anaheim-gazette 1951-04-13

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette CAN'T YOU READ? YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THIS FLEA CIRCUS OUT OF HERE! FLEA CIRCUS? I BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT THIS PEDIGREED GREYHOUND HAPPENS, TO BE THE FASTEST PIECE OF DOG-FLESH IN THE COUNTRY! YEAH? WELL, IN TWO SECONDS IT'S THE FASTEST HUNK O'DOG MEAT IN THE WORLD GOING THROUGH THAT FRONT DOOR! ZAT SO? WHY ILL OAKY DOAKS YOUR MAJESTY! YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH! I COULDN'T MISS IT! LEGGO BY DOSE! SCORCHY SMITH QUICKLY! YOUR MASTER WANTS THIS DONE AS THE INFIDELS COME TO LAND! HOW'S PROGRESS, THURSBY! WILL YOUR WEN GET THAT GUSHER UNDER CONTROL SOON? LOOK, SCORCH! THE PUBLIC'S SO EXCITED ABOUT THE GUSHER, THEY'RE WADING IN THE WATER! SCORCHY SMITH QUICKLY! YOUR MASTER WANTS THIS DONE AS THE INFIDELS COME TO LAND! HOW'S PROGRESS, THURSBY! WILL YOUR MEN GET THAT GUSHER UNDER CONTROL SOON? LOOK, SCORCH! THE PUBLIC'S SO EXCITED ABOUT THE GUSHER, THEY'RE WARDING IN THE WATER! DICKIE DARE A JOB ON MY LUGGER? YER A LITTLE SHRIMP FOR 11 YEARS OLD! BUT A WILLING SHRIMP, SIR! AND JOHNNY PAUL MADE GOOD AS FISHERMAN'S HELPER! WHEN THE CATCH WAS TAKEN TO A NEIGHBORING CITY, HE SAW SOMETHING NEW, REAL SAILORS, BIG SHIPS... THESE VESSELS TUGS A MASTER THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY GULP! AND HERE COMES THE D.A! HE'S PRESENTING FLOWERS! OH, THANK YOU, SUH! YOU'RE JUST THE NICEST GENNIAL MAN OF ALL! EXCEPT OF COUSE, MY SPONSOR, MR. BLUCHIPPS! WHAT A BUFF IVE BEEN GO RESO SKATE! OH, DIANA! DIANA...! HOW NICE TO SEE YOU! HOW'S THE GIRL? HOW'S YOUR BOY FRIEND? HOW'S YOUR MOTHER AND DAD? HOW'S SUSAN? ... OH, DIANA! DIANA...!!! HOW NICE TO SEE YOU! HOW'S THE GIRL? HOW'S YOUR BOY FRIEND? HOW'S YOUR MOTHER AND DAD? HOW'S SUSAN? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox ED WORTLE'S BOY HAS DEVELOPED INTO A PRETTY GOOD PRESTIDIGITATOR (Released by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) RECKON WE'LL HAFTA SEND HIM TO THE BIG CITY; NOBODY ROUND HERE WILL PLAY CARDS WITH HIM ENNY MORE! F Fox 4-14-51 aheim Gazette FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 1941 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA JIST A MINUTE WHAT'S THIS ABOUT THAT POOCH BEING THE FASTEST GREY-HOUND IN THE COUNTRY? THAT'S WHAT I SAD! AND I'LL BET A THOUS! YOU'LL BET? WELL, I'VE GOT A GRAND THAT SAYS MY COUSIN CONNIE'S GOT A FASTER DOG IN THAT! A G-GRAND? WHY-I-ER-WAS REALLY ONLY KIPPING-1-1 BOP! SIR OAKY, WHEN WE GONNA FIGHT OUR DUEL? GOSH, SIR BURLEY, I DUNNO! B!AP! ORCH! THE EXCITED ABOUT THEY'RE WADING WATER! YEAH! THEY LEAVE US ONLY A SMALL STRIP OF CLEAR WATER TO LAND IN! HAW! WHAT ARE THE SHEIK'S MEN UP TO?!? THEY'RE IN THE WAY OF THE YANK'S PLANE! WE ARE READY! THE INFIDELS WILL NEVER SURVIVE THIS LANDING! ORCH! THE EXCITED ABOUT THEY'RE WADING WATER! YEAH! THEN LEAVE US ONLY A SMALL STRIP OF CLEAR WATER TO LAND IN! HAWM! WHAT ARE THE SHEIK'S MEN UP TO? THEY'RE IN THE WAY OF THE YANK'S PLANE! WE ARE READY! THE INFIDELS WILL NEVER SURVIVE THIS LANDING! THESE HUGE VESSELS...SOMETHING TUGS AT ME, MASTER... FROM THE WAY YE LEARN, LAD, I'D SAY IT WAS A GREAT FUTURE! I'll BE A SAILOR ON ONE OF THESE GREAT SHIPS...KM OR MAYBE NOT! PSGT, LAD THE CAPTAIN AH-H NOW I KNOW MY GOAL... WHAT A BLOCKHEAD I've Been! I've Gotta Go RESCUE MY SHOW! WE CAN'T, EH? THEN I'LL TAKE IT OUT BY MYSELF! BUT MR. BLUCHIPPS WE CAN'T TAKE YOUR SPEEDBOAT OUT TONIGHT? FOUL WEATHER'S DUE! 6810 HOW'S ABOUT BORROWING YOUR NEW SPORTS SWEATER AND ROLLER SKATES...PPP! HOW'S ABOUT BORROWING YOUR NEW SPORTS SWEATER AND ROLLER SKATES...PPP THE FIXER THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL THIS SAN ANTONIO, TEX., LAD! Freddie Johnson ONLY 15, FREDDIE DOES A BIG BUSINESS IN HIS BACK YARD— FIXING BUSTED JALOPIES, MOTOR SCOOTERS AND BICYCLES. FRED," THE FIXER," READS ALL THE BOOKS HE CAN FIND ON MECHANICS. ONCE, HE BOUGHT A WRECKED AUTO, FIXED IT UP USED IT FOR MONTHS, THEN SOLD IT FOR A 400 PROFIT! OF COURSE MOST EVERYONE HAS HEARD OF SOME ODD CASE LIKE THAT, BUT THOSE THINGS ONLY HAPPEN ONCE IN A THOUSAND TIMES! TOO BAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT HASN'T HAPPENED TO SPOOKY, THOUGH! GOSH, IT'S A SHAME ABOUT SPOOKY LARKIN NOT BEIN' ABLE TO PLAY BASEBALL JUS 'CUZ OF AN OLD SHOULDER INJURY!! HE'D STILL BE MIGHTY GOOD! YOU KNOW I HAD A COUSIN WHO HAD A BAD SHOULDER LIKE THAT... COULD HARDLY USE IT TILL HE HAD A SECOND ACCIDENT AND IT MADE IT LIKE NEW! HMM--THAT'S A PECULIAR ONE, ISN'T IT! HORRIS 4-13 YOU'LL SET? WELL, IVE GOT A AND THAT SAYS MY COUSIN NNIE'S GOT A FASTER DOG IN IT! A G-GRAND? WHY-I-ERWAS REALLY ONLY KIPPINGI-I- LISSEN, FELLA! LITTLE AL' DOESN'T LIKE WELCHERS! PUT UP YOUR DOUGH! CARL RYMAN BLAP! OAKY! LOOK!! NOW SEE IF YOU CAN DO THAT WELL WITH SIR BURLEY! WE ARE READY! THE INFIDELS WILL NEVER SURVIVE THIS LANDING! EASE UP, SCORCH! WE'LL RUN INTO THOSE YAP NATIVES! THEY SEE US COMING! THEY'VE SCATTERING ALREADY! WE ARE READY! THE INFIDELS WILL NEVER SURVIVE THIS LANDING! EASE UP, SCORCH! WE'LL RUN INTO THOSE YAP NATIVES! THEY SEE US COMING! THEY'VE SCATTERING ALREADY! AH-H NOW I KNOW MY GOAL... I'll BE CAPTAIN OF A GREAT SHIP! I'LL SET MY SIGHTS FOR THE TOP! JOHNNY PAUL NEVER DID LOWER THOSE SIGHTS! HE BECAME JOHN PAUL JONES, A HERO, WHO SOON WAS TO ORGANIZE THE AMERICAN NAVY... TO PERSONIFY THE AMERICAN DREAM... WE CAN'T, EH? WHEN I'LL TAKE IT OUT BY MYSELF! WE'RE TWENTY-FIVE MILES OUT...DROP ER OFF HERE, JOSE...WE GOTTA SKEEDAEDLE TO BEAT THE BLON! I'M NOT GOING TO ASK WHO ATTE UP THAT BOWL FULL OF COOKIES.... I JUST DISCOVERED I USED CASTOR OIL INSTEAD OF FLAVORING...! I'M NOT GOING TO ASK WHO ATH UP THAT BOWLFULL OF COOKIES... I JUST DISCOVERED I USED CASTOR OIL INSTEAD OF FLAVORING... YOUR COUSIN'S SHOULDER GOT ALL RIGHT AFTER HE HURT IT THE SECOND TIME, HANK? SAY, DO YOU'S POSE MAYBE A SECOND ACCIDENT LIKE THAT MIGHT FIX UP SPOOKY LARKINS AILING SHOULDER? OH, OH...WE DON'T MUCH LIKE THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT THAT SEEMS TO BE DEVELOPING HERE!!...OH SURELY THESE GUYS COULDN'T BE THINKING OF OR COULD THEY?