anaheim-gazette 1951-03-19
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ALFRED
IT'S NICE OF YOU TO SHOW ME THE SIGHTS,
ALFRED—BUT AREN'T YOU GETING TIRED FROM ALL THIS WALKING?
LOOK, ALFRED! RUN OVER AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY SEATS LEFT!
SEE THE CITY 50+
ROOM FOR ONE MORE—STEP LIVELY, PLEASE!
SEE THE CITY 50+
OAKY DOAKS
OAKY AND SIR KING CORNY HAVE ENTERED A DARK MYSTERIOUS CASTLE TO RESCUE LADY LUCY...
NOW STRANGE THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO HAPPEN.
D-DID YOU HEAR SOMEBODY LAUGH?
YEH! I THOUGHT I DID!
IT SOUNDED LIKE THAT TO ME,TOO!
IT CAME FROM THAT DIRECTION, DIDN'T IT?
Y-YEH!
SCORCHY SMITH
WITH A DESIrable DAUGHTER AND AN UNDESIrable DERELECT U-BOAT (RED SEA OILCO'S ONLY "STRIKE").
AS A FATHER, I WILL MODESTLY ACCEPT 300 CAMELS AND VAST HONOR FROM THE GREAT SHEIK...
...BUT YOU SHALL HAVE MY LOVELY ZULEIDA PLUS A DOWRY OF ALL MY OFF-SHORE WATER RIGHTS FOR ONE YEAR!
SCORCHY SMITH
WITH A DESIRABLE DAUGHTER AND AN UNDESIRABLE DERELICT U-BOAT (RED SEA OILCO'S ONLY "STRIKE"), THE KHAUF HOPES THE SHEIK WILL TAKE BOTH... BUT IBN IS IN LOVE AND HEP...
AS A FATHER, I WILL MODESTLY ACCEPT 300 CANELS AND WAST HONOR FROM THE GREAT SHEIK...
BUT YOU SHALL HAVE MY LOVELY ZULEIDA PLUS A DOWRY OF ALL MY OFF-SHORE WATER RIGHTS FOR ONE YEAR!
DICKIE DARE
DICKIE AND DORK TRIED TO SAVE THE BOAT "MOLLY MARGARET" IN A HOWLING HURRICANE.
SHE'S DRIFTING BY IN FRONT OF THE ACADEMY.
OVER AT THE ACADEMY...THEY'RE HOLDING UP A SIGN, IT SAYS "ANCHOR"
MIGOSH, WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?
AT ANY RATE WE CAN DO A REAL JOB
THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY
JUST YOU WATCH! I'VE GOT INFLUENCE IN THIS TOWN...I'LL TRUMP UP SOME CHARGE!!!
AND HAVE THE AUTHORITIES BANISH THAT SHOW BOAT FROM THESE WATERS BEFORE NIGHTFALL!
OH. DIANA!
HI, BERTHA! TOM!
DID YA NOTICE THE COUPLE WE JUST PASSED?
I INTRODUCED THEM TO EACH OTHER!
OH. DIANA!
HI, BERTHA! TOM!
DID YA NOTICE THE COUPLE WE JUST PASSED?
YEAH.
I INTRODUCED THEM TO EACH OTHER!
TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS
STEP ON IT,
BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES ME! THIS IS A MIGHTY DURN LONG HALF MINUTE!
Pat Burgess (18)
AT POMP
TINY JOHN
WAS CARRIE
VARDS BY A T
RIPTIDE. FOUR
TO GET HIM BUT
IT TOOK A PRETTY MODEL, PAT BURGESS OF CHICAGO, TO BRING HIM IN AND PAT HAD NEVER SWAM IN A RAGING SURF BEFORE.
JOHNNY'S DAD GAVE PAT A PARTY AND PAID ALL HER VACATION EXPENSES!
Anaheim Gazette
MONDAY, MARCH 19, 1851
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA
Gauer Out
(Continued from Page 1)
Not considering a new contract for him. He did not protest the action other than to suggest that the school board investigate his relations with the teaching staff, his record as a school administrator, and to sample public opinion on the proposal.
Last Friday, Superintendent Gauer presented to the board a "letter of application" seeking a four-year contract as superintendent. He outlined in the letter his experience in the school system and asked for consideration of his record as a school administrator.
Previously, Gauer had asked for a shorter contract, but it was not forthcoming.
Upon receiving Superintendent Gauer's letter, the board went into executive session. At its conclusion it was announced that Gauer's contract would not be renewed.
On Saturday the board issued a statement saying:
"For several months the matter of the renewal of Supt. M. A. Gauer's contract has been of prime consideration by the Anaheim School Board. On Friday, March 14, 1851, Supt. Gauer presented the Board with a request for a four year contract which the board acknowledged and entered as a part of the minutes at a board meeting of the same date.
"The acceptance of the four year program by the board would carry Mr. Gauer past the 60 year retirement age by approximately 16."
Feed, Seed Co.
Is Scott Branch
The appointment of the Anaheim Feed & Seed Co., 242 W. Center, as a dealer has been announced by O. M. Scott & Sons company, seedsmen since 1878. Tommy Watts is proprietor of the local firm.
The Anaheim Feed & Seed store will carry the complete line of Scotts Lawn Care products, including quality lawn seed, fertilizer, weed exterminators and precision-built lawn spreaders in four sizes. All of the company's products are "dry-applied," permitting application with a two-wheeled spreader or by hand, thus eliminating the use of sprays and other laborious methods.
A feature of the company is SCUTL, a powder which controls crabgrass without harm to desirable lawn grasses. Introduced in 1950, SCUTL completely revolutionized previous methods combatting this worst of law pests.
This year Scott is introducing another dry herbicide, 4-X which destroys plantain, dandelions and other broadleaved weeds without harm to desirable lawn grasses.
board sufficiently to cause it arrive at its decision not to employ Mr. Gauer as Supt. This decision does not in any manner affect Mr. Gauer's possibility of retirement at age 60, or after. Under the existing code the same basic retirement principles apply.
YOU SHALL LOVELY ZULEIDA EVRY OF ALL MY WATER RIGHTS YEAR!
SUCH GENEROSITY DOES NOT FLATTER YOUR JEWEL OF DAUGHTERS! I SHALL GLADLY WED HER WITH NO DOWRY!
WHY ME OF AT ANY RATE WE CAN DO A REAL JOB
BUT WILL THOSE JUNIORS BE ABLE TO GET AN ANCHOR OVER WITHOUT FOULING IT UP?
THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN!
AW, SHUCKS...THAT SEEMS LIKE TAKING UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OF SUZANNA!
I GOTTA SEE THAT SHE GETS A BETTER BREAK THAN THAT!
WELL, I WENT AN DONE IT AGAINST MY OWN BETTER JUDGMENT.... I MAILED MYRA'S LETTER INVITING THAT GAL WE BEEN CORRESPONDING WITH TO COME VISIT US, SIGHT UNSEEN/ NO TELLIN' WHAT'll SHOW UP!!! CRAZIEST THING MYRA EVER DONE!! WELL... TOO LATE TO WORRY ABOUT IT NOW..... WHAT'S DONE IS DONE!!
BUT HE'LL GO RIGHT ON WORRYING JUST THE SAME....
AND WHO KNOWS, PERHAPS FOR GOOD REASON —
TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
HEROINE
AT POMPANO BEACH, FLA., TINY JOHNNY SAWYER, 6, WAS CARRIED OUT 150 YARDS BY A TERRIBLE RIPTIDE. FOUR MEN TRIED TO GET HIM BUT FAILED.
HORIZONTAL
1 Court records
2 Dry
3 Current
4 News
5 Feminine name
6 Beed appendage
7 Worm which feeds on the castor-oil plant
8 Inkkeeper
9 Nymphae
10 Bretch of open country
11 Right angle extension
12 Greek letter
13 Weight of india
14 Parasite
15 Vanetian magistrate
16 Occupation to which one is adapted
17 Monetary unit
18 Selected by the drawing lots
19 Artiste
20 Overawa
21 Picked group
Scatter
Greek market place
Saltpeter
Dallas (slang)
War god
Festive nights
Formicid
Ticker ribbon
Disclaim
Ethiopian chief
VERTICAL
Veneration
Heart
Pent of poem
Hebrew month
Word from the Psalms
Dodged
Preserve
Yesterday's Puzzle Solved:
ANOB HARA SOW
PORT ELEAN ODE
FOGA LINOERIE
ATON DEMAND
HOME PIRE
PTSCDTO UNAL
RES REBAL ADE
ANTS DEPUTIZE
OTIS HONEES
PROLIC MAPS
LEMONADE POLLE
ATEON LOXN
MET SEND EKED
Timber tree of Argentina
Petters
Funeral hymn
Senior
Gobylike marine fish (British)
Celestial
Tree
Shattered
Bushy clump
Spanish hero
Note
Unit of reluctance (elec.)
True to fact
Prayer
Glowing
Feminine name
Packed for shipment
Qothic arch
Wives
Colors slightly
Optimistic
Estimate
Putting spice
Final
Swell of the ocean
RADIO and TELEVISION
KLAC . . . 570 KIEV . . . 870 KNN . . . 1070 KGER . . . 1390
KKI . . . 640 KHJ . . . 920 KILA . . . 1110 KTED . . . 1520
KMPC . . . 710 KFVB . . . 830 KFOX . . . 1280 KOWL . . . 1880
KECA . . . 790 KFVD . . . 1020 KFAC . . . 1330 KMPO . . . 1600
The following programs are compiled from reports provided by the broadcasters. We assume no responsibility for last minute changes on their part—TED.
MONDAY P. M.
5:00 P. M.
KLAC-KECA-News
KFI-Petition Wire
KMPC-Help Wanted
KHJ-Mark Trail
KFWB-Red Hose
KPAC-Sunset Serenade
8:15
KLAC-Jamboree
KFI-News
KMPC-Ray Gram Swing
KECA-Kinet Davis
KNX-Tom Harmon
8:20
KFI-Voice of Firestone
KMPC-Storm M Song
KECA-Cowl Bantley
KHJ-Glyce Reiter
KNX-C. Collingwood
KPAG-Whole Bill Club
8:45
KLAC-Fam Belter
KBC-Bob Garred
KNX-Frank Goss
8:50 P. M.
KLAC-KFPWB-News
KFI-Amer-Way
KMPC-Calt News
KPCA-H.Werter,
Political
KHJ-Gabriel Heater
KNX-Hadio Theater
KPAG-Prelude to Evening
8:15
KLAC-Al Parris
KMPC-Bob Kelley
KEOA-Hannibal Cobb
KHJ-Newreel
KFPWB-Sports
8:25
KFI-Candy Matton
KEOA-Blackie
KMPC-John Hernandez
KHJ-Annet Men, Hayes
KFPWB-Amer Dances
KFAG-Music
7:00 P. M.
KLAC-News, Crowby
KFI-Boston Pops
KMPC-Music
KECA-Lone Ranger
KHJ-War and Home Fever
8:25
KFWB-Aner Dances
KNX-Friend Irma
KPAC-Everendade
7:30
KLA-CMake Mine Music
KECA-Inner Sanctum
KNPH-Chion Kid
KPWH-Job Opportunities
KNX-Bob Hawk
KPAC-Econ and Encores
7:45
KMPC-Red Cross
KFWB-Hossey Hour
8:00 P. M.
KLAC-Kinem News
KMFQ-One Man's Family
KFWB-Reverevey
KEKA-Ralph Planagan
KNX-Let Guest Do It
KNX-Lowell Thomas
KPAC-Evening Concert
8:15
KLA-Music
KFWB-Welw News
KFWB-Mercy Errand
KNX-Smith & Whiting
8:30
KFAI-Railroad Hour
KMFQ-Your City
KFWB-Shirley J Taylor
KNX-Driver Arrest
KFWB-News
KNX-Talent Scoots
8:45
KMPC-Human Rel'ions
KECA-World Flashes
KFWB-U.M.
9:00 P. M.
KLAC-News, Music
KMFQ-Television Hour
KECA-Hiwd Closed Upa
KECA-Richard Wallace
KhJ-News
KNX-Star Playhouse
KFWB-Music
KFAC-Evening Concert
8:15
KMPC-Curtain Call
KhJ-Pulton Lewis
8:25
KFI-David Rose
KMPC-Dance Time
KFL-Crime Playhouse
KECA-Plano Playhouse
KNX-Beulah
9:45
KFWB-In Hollywood
KNX-Club 15
10:00 P. M.
KLAC-Boxing
KFI-Reporter
KECA-Jewels
KhJ-I Love a Mystery
KNX-10 oClock Wire.
KFWB-Gene Norman.
KPAC-Crossroads
10:15:
KFI-Vigil Pinkley
KECA-Dress Edwards.
KhJ-Frank Edwards.
KNX-Bob Elson
10:20:
KhJ-Johnny Murray.
KECA-Dream Along.
KhJ-Lonesome Oat.
KNX-Burlese Salute
10:35:
KPI-Sports.
KECA-New Yorkers.
11:00 P. M.
KLAC-Don Otis.
KI.F-KNX-News.
KMPC-Letsure Time.
KECA-Records.
KI.F-News.
KFWB-Gene Norman.
11:15:
KI.F-Red Nichols.
KECA-New Yorkers.
KhJ-The Continental.
KNX-Merry Go Round.
11:30:
KI.F-Por No.
KECA-Phil Report,
Favorites.
11:45:
KNX-You and World of Music.
12 MIDNIGHT:
KAIC-Don Otis.
KI.F-Musical Menu.
KBFW-Jews Music.
KNX-News, M.Baldwin.
KBPO-Midnite Bernade.
KECA-Herb Allen, News.
TONIGHT—Monday, March 19
5:00 P.M.
KNBH (4)-Tele Comics
KTLA (5)-News, Music
KTEA (7)-Poreman Phillips
KPI (8)-Stu Wilson
KTTV (11)-Roe Riders
KLAC (13)-Al Jarvis
5:15
KNBH (4)-Gabby Hayes
KTLA (5)-Police Calls
KFI (9)-Melville Revue
5:30
KNBH (4)-Howdy Doody
KTLA (5)-Cowboy Thrills
KPI (9)-News
6:45
KTAL (2)-Previews, Carnival for Kids
KECA (7)-Sandy Strong
6:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)-West Cavalcade, "Rance Law"
KNBH (4)-Grussader Rabbitt, Komedy Club
KECA (7)-Space Patrol
KFI (8)-TV Only
KLAC (12)-Film
6:15
KECA (7)-Tom Corbett
KLAC (13)-Jimmie Dolin
6:30
KNBH (4)-West Serial "Roots & Baddle"
KECA (7)-Poreman Phillips
KTLA (5)-Reanle Time
KPI (9)-Pilm.
"Billy the Kid"
KTV (11)-Film Oddities
6:45
KNBH (4)-Pimer Peterson (6:55)
KTLA (5)-Raney Hints
KECA (7)-Pave Emerson
KTTV (11)-Tom Hermon
KLAC (13)-Song Trails
7:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)-Lee's Lair
KNBH (4)-Caliente Races
KTLA (5)-Newreef
KECA (7)-Triple Thtr. to 11, "Ariz. Stage Coach"
KTTV (11)-Open Road
KLAC (13)-West. Pilm
7:15
KTLA (5)-Dixie Show
BOAT
7:30
KTSL (2)-Cavalcade Stars
KNBH (4)-News, Weather
KFI (9)-Film
KTTV (11)-News Reel
KBH (4)-Roberta Quinlan
KTTV (11)-Perry Come
KBH (4)-Hollywood Stars, "Prison Dr."
KTLA (5)-Plim-
"Shoot to Kill"
KTEA (7)-Plim-
"Blind Goddess"
KFI (9)-Plim-
"Local Badman"
KTTV (11)->What's My Line?
KLAC (13)->Soorts
KLAC (12)->Pred Haney Clubhouse
KBH (3): KBH ("Looking on Bright Side")
KBTH ("But You, Life Groucho Mars")
KTTV (11)->Arthur Godfrew
KBH (4)->Leave It to Films
KTTV (11)->Goldbergia
KBTSL (2)->Spotlight
10:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)->P. Lawton-N.T.G.
KBH (4)->Voice of Firestone, Rise Stevens
KCA (7)->Pilm-Vance"
KTTV (11)->Studio 1 "One Pair of Hands"
KBH (4)->Patent Pend.
KTLA (5)->Tele Forum
11:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)->Earl
Wrightson at Home
KNBH (4) Broadway Open House
KECA (7)-Champagne Party, News
KTTV (11)-News
KLAC (13)>News
11:10
KLAC (12)>Morrille, "Social Error"
11:15
KTSL (2)->Peter Potter
KTTV (11)->Bill Anson
KTLA (5)->Final Edition
TOMORROW—KNBH (4)
12:15>News
12:30>Notes & Keynotes
1:00>Paul Pierce
1:30>Comedy Matinee
2:00>Chaplin Milk
2:30>Curious Camera
3:45>Shelley Graham
4:00>Kate Smith
KECA (7)
12:30>Adv. In Food
1:30>Muhollah's Matinee
2:30>Reserve
2:30>Comedy Theater
4:15>Poreman Phillips
KPI (9)
11:00>Film "Sing as You Swing"
12:15>News
12:30>Ladies Day
1:30>Cooka Corner
2:00>Film "Local Badman"
3:20>Suspects Wanted
3:30>Guest Book
4:30>Stu Wilson
KTTV (11)
11:45>Serenade
12:00>Frank Hemingwyn
12:15>Pilm Oddities
12:30>Instruct. For Survival
1:00>Bonus Bids
2:00>Pilm Oddities
2:15>Garry Moore
2:45>First 100 Years
3:00>Come Into Kitchen
2:30>Movie Gems
4:20>Matinee, Jack Rourke
KLAC (13)
10:00>Joe Graydon
12:00>Mike Roy
1:00>Al Jarvis
2:00>Movie, "Death Kiss"
4:15>Al Jarvis
TUESDAY A.M.
7:00 A.M.
KLAC-Haynes at Reins KNPC-Farm Adviser KPI-KHI-News KECA-Wel to Slyrd KFWB-Music KXN-Art Godfrey KFAG-Cot Cup Concert KFI-Fleetwood Lawton KNPC-News
KNX-Big Sister KFAC-Concert 10:15 KECA-Romeo KLI-Tell-Test "NY-Me Perkins KFPWB-Music 10:30 KPI-News KMPC-Tune Test KJC-A True Story KJC-Music Morgan KXN-Dr. Malone
KPI-Stella Dallas KNX-Kings Row KPAC-Child's Concert 1:30 KPI-Lorenzo Jdene KFWB-News Anson KHL-Double or Nothing KNX-Protect League KPAC-Mattine 1:45 KPI-Wildder Brown 2:00 P.M.
TUESDAY A.M.
7:00 A.M.
KLAC-Haynes at Reins
KMPC-Farm Adviser
KPI-KBJ-News
KECA-Wel to Hlywd
KWB-Music
KNX-Art Godfrey
KFAG-Oof Cup Concert
1:15
KFI-Fleetwood Lawton
KMPC-News
KHJ-Breakfast Gang
1:30
KFI-Platter Party
KMPC-R Mulholland
KNX-Prank Goes
KECA-Bob Garred
7:45
KFI-Sam Hayes
KBCA-Zeke Manners
KHJ-KWA-News
KNX-Harry Babbitt
8:00 A.M.
KLAC-News Stocks
KMPC-Ken Barton
KPI-Coffee Time
KECA-Breakfast Club
KHJ-Cecil Brown
KFWB-News
KNX-Ralph Story
KPAC-Church
8:15
KLAC-Brynn
KMPC-Markets, Sports
KHJ-KNX-News
KFWB-Bill Leyden
8:30
KLAO-News
KJACK Berch
KMPC-B Mulholland
KHJ-Haven of Rest
KNX-Grand Slam
8:45
KLAO-Racing News
KFI-Dave Garroway
KFWB-News
KNX-Rosemary
KPAC-Unity
9:00 A.M.
KLAC-News, Crosby
KNT-News
KEGA-Johny Glsen
KHJ-Kate Smith
KPFB-Music
KNX-Wendy Warren
KPAG-Piano Parade
8:15
KI-Meyers Goes to Market
KECA-Music, News
KHJ-Garden Guide
KNX-Aunt Jenny
8:30
KLAC-Top Tunes
KMPC-Girl Abundant
KHJ-Happy Home
KECA-Quick as a Flash
KFWB-Mrs. E. Roosvelt
KNX-Helen Trent
KPAC-Music
8:45
KNX-Gal Sunday
10:00 A.M.
KLAC-Al Jarvis
KFI-Around Town
KMPC-News, Gloryy
KECA-Vic Lindahl
KHJ-News
KNX-Bir Sister
KPAC-Concert
10:15
KECA-Records
KHJ-Tell-o-Test
'NY-Ma Perkins
KPWB-Music
10:30
KPI-New Tune Test
KECA-True Story
KHJ-Music, Morgan
KNX-Dr Malone
KPWB-News, M Hart
KPAC-Songs
10:45
KPI-Life Beautiful
KHJ-G. Cawellcoo
KNX-Gudling Light
11:00 A.M.
KLAC-AI Jarvis
KFI-Al Double or Nothing
KMPC-News, L.A.Today
KFA-Betty Crocker
HKJ-Ladies Pair
KFWB-Maurice Hart
KNX-Mrs.Burton
KPAC-Guv Bates Post
10:15
KECA-Easy Acos
KNX-Perry Mason
KPAC-Songs
11:30
KPI-Live Like Millionaire
KECA-J. B. Kennedy Music
HKJ-Guest for a Day
KNX-Nora Drake
KPAG-Music Hall
11:45
KMPC-Beauty Council
KNX-Brighter Davenport
KECA-Baukhage Talks
12 NOON
KLAC-AI Jarvis Ball'mm
KFM-Parm-Report
KMPC-Maurice Music
KECA-KHJ-News
KFWB-Bill Anson
KNX-News
KPAG-Lunch Concert
12:15
KI-Rease Life,
KECA-Southland Notk,
KNZ-Wendell Noble,
KECA-Play It Again,
HKJ-Bell Ringer
12:30
KI-Pepper Young,
KNZ-Never Dixon,
KECA-Mod Romance,
KNW-Bell Romance,
KNX-Art Linkster
1:00 P.M.
KLAC-News Sports,
KI-Fly Wife,
KMCP-News, Bill Ewing,
HKJ-Jack Kirkwood,
KECA-Ira Cook,
KFWB-Anson,
KNX-Bill Top House,
KAFC-County Report,
klac-370 Club
KIPL-Stella Dallas,
KNX-Kings Row,
KAFC-Child's Concert
KIPL-Lorraine Jones,
KAFW-News, Anson,
KAHJ-Double or Nothing,
KAFX-Protect. League,
KIAP-Matinee
KIAP-Widder Brown
2:00.P.M.
KIAC-KHBJ-News,
KIGL-Grizzle,
KAFMC-News, J Grant,
KECA-Sunrise Package,
KNX-News,
Paul Masterson,
KAFW-Bill Anson,
KAFCM-Composer's Corner
KIAC-370 Club,
KAFPL-Portia,
KAFH-Lunch with Lopes,
KIAP-Plain Bill,
KAHJ-Women Wonderful,
KNX-Joe Owma,
KECA-Variety Pine,
KAFW-B News R Anson,
KIAP-Front Page Parrell,
KNX-Geo.Faber
3:00 P.M.
KIAC-News, Sports,
KIFL-Welcome Travelers,
KAHJ-Cub 630,
KAFMC-News, J Grant,
KECA-Rudy Vallee,
KAFW-Goddess Godfrey,
KAFW-Peter Potter,
KAFCP-Opera,
KIAC-370 Club,
KIAP-Aunt Mary,
KECA-Pronto Scully,
KIAP-Love and Learn,
KAFH-Lynn and Blywd,
KIAP-News,
4:00 P.M.
KIAP-Woman's Secret,
KAFA-Louis Abundant,
KAFMC-Prawn Lewis Jr.
KAFMC-News, J Grant,
KAFW-Petter Potter,
KAFC-Masterpiece,
KIAP-Storm of Week,
KIAF-Curt Massey,
KIAP-Twinkle Tales,
KIAP-News,
KIAP-Strike It Rich,
KIAP-B Wheeler,
KIAP-Ira Cook,
KIAFH-Bound the Story,
KAFA-Catherine Porter,
KIAP-Wb Habbitts
(C) 1931 by Universal Radio Features Syndicate—Tom E. Danson.