anaheim-gazette 1951-03-30

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette I'M THINKING OF INVESTING $200, IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING SOUND! SOUND? I KNOW A GUY WHO'S GOT JUST THE THING PER YA! ER-TOUD BETTER, GIVE ME THEM TWO C'S NOW, SO I CAN SWING THE DEAL BETTER! THIS GUYS-AH-OFFICE IS RIGHT THROUGH THE BACK HERE OAKY DOAKS FATHER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO D-DO? PLENTY! KNEEL, DOAKS! Y-YES, YOUR MAJESTY! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU---! YOU CAN WATCH POMO SCORCHY SMITH WHAT AN ODD WAY TO DRILL FOR OIL, O KHAUF! WELL...AH...HEH HEH...IT SEEWS THE KHYBOSH OIL DEPOSIT IS ONLY THE FUEL TANK OF A WRECKED U-BOAT... WHEN I HEARD THE FACTS, YOU RECALL HOW I POISTED THE DEEP...AND RESPONSIBILITY ONTO THE POOL HARDY INFIDELS, O SHEIK? QUITE WELL! WHAT AN ODD WAY TO DRILL FOR OIL, O KHALIF! WELL...AH...HEH HEH...IT SEEMS THE KINBOSH OIL DEPOSIT IS ONLY THE FUEL TANK OF A WRECKED U-BOAT... WHEN I HEARD THE FACTS, YOU RECALL HOW I POSTED THE DEER...AND RESPONSIBILITY ONTO THE POOL-HARDY INFIDELS, O SHEIK? QUITE WELL! DICKIE DARE WE'LL UNDERSTAND IF WE'RE EXPELLED SIR! BUT COULD YOU TELL US, SIR... ... WHO OWNED "MOLLY MARGARET?" WE WANT TO TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW SORRY WE ARE... GEE, SIR, HE MUST BE A SWELL GUY TO HAVE A BOAT LIKE THAT! HE'D UNDERSTAND THAT WE DID OUR VERY BEST! WE THOUGHT, SIR, YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM, SO...IF YOU'D TELL... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY Bluchipps AHA! MY GOOD FRIEND, THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, HAS HAD TIME TO DEAL WITH SUZANNA BY NOW! I'll BE DELIGHTED TO HEAR HIM REPORT THAT MY SHOW BOAT WORRIES ARE OVER! QUITE TO THE BLUCHIPPS...M THAT YOUR COOL WITHOUT JUST HOWEVER, I LOOK FURTH THE MATTER OH. DIANA! HI, DAD! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR DINNER TONIGHT? I COULD GO A NICE, THICK STEAK SMOTHERED WITH ONIONS OH, NON-N-DERFUL!! YOU HAVE TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox WHY, I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW NIGHT THEM FOLKS WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE INTO THE OLD HAUNTED HOUSE! Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MARCH 30, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA THIS GUYS-AH-OFFICE RIGHT THROUGH THE BACK HERE THERE SHE IS: SOUND LIKE A GOVERNMENT BOND! KAINAK KENNELE WORLD'S FASTEST GREYHOUNDS NOT GOING TO T YOU --! YOU CAN WATCH, POMONA!... I NEED A WITNESS! THE HEARD THE FACTS, CALL HOW I POISTED AND RESPONSIBILITY THE POOLHARDY INFIDELS, OK? QUITE WELL! OSCAR'S GOT SOME DOUGH NOW, SO HED BETTER COME HOME WITH SOMETHING MORE EDIBLE THAN A STUFFED ONL TODAY! LOOK! A MAN NEeded THE MONE AND LET ME HAVE THIS PEDIGREE RACING DOG FOR ONLY $2.00! FULL NAME IS TINA TEARAWN! STAND BACK, POMONA! I DUB THEE SIR OAKY DOAK! THE NITRO PARAVANE'S UNDER WATER SCORCH! KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED! GOOD! THE JAR DIDN'T BLOW ER! THERE GOES THE BREAK CORDS! I HEARD THE FACTS, CALL HOW I POSTED AND RESPONSIBILITY THE FOOLHARDY INFIDELS, QUITE WELL! THERE'S THE MARKER BUOY, MAD. I'M GONNA DIP THE NITRO PARAVANE ...NOW! KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED! GOOD! THE JAR DIDN'T BLOW 'ER! THERE GOES THE BREAK CORDS! UNDERSTAND WE DID OUR VERY T! WE THOUGHT, YOU MIGHT KNOW SO. IF YOU'D YOU WONT NEED TO SAY ANY MORE TO HIM, CADET! WU-WHAT'S THAT, SIR? YOU DON'T MEAN... IT COULDN'T BE... CAPTAIN McCRAKEN, YOU COULDN'T MEAN THAT YOU... MOLLY MARGARET." YES, "MOLLY" WAS MY BOAT. I FEEL ABOUT BOATS THE WAY YOU DO. THE SPECIAL THING ABOUT "MOLLY" WAS... QUITE TO THE CONTRARY, BLUCHIPPS. MY MEN FOUND THAT YOUR COMPLAINT WAS WITHOUT JUSTIFICATION! HOWEVER, I PLAN TO LOOK FURTHER INTO THE MATTER! BAH! NO RESULTS FROM THE DIAL. I'll Remember That Come Next Election! HELLO, MISTER BLUCHIPPS! MAY I COME IN? OH, J-N-DERFUL!! YOU FIX IT AND I'LL HAVE THE SAME!! WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO THE SCHOOL DANCE, DIANA? NO DATE? NO CLOTHES! C WITH ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU... DOUBLE WINNER BUTCH* WILLIAMSON, 16, F CHARLESTON, VA., TRIUMPHED VER RHEUMATIC FEVER AND VENT ON TO WIN THE ALLMERICAN SOAP-BOX ERBY AT AKRON, OHIO. Harold Williamson BUTCH* GOT SO INTERESTED IN BUILDING MINIATURE RACERS THAT HE FORGOT HIS AILMENT AND SOON THE AILMENT FORGOT HIM. HE IS CONTRIBUTING PART OF HIS PRIZE MONEY TO THE 3-50-51 HEART FUND, NATCH! OH, HEAVENS, NO, MY DEAR! SPOOKY WILL SLEEP IN THE TRAILER DURING OUR STAY HERE!... SPOOKY IS MY CHAUFFER, GENERAL HANDY MAN AND BODYGUARD! HE'S A DEAR BOY... HE WAS A GREAT FAVORITE OF MY DEAR DEPARTED HUSBAND! IF PETERS HAD HIS WAY HE'D RUN THAT TRAILER AND SPOOKY OVER THE NEAREST CLIFF... HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT SPOOKY CHARACTER AT ALL... AND HE IS NOT VERY SOLO ON THEIR HOUSE GUEST EITHER... A MAN NEEDED THE MONEY. LET ME HAVE THIS PEDIGREED DOG FOR ONLY $2,000! NAME IS TINA TEARAWAY! INSTEAD OF BRINGING HOME GROCERIES, YOU DRAG IN SOMETHING THAT EATS GROCERIES! EITHER THAT DOG GOES OUT OR I DUB THEE SIR OAKY DOAKS! GEE, YOUR MAJESTY! THEN I'M YOUR KNIGHT AGAIN?! SURE! AND I'M YOUR KING AGAIN, MY BOY! OAKY! I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET IT IN THE NECK! GOOD! THE JAR DIDN'T BLOW 'ER! THERE GOES THE BREAK CORDS! SWITCH ON THE RELAY IN 'ER! THAT'LL TRIGGER THE FLUSE! WILCO! CAST OFF! BEFORE WE GET OUR WINGS RIPPED OFF! GOOD! THE JAR DIDN'T BLOW 'ER! THERE GOES THE BREAK CORDS! SWITCH ON THE RELAY IN 'ER! THAT'LL TRIGGER THE FUSE! WILCO! CAST OFF! BEFORE WE GET OUR WINGS RIPPED OFF! LLY MARGARET." "MOLLY" WAS MY NET. I FEEL ABOUT ITS THE YOU DO. SPECIAL GROUP ABOUT LLY*WAS... ...THAT I BUILT HER MYSELF. IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS. HELLO, MISTER BLUCHIPPS! MAY I COME IN? I THINK I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU...ABOUT SUZANNA'S SHOW BOAT! THE ONLY GOOD NEWS YOU COULD TELL ME ABOAT SUZANNA'S SHOW BOAT IS THAT IT'S BEEN SUNK! NO CLOTHES! COME WITH ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU... SEE? I HAVEN'T A THING TO WEAR!! NS, NO, MY DEAR! WILL SLEEP IN THE SURRING OUR STAY BOOKY IS MY GENERAL HANDY DODYGUARD! HE'S HE WAS A GREAT MY DEAR HUSBAND! MYRA, DOGGONE IT, THIS WHOLE SILLY BUSINESS DOESN'T ADD UP...INTEAD OF A LONELY, FORLORN LOOKIN' BABE THIS LONELY HEARTS" GAL TURNS UP WITH A BIG CAR, A PALATIAL TRAILER AND A GOOFY LOOKIN' CHAUFFER NAMED "SPOOKY!" SHE DON'T LOOK VERY LONELY TO ME! I DONT GET THE WHOLE SET-UP! I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT AND WE'LL FIND OUT ALL ABOUT IT, REAL SOON! WISH WE HAD MYRA'S CONFIDENCE!! 3-31 WARNER