anaheim-gazette 1951-03-16

WELCOME. ORCAR! HERE REQUESTED TO HAVE YOU WITH US! AND ALFRED SAYS YOU CAN GIVE HIM A LIFT WITH THINGS AROUND THE PLACE HERE! THAT REMINDS ME ILL NEED A LIFT FROM BOMEBODY TO BRING IN MY THINSE OAKY DOAKS SPOOKY PLACE, ISN'T IT? I'll 5-5AY! OOH! SOMETHING BRUSHED AGAINST M-MY FACE! JUST A BAT! SCORCHY SMITH ANFULLY SORRY THIS OIL DEAL FELL THROUGH... WE'D HAVE MADE A WIZARD FOURSOME! NOW IF YOU CHAPS ARE... UH. BROKE... I'M NOT BORROWING ANOTHER CENT! QUITE! I CAN PULL STRINGS AT THE LOCAL ADMINALTY... YOU'D RECOVER SOME OF YOUR LOSSES IF YOU GOT THE DERELECT DISPOSAL JOB, EH? DICKIE DARE NO ONE SAW US LOSE THAT SKIFF, BUT... I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN DOULIN! THE WAY WE'RE DRIFTING... WE'LL PASS RIGHT IN ERONT OF THE ACADEMY! BY GOLLY... WE'LL SHOW 'EM HOW SEAMEN HANDLE A BOAT! WE'LL HAVE TO SAIL "MOLLY" OUT OF THIS JAM SURE... WITH JUMBO AND MIZZEN! I'LL GET THE SAILS FROM THE CABIN THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY BUY UP OUR TELEVISION CONTRACT! JUST WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING AT, SUH? YOUR BANG OF LUNATICS ARE DISBRAXING MY FIRM! THAT EXHIBITION LAST NIGHT OF HOG-CALLING AND SCREECH-OWLING WAS ENOUGH TO... HOG CALLING!! WHY, YOU TRASHY LITTLE WORM!, DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY SINGING THAT!! OH, DIANA! OH, NELLO, TUBBY! YES, SURE I'M EXPECTING YOU... I'M GOING TO SHOW HOME MOVIES, ETC.-ETC.-ETC-... NOW DON'T FORGET—BRING AS MANY OF THE BOYS AS YOU CAN! WE'LL MAKE A REAL TIME OF IT. BY THE WAY—YOU FELLows NIGHT BRING SOME SNOW SHOVELS ALONG WITH YOU... KEEN TEENS SLICE OF HAM KEEN TEENS CHAMP ONLY 17, SHE'S WINNER OF THE U.S. GOLF ASSOCIATION JUNIOR GIRL'S CHAMPIONSHIP. PAT, A SENIOR IN A SEATTLE HIGH SCHOOL, ALSO STARS IN 3 OTHER SPORTS. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MARCH 16, 1942 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I THOUGHT ORCAR COULD SLEEP ON THE BORN DURING MY WEEK WITH US. BUT HE SAVED ME NECK HUERTE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A SOFT BED! AND ALFRED DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP BED AND SLEEP ON THE BORN ETHER. G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! YEE-OW-W! I CAN PULL STRINGS OCAL ADMINALTY... RECOVER SOME OF ISSUES IF YOU GOT RELUCT DISPOSAL? DIDN'T YOU PUT THAT JOB UP TO THE KHALIF? OH THAT! HE COULDN'T KNOCK OFF THIS JOB! HE'D BLOW THE WHOLE COUNTRY TO KINGDOM COME! WE COULDN'T LET THE KHALIF BLOW UP THAT DERECT SUB... TOO DANGEROUS! PEOPLE'D GET KILLED! THERE'D BE ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL 'SITUATION'... SURE... WITH JUMBO AND MIZZEN! ILL GET THE SAILS FROM THE CABIN THE SAILS WERE NOT BENT ON THE SPARS, SO THEY MUST BE DOWN HERE BUT, THEY'RE NOT! COULON WAUGH AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CONDUCT YOURSELF LIKE A GENTLEMAN! YOU MAY HAVE A LITTLE DIFFICULTY GETTING UP TO THE FRONT DOOR... THE KHALIF BLOW UP THAT DERELICT SUB... NO SAILS? THE OWNER MUST HAVE JUST LAUNCHED HER HADN'T BROUGHT THE SAILS OUT YET... WE'VE GOT TO THINK FAST... I'll grant you SUSANNA'S outfit is likely to stunt TELEVISION's growth BUT she's got a contract with you, BLUCKIPPS! I'll get her of the air by fair means or foul. OH DIANA! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU! YOU'RE JUST THE ONE WHO CAN HELP ME!! WHAT'S UP, BERTHA? NELL — WITH TIME — THE MO HAPPE EN TEENS By Stookie Allen HAMP 17, SHE'S R OF THE U.S. ASSOCIATION JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIP. T, A SENIOR IN A E HIGH SCHOOL, ALSO IN 3 OTHER SPORTS. Pat Lesser SHE'S THE BEST DET TO BEAT THE FAMOUS BAUER SISTERS; ALTHOUGH PAYS A GREAT ATHLETE, SHE ALSO WINS PRIZES AT COOKING PIES. PETERS DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO? I'D LIKE TO INVITE THE WRITER OF OUR 'LONELY HEARTS' LETTERS TO VISIT US FOR A WEEKEND! OH, NOW WAIT A MINUTE, MYRA...WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER! ALL WE KNOW IS THE COUPLE OF LETTERS WE RECEIVED FROM HER!...THEY SOUND ALL RIGHT, BUT WE PONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE WRITES 'EM!! - MAY BE STRICTLY A PHONY. - OR A COME ON!! DRANS 5-16 PETERS IS RIGHT, YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL. THESE DAYS.. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MAY COME OUT OF A HARMLESS EFFORT TO DO A GOOD TURN!! AND ALFRED DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE UP HIS BED AND SLEEP ON THE BOOK EITHER! WELL—LET THE TWO OF EM GETILE IT BETWEEN THEMSELVES! ZAW-GA-WHOOEEE! YOUR HELMET FELL ON A CAT! HAW! HAW! HAW! HA, HA, HA! TOO DANGEROUS! HIS PEOPLED GET KILLED! THEN THERE'D BE ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL 'SITUATION'... YEAH HUH? YOU'VE GOT KNOW-HOW FROM THE WAR! WE'LL STAND BY TILL YOU DO THE JOB...IN CASE THE KHALIF GET'S FRETFUL! UH HUH !! ENOUGH HAGGLING MY BROTHER! 300 CAWELS FOR MY ZULEIDA AND HER POWRY...ALL OFF-SHORE WATER RIGHTS FOR ONE YEAR! MEANWHILE... THERE'D BE ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL SITUATION... YEAH HUH? STAND BY TILL YOU DO THE JOB... IN CASE THE KHALIF GETS FRETFUL! MEANWHILE... HADN'T BROUGHT THE SAILS OUT YET... WE'VE GOT TO THINK FAST... S'POSE THAT... NO, THAT WON'T DO! LOOKS LIKE DARE AND DOULIN ABOARD, CAPTAIN, THE TWO JUNIORS WHO WERE REPORTED A.W.O.L. THE BOYS WHO MADE SUCH AFUSS ABOUT BEING BOAT EXPERTS! AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ENOUGH TO DROP ANCHOR!! I'LL GET HER OFF THE AIR BY FAIR MEANS OR FOUL! I'VE GOT IT/... I'LL USE POLITICAL INFLUENCE/... I'LL HAVE THAT GANG OF HERS DECLARED A PUBLIC NUISANCE/... YEAH! OH... OH! SOUND'S LIKE SOME PLOTTING AGAINST MISS SUZANNA// WHAT'S UP, BERTHA? NELL - I'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH TWO BOYS AT THE SAME TIME - AND ONLY YESTERDAY THE MOST AWFUL THING HAPPENED... I MET ANOTHER ONE!!! NO, PETERS... I HAVE A FEELING OUR LONELY HEARTS' LETTER WRITER IS REALLY A LOVELY PERSON!!! ALL THE POOR SOUL NEEDS IS FRIENDS!!! I'M GOING TO WRITE AND INVITE HER HERE FOR A VISIT!! THAT'S CRAZY MYRA! NO TELLIN' WHAT I'LL SHOW UP!! --IM JUST AS CURIOUS ABOUT HER AS YOU ARE, BUT I'M AG IN IT!! FLAT AG IN IT!!! FOR ONCE WE HAVE TO AGREE WITH PETERS... BUT MYRA WENT RIGHT AHEAD AND WRITE THE INVITATION —