOOD OL' DARE! BLUE ME, A MAN NEVER NEED HIS BEST PAL AS MU IN HIS LIFE YOU MIGHT've KEERED HIM OUT OF SEVEN INCKES GROWTH, SCREAMIN' LIKE THAT! IS...IS...THAT H-HORRIBLE THING A PET OF YOURS? "SNAKE-EYES" IS MORE THAN A PET! HE'S MIGHTY GOOD ABOUT KEEPING THE RATS OUT OF MY BARN! MY NAME IS PATSY...MAYBE YOU HAVE SEEN ME ON TELEVISION! NAW! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY TELEVISION! REALLY?...THE YOUVE MISSED LOT YOU'D LOVE THE WRESTLIN' AND THE THRILL PRIZE FIGHTS HOBBY?... BUT THAT'S SO SILLY... A HOBSY IS MERELY SOMETHING ONE DOES TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF THE THINGS HE SHOULD DO! THERE! NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE, CLEAN LITTLE LADY! HOBBY?... BUT THAT IS SO SILLY...! A HOEBY IS MERELY SOMETHING ONE DOES TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF THE THINGS HE SHOULD DO! THERE! NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE, CLEAN LITTLE LADY! NO. I DIDN'T HIT PETERS, THAT'S AN OLD SHOULDER INJURY AND I MUST HAVE TWISTED IT CARRYING PETERS TO YOUR OFFICE WHEN HE GOT KNOCKED OUT BY WHATEVER IT WAS THAT HIT HIM! THAT'S A PRETTY BAD SPACE...WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT... I WON'T REPORT PETER "ACCIDENT" TILL AFTER COMES TO AND CAN TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!! OOHH...TAKE IT EASY DOC! BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT THE DOCTOR REALIZED THE ODD 'ACCIDENT' SHOULD BE REPORTED JUST IN CASE PETERS SHOULDN'T COME TO!!...HE PHONED THE SHERIFF.... THIS IS IT, OSCAR! AND 'LITTLE AL' COUSIN CONNIE IS HERE TOO! MAYBE CONNIE IS EVEN A TOUGHER GUY THAN 'LITTLE AL' WELL, GO WHAT?! NO TIN HORN GAMBLERS ARE GONNA BCARE US OUT OF TRYING TO WIN THIS RACE! RIGHT, HERMAN! THAT'S OUR GOAL, AND WE WON'T FLINCH! KNOCK! KNOCK! IF I KIN BELIEVE MY EYES, WE ONLY MADE IT BY TH' SKIN OF OUR TEETH! ER--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I THINK I SAW SOMETHIN' IN THEM WOODS I WISH I HADN'T SEEN! YEH! AN' IF I DIDN'T SEE IT, I OUGHTER HAVE MY EYES TESTED! CEASE FIRE!! YOU BUNGLING MANIAC! NOW YOUR MEN HAVE SHOT MY PEOPLE! BAH! YOUR PEOPLE ARE CATTLE! BUT I SAW MY TRUSTED AIDE AMONG THEM! HEY'RE THEIR OWN WAS MEANT CEASE FIRE!!! YOU BUNGLING MANIAC! NOW YOUR MEN HAVE SHOT MY PEOPLE! BAH! YOUR PEOPLE ARE CATTLE! BUT I SAW MY TRUSTED AIDE AMONG THEM! GOOD OL' DARE! BLUEE ME, A MAN NEVER NEEDED HIS BEST PAL AS MUCH IN HIS LIFE YOU IN THE JAM POT AGAIN? NO, NOT ME EXACTLY...BUT, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! OMI/GOSH SHADES OF JOHN PAUL JONES, STAND BY US NOW! REALLY?...THEN YOUVE MISSED A LOT...YOUD LIKE THE WRESTLING AND THE THRILLING PRIZE FIGHTS! YEAH?...HOW DO THEY STACK UP WITH A GOOD ROOSTER FIGHT? MAKE SURE IT'S GOOD AND DIRTY... I WANNA LOOK LIKE ME!! THAT'S A PRETTY BAD SPRAW! ...WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT... I WON'T REPORT PETERS' ACCIDENT" TILL AFTER HE COMES TO AND CAN TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!! HARRY...LOOK AT THAT... THE SHERIFF IS TAKING SPOOKY LARKIN AWAY... HE'S UNDER ARREST!!! THEY THINK HE'S THE ONE WHO HURT PETERS!! GOSH... THIS IS TERRIBLE! PETERS MUST BE IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE FOR EM TO ARREST SPOOKY!! GEE...WHAT'LL WE DO... HOW ARE WE GONNA EXPLAIN EVERYTHING? THINGS LOOK PRETTY SERIOUS//...PETERS LIES UNCONSCIOUS IN THE DOCTOR'S HOUSE, SPOOKY IS UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING-HIM WHILE THE ACCIDENTAL CULPRITS SWEAT OUT THE POSSIBILITIES OF A CONFESSION