anaheim-gazette 1951-03-23

ALFRED YOU'RE AFRAD OSCAR WILL WANT TO TAG ALONG WHEN YOU GO OVER TO MABEL'S TONIGHT! WELL, ILL DROP HIM A LITTLE STRONGER HINT! ALFRED ENJOYS YOUR COMMUNICATION VERY MUCH, OSCAR BUT TONIGHT HE'S CALLING ON HIS LADY FRIEND AND HE WAS WONDERING IF-ER— OAKY DOAKS I'M A SPOOKETTE! ARE YOU A S-SPOOK? IN FACT, I'M THE GHOST OF LADY LUCY! YOU ARE?! HE CAME HERE TO SAVE YOU! HMPH! HIM?! SCORCHY SMITH YOU GOT THE KHAULFS DEED FOR A SOUVENIR, HUH? WE'LL EARN BACK SOME OF OUR LOSSES BY DESTROYING THAT SHIPPING MENACE. THE DEED MAKES IT NEAT AND LEGAL! ...AND WHO KNOWS? IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY!! SCORCHY SMITH YOU GOT THE KHAUFS DEED FOR A SOUVENIR, HUH? WE'LL EARN BACK SOME OF OUR LOSSES BY DESTROVING THAT SHIPPING MENACE! THE DEED MAKES IT NEAT AND LEGAL! ...AND WHO KNOWS? IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY!! DICKIE DARE SOOK! SOMETHING HIT DICKIE OVER THE BACK...IN THE CONFUSION ALL WE HEAR IS HIS SHOUT... DOULIN GRAB AND THEN "MOLLY MARGARET" CRASHES INTO THE JETTY THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY A THEATRICAL COSTUME FOR ME? BUT, PATSY, I TOLD YOU... YES, I KNOW! YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T HAVE TALENT! BUT I SAY YOU'VE GOT PU-LENTY! OH, DIANA! IS DINNER READY YET? BOY, I'M STARRYED AFTER WORKING IN THE YARD ALL AFTERNOON! YES, DAD. YOU CAN SIT RIGHT DOWN... I DIDN'T FIX TOO MUCH FOR DINNER TONIGHT... IS DINNER READY YET? BOY, I'M STARVED AFTER WORKING IN THE YARD ALL AFTERNOON! YES, DAD. YOU CAN SIT RIGHT DOWN... I DIDN'T FIX TOO MUCH FOR DINNER TONIGHT... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox "TOMBOY" TAYLOR FIRST TIME I EVER SAW MOM GET EXCITED ABOUT A FIRE! Eddie Meyer, 19, has made his first rescue. He saved his first in New York's East River age of 8! - GOT SO MUCH HE MADE IT HIS CAREER. AN ORPHAN HAS WORKED ON IN CA FL Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MARCH 24, 1961 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I HAD PLANNED ON READING TONIGHT, BUT THEY KEPT HINTING THAT I COME ALONG! THERE'S ONLY ONE TUB OF HOT WATER LEFT, SO WHOEVER SMEAKS IN THERE FIRST WILL CAME RE TO SAVE YOU! HMPH! HIM?! NO WONDER I'M DEAD! G-GEE! I'M SORRY, LADY LUCY! I DID MY BEST TO SAVE YOU! YOU WERE LATE, AND I STRANGLED AND WHO KNOWS? T MIGHT COME IN HANDY!! OKAY, LEGAL BEAVER, HOW DO WE REMOVE THE SUNK SUB...BLOW IT UP WITH DYNAMITE? NOPE! NITRO! NITROGLYCERINE?! THAT'S TOUCHY STUFF, SCORCH! RELAX, MAD! WIT MY IDEA, WE'LL TLESS RISK THAN A OF OIL SHooters AND WHO KNOWS? MIGHT COME IN HANDY!! OKAY, LEGAL BEAVER, HOW DO WE REMOVE THE SUNK SUB... BLOW IT UP WITH DYNAMITE? NOPE! MITRO! RELAX, MAD! WITH MY IDEA, WE'LL T LESS RISK THAN A OF OIL SHOOTERS AND THEN "MOLLY MARGARET" CRASHES INTO THE JETTY BUT WHAT'S THIS ON THE NEXT WAVE SEAWARD FROM THE WRECKED BOAT? YOU THERE. DOULIN? YEP ... HANG ON! GET YOUR SHOULDERS THROUGH THOSE TWO LOOPS AYE AYE SIR. AYE AYE SIR. coulton waugh YES, IT WAS A ROPE W HIT DICKIE, WHICH HE GRABBED AND PASSE OVER TO HIS PAL DOU BUT I SAY YOU'VE GOT PU-LENTY! SPECIAL INVESTIGATION THIS WON'T TAKE ME LONG, MAC! GULP! YESSIR...RIGHT THIS WAY! I'M FROM THE D.A. OFFICE... WITH A PUBLIC NUISANCE WRIT TO SERVE ON THE CAPTAIN OF THIS BOAT! I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY... JEEPERS... GOODNESS ME...!! I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY... JEEPERS... GOODNESS ME...! HOW MUCH FURTHER IS IT TO PETERS CORNERS, SPOOKY? THE BIRD HERE IN THE GAS STATION SAYS IT'S ABOUT 20 MILES...WE'LL BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR OR SO...AND I AIN'T LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT!! Eddie Meyer EDDIE MEYER, 19, HAS MADE 31 RESCUES. HE SAVED HIS FIRST LIFE NEW YORK'S EAST RIVER AT THE E OF 8!—GOT SO MUCH ACCLAIM HE MADE IT HIS CAREER. AN ORPHAN, ED HAS WORKED ON BEACHES IN NEW YORK, CALIFORNIA, FLORIDA AND TEXAS. WORKING CONTINUOUSLY HE ALSO HAS MANAGED TO GET A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND IS NOW WORKING ON A COLLEGE DEGREE! OH...SO THAT PUG-UGLY ISN'T TRAVELING ALONE!!! HES GOT A PASSENGER RIDING DE LUXE TRAILER STYLE/...COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE THE "LONELY HEARTS" GAL? SPLASH! GELRYMAN SORRY, DID MY ST TO E YOU! YOU WERE TOO LATE, AND I WAS STRANGLED! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS! NO! I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? I DUNNO! MAYBE HE'S GOT A SORE THROAT! RELAX, MAD! WITH MY IDEA, WE'LL TAKE LESS RISK THAN A LOT OF OIL SHOOTERS! IF IT WORKS! WE FLY THE SKYWAY TO SOCK THE SUB UNDERWATER? THIS I GOTTA SEE! I DON'T NEED AN AUDIENCE! I WANT A GOOD NATURED DUMWIT TO HELP RIG IT! RELAX, MAD! WITH MY IDEA, WE'LL TAKE LESS RISK THAN A LOT OF OIL SHOOTERS! IF IT WORKS! WE FLY THE SKYWAY TO SOCK THE SUB UNDERWATER? THIS I GOTTA SEE! I DON'T NEED AN AUDIENCE! I WANT A GOOD NATURED DIMWIT TO HELP RIG IT! YES, IT WAS A ROPE WHICH HIT DICKIE, WHICH HE GRABBED AND PASSED OVER TO HIS PAL DOULIN HANG FAST, YOU TWO, AND WE'LL PULL YOU TO SAFETY GIVE WAY, MEN! IT'S A NAVY WHALE BOAT MANNED BY CADETS... SEEMS THERE ARE SOME PAUL JONES CADETS WHO KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO IN AN EMERGENCY! I'M FROM THE D.A.S OFFICE WITH A PUBLIC NUISANCE WRITE TO SERVE ON THE CAPTAIN OF THIS BOAT! GULP! YESSIR...RIGHT THIS WAY! YES? ER...UX... IT'S MIGHTY NICE TO KNOW YOU...ER...CAPTAIN! GOODNESS ME!!! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUSE I CAN FIND FOR YOU TO DO!!! GOODNESS ME...! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUSE I CAN FIND FOR YOU TO DO!!! BIRD HERE IN THE STATION SAYS IT'S AT 20 MILES...WE'LL HERE IN HALF AN OR SO...AND I LOOKIN' WARD ON IT!! COULD YOU DIRECT US TO THE PETERS' RESIDENCE, PLEASE? WHY, SURE, MA'AM... YOU GO DOWN ELM STREET HERE, PAST THE LITTLE CHURCH...IT'S THE THIRD HOUSE ON THE RIGHT! HMM...WONDER IF... SAY... YOU DON'T SPOSE THAT COULD BE THE 'LONELY HEARTS' GAL? IT'D ALL BE QUITE A COINCIDENCE IF IT WASN'T... BUT CIRCUMSTANCES DON'T SEEM TO BE AT ALL LIKE WE HAD EXPECTED THEM TO BE!