anaheim-gazette 1951-03-09

ALFRED YOU'RE THINKING OF ASKING THE NAVY TO PUT YOU BACK INTO ACTIVE SERVICE GOSH, TO MISS YOU, ALFRED! OAKY DOAKS BONG! SCORCHY SMITH GOOD MAN SMITH! TO TELL THE KHAUF THERE'S NO OIL HERE! I OFFER 200 MEHARI CAMELS TO HELP ALLA! YOUR LOSS WHEN I WED YOUR DAUGHTER! AND AS DOWRY I WILL ACCEPT A LIFE YOUR OFFSHORE WATER RIGHTS! THE LOSS OF MY JEWEL IS VAST AND SUCH A POOR DOWRY AN INSULT TO THE GREAT SHEIK! ... 500 CAMELS! SCORCHY SMITH GOOD MAN, SMITH! TO TELL THE KHAUF THERE'S NO OIL HERE! I OFFER 200 MEHARI CAMELS TO HELP ALWAY! YOUR LOSS WHEN I WED YOUR DAUGHTER! AND AS DOWRY I WILL ACCEPT MALF YOUR OFFSHORE WATER RIGHTS! THE LOSS OF MY JEWEL IS VAST AND SUCH A POOR DOWRY AN INSULT TO THE GREAT SHEIK! ... SOO CAMELS! DICKIE DARE YES, 'MOLLY MARGARET' TURNED OUT TO BE A BOAT; NOT A GIRL. DICKIE AND DIRK VISIT HER EVERY TIME THEY HAVE "LIBERTY" SHE'S BEING ALL PRETTIED UP...I CAN'T RESIST THIS I CAN'T EITHER YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE, I LOVE YOU... SMACK! I WORSHIP YOU...HEY, DARE! THIS PAINT... IT'S... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY ANA! THINK OF A CARD! ANY CARD! HELLO! PATEH, MEET UNCLE WEDGEWOOD! WELL...OH... IM THINKING OF THE ACE OF SPADES! HA...JUST BY COINCIDENCE I HAPPENED TO HAVE PLENTY OF THEM! OH, DIANA! WELL—THAT'S THAT! MY GOODNESS—ARE YOU THROUGH WITH YOUR HOMEWORK SO SOON? YES, DAD- FOR MY GEOGRAPHY I'M GOING TO HA LETTERS FROM OVERSEAS! WELL—THAT'S THAT. MY GOODNESS—ARE YOU THROUGH WITH YOUR HOMEWORK SO SOON? YES, DAD! FOR MY GEOGRAPHY I'M GOING TO HAVE LETTERS FROM OVERSEAS! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS "WISECRACKER" WORTLE HA! BEATING HIM TO THE DRAW! Fox FOUR EYES SMITH 3-10-51 THE FLESH. THE PLASTER. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN REPLICAS OF TEEN-AGER VICKI'HAYES IN STORE WINDOWS THE COUNTRY. SOME 20,000 MILES HAVE BEEN MADE FROM HER PLACE. VICKI'S JOB ISN'T SHE GOES THROUGH QUIT DISCOMFORT. GET READY FOR THE TORTURE CHAMBER, VICK. VICKI IS A TALENTED STUDENT AT NEW YORKS HUNTER COLLEGE, MAKES TOP GRADES AND TEACHES MODELING. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1961 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE ARMY, ALFRED? WHY NOT? AT THIS POINT I DON'T CARE A HOOT! G-GIVE UP? HAH! WE UNHORSED HIM, SIR KING! GO AHEAD AND RESCUE LADY LUC AND SEE IF CARES E LOSS OF MY LIS VAST AND SUCH OR DOWRY AN INSULT THE GREAT SHEIK: SDO CAMELS! ...AND TO MINIMIZE THE INSULT, ONE FOURTH OF MY WATER RIGHTS! AH! ONE OF THE INFIDELS APPROACHES!! SMITH COMES FROM THE OILMENS COUNCIL! GO, MY BROTHER, AND HEAR HIS GOOD TIDINGS! WELL? DID YOU OVERHEAR THE TALK OF THE INFIDELS? E LOSS OF MY L IS VAST AND SUCH FOR DOWRY AN INSULT THE GREAT SHEIK! SDO CAMELS! ...AND TO MINIMIZE THE INSULT, ONE FOURTH OF MY WATER RIGHTS! AH! ONE OF THE INFIDELS APPROACHES SMITH COMES FROM THE OILMENS COUNCIL! GO MY BROTHER, AND HEAR HIS GOOD TIDINGS! WE'LL? DID YOU OVERHEA THE TALK OF THE INFIDELS? I WORSHIP YOU...HEY, DARE, THIS PAINT... IT'S... IT'S WET... WU...WHATLL WE DO? THAT'S THE THING ABOUT A NAVY LIFE! THEY'LL DECIDE FOR US...OUCH! THE FOLLOWING WEEK... WE'LL HAVE TO CUT THIS VISIT SHORT...HAVE TO REPORT BACK ...IN 20 MINUTES. WOW! A REAL GALE! MOLLY MARGARET'S BEEN LAUNCHED SINCE WE WERE HERE LAST SHE'D RIDE OUT ANY STORM, THE SWEET LIL' DUCK! JUST BY COINCIDENCE, HAPPENED TO HAVE LENITY OF THEM! WHIRR? AND ROUNDING OUT THE SHOWBOAT ENSEMBLE IS THE FIVE-PIECE DIXIELAND BAND! FOR MY GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK I'M GOING TO HAND IN SOME LETTERS FROM MY BOY FRIEND OVERSEAS! Jeepers, Dad. I don't know how I'll ever get this room straightened. It's such a terrible mess it'll take me all day! IT ISN'T AS AS ALL THAT NHY DON'T Y' MOTHER'S S YOU'LL HAVE ROOM CLEAN NOTHING FL FOR MY GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK I'M GOING TO HAND IN SOME LETTERS FROM MY BOY FRIEND OVERSEAS! EN TEENS By Stoookie Allen Vicki Hayes THE FLESH. THE PLASTER. OU MAY HAVE REPLACES OF TEEN-AGER HAYES IN STORE WINDOWS OVER COUNTRY. SOME 20,000 MANNEQUINS BEEN MADE FROM HER PLASTER CASTS. WICKI'S JOB ISN'T EASY. SHE GOES THROUGH QUITE A BIT OF DISCOMFORT, MAKING HER PLASTER CASTS. 18 3-10-57 JEEPERS, DAD. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL EVER GET THIS ROOM STRAIGHTENED. IT'S SUCH A TERRIBLE MESS IT'LL TAKE ME ALL DAY! IT ISN'T AS AS ALL THAT WHY DON'T Y MOTHER'S SEE ME? YOU'LL HAVE ROOM CLEAN NOTHING FLU THEM GUYS WROTE A LETTER TO A LONELY HEART'S CLUB AND SIGNED MY NAME TO IT AND YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO BUST EM ONE ??? CERTAINLY NOT, PETERS...THEY JUST DID IT SO YOU'D GET MAD! --NOW LOOK, THIS LETTER YOU GOT AS AN ANSWER SEEMS QUITE INTELLIGENT AND SINCERE! SHE'S UNDoubtedly A VERY LOVELY PERSON, BUT LONELY..LET'S BOTH WRITE TO HER AND EXPLAIN THE WHOLE SITUATION AND CULTIVATE HER AS A FRIEND...SHE MIGHT LIKE THAT, AND I'M SURE WE'D FIND IT FUN TOO! MORRIS... HMM...THAT MIGHT BE ALL WELL AND GOOD FOR THE LADY WHO BELONGS TO THE LONELY HEART'S CLUB, BUT IT ISN'T GETTING EVEN WITH THOSE GUYS WHO GOT HIM INVOLVED IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! TIPP PHOTO STUDIO STAND CLOoser TOGETHER FELLAS, IF YOU WANNA GET IN THE PICTURE! 3-10 GRIE RYMAN COPYRIGHT 1914 MCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE GO AHEAD AND RESCUE LADY LUCY, AND SEE IF I CARE! AND YOU CAN TELL HER I'M SICK OF ALL THIS PHONEY BUSINESS...AND THAT I'M QUITTIN'! PHONEY BUSINESS? NOT FUNNY BUSINESS! WEIL? DID YOU OVERHEAR THE TALK OF THE INFIDELS? AVE, MASTER! THE ENGINEERS WADE GREAT ERROR! THERE IS NO OIL HERE IN EL K-YBOSH! ITS ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU FIRST, O KHALIF! OUR DRILLING BROUGHT UP ONLY THE DISEL FUEL OIL FROM A SUNKEN LU-BOAT! WEIL? DID YOU OVERHEAR THE TALK OF THE INFIDELS? AVE, MASTER! THE ENGINEERS MADE GREAT ERROR! THERE IS NO OIL HERE IN EL KYBOSH! IT'S ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU FIRST, O KHALIF! OUR DRILLING BROUGHT UP ONLY THE DISEL FUEL OIL FROM A SUNKEN U-BOAT! OLLY MARGARET'S EN LAUNCHED SINCE WERE HERE LAST E'D RIDE OUT ANY ORM, THE SWEET DUCK!! DARE, THAT BIG MOTOR BOAT'S PARTED FROM HER MOORING! SHE'S DRIFTING DOWN ON "MOLLY!" CLOSE YOUR EYES! NO—DO SOMETHING! UNDING OUT THE AT ENSEMBLE IS LOVE-PIECE AND BAND! SWELL... BUT I STILL THINK THE SHOW WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU'D LEND A LITTLE OF YOUR GLAMOUR! BEHAVE, PATSY! ...I HAVEN'T ONE SPECK OF TALENT! IT ISN'T AS BAD AS ALL THAT... WHY DON'T YOU USE MOTHER'S SYSTEM? YOU'LL HAVE THIS ROOM CLEANED IN NOTHING FLAT! REALLY? WHAT DOES MOTHER DO? SHE JUST PRETENDS THAT COMPANY'S COMING! IT ISN'T AS BAD AS ALL THAT... WHY DON'T YOU USE MOTHER'S SYSTEM? YOU'LL HAVE THIS ROOM CLEANED IN NOTHING FLAT! REALLY? WHAT DOES MOTHER DO? SHE JUST PRETENDS THAT COMPANY'S COMING! NOT PETERS...THEY SO YOU'D GET MAD! THIS LETTER YOU ANSWER SEEMS QUITE AND SINCERE! SHE'S A VERY LOVELY LONELY..LET'S BOTH ER AND EXPLAIN THE NATION AND CULTIVATE FRIEND...SHE MIGHT LIKE I'M SURE WE'D FIND TOO! HMM.MAYBE YOU GOT SOMETHING THERE, MYRA...WE'LL BOTH WRITE TO THIS "LONELY HEARTS" LADY...IT OUGHT TO BE FUN! WE'LL ASK HER FOR HER PICTURE! NOW DON'T GO GETTING TOO ENTHUSIASTIC OVER THIS AFFAIR, PETERS...AFTER ALL WE'RE DOING IT FOR HER SAKE...NOT OURS...OR YOURS! AT LEAST SHE HAS MOMENTARILY GOTTEN PETERS! MIND OFF OF VIOLENCE TOWARD THE GUYS WHO GOT HIM INVOLVED IN THIS BUSINESS! HE FIGURES SOMETHING INTERESTING MAY COME OUT OF IT AND REALLY SHOW THOSE SMART GUYS!!