anaheim-gazette 1951-02-09

ALFRED 10 Anaheim Gazette BOOKS DIAGNOSE YOUR OWN ILLNESS! THIS BOOK TELLS NOW: DANGER DOAKS! WINTHROP JUST HAS A SIMPLE COLD. SO PLEASE STOP READING TO HIM ABOUT SYMPTOME! GREYMAN DANGER SIGNALS! OAKY DOAKS IN HIS QUEST FOR HIGH ADVENTURE, KING CORRY HAS DECIDED TO CROSS DANGEROUS MADDING MOOR... L-LOOK! THAT HOUSE IS MOVIN! IF I WUZ A DRINKIN' MAN I'D THINK THAT GUY WUZ PULLIN' IT! I'LL MAKE HIM MOVE, THEN WE'LL FIND OUT! SCORCHY SMITH SCORCH! WE'RE FLYIN' INTO BATTLE UNARMED! DO WE SPANK EM WITH THE PROPELLER? MAYBE WE CAN MAKE 'EM CUT THE CARNAGE WITHOUT US FIRING A SHOT! CEASE FIRE! HIDE THAT GUN, THUS OR WE WON'T HAVE CHANCE!! SCORCHY SMITH SCORCH! WE'RE FLYIN' INTO BATTLE UNARMED! DO WE SPANK EM WITH THE PROPELLER? MAYBE WE CAN MAKE EM CUT THE CARNAGE WITHOUT US FIRING A SHOT! CEASE FIRE! HIDE THAT GUN, THU OR WE WON'T HAVE CHANCE!! DICKIE DARE ALL THESE ON OUR HONEYMOON HOW CAN I TELL HER IT'S THE ONLY TRIP I CAN AFFORD? WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE...FOLLOW ME! I KNOW YOU WANT A TRIP WITH PRIVACY! WELL, A BEST MAN MUST HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS..... I'll find another CAPTAIN FOR DR. BUGWAYS! STOP HERE. DRIVER! THE FAMILY BUSINESS, SEE, KIDS? THE NEW NOOGAN THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS THIS Yacht Cost Me And We Sit Out Here Like A Duck On A Pond!! BROKEN DOWN AT SEA! WHO HO HO NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE! AS DARKNESS FALLS,PATSY IS GAZING DEAD ASTERN WHEN!!! OH, DIANA! R.R.I.N.G. R.I.N.G! WH?...OH, I'M SORRY, MISS, BUT YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. WH- WHAT?...ER--AH-- -D DO YOU REALLY THINK SO...P TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS WOT! - PAY YOU A DOLLAR FOR THAT CHICKEN! WHY, IT'S SO TOUGH IT DERAILED THE CAR! Patricia Walter BEFORE GOING TO HER APPOINTMENT, PAT BOUGHT THE NOVEL "THE RIVER," AND STUDIED IT ALL NIGHT. YOU WILL BE SEEING PAT SOON. naheim Gazette FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA GREYMAN MAKE LOVE, THEN WE'LL FIND OUT! THAT OUGHTA DO IT! BONG! DANCING 25¢ FLOOR MAN WANTED MUST BE TRAINED ATHLETE YA BLASTED SNIPER! COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN! OHO! SO THERE'S TWO OF YA! HE MUST BE SOME KIND OF A KNIGHT BUTCH! CEASE FIRE! HIDE THAT GUN, THURSDAY OR WE WON'T HAVE A CHANCE!" CEASE FIRE!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, MY MAN! CEASE FIRE!... HIDE THAT GUN, THURSDAY OR WE WON'T HAVE A CHANCE!! AND ANOTHER NOW FOR DR. IT'S STOP HERE. THE BUSINESS. KIDS? THE NEW NOOGAN INC. ... AND WE CAN GIVE YOU ONE RIGHT NOW! IT'S A DREAM! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. GIVE? HE'll EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR IT THE NEW "PAN-AMERICAN" HIGHWAY, 10,000 MILES FROM ALASKA TO PERU! WE COULD OFFER YOU A CONTRACT AND A CASH ADVANCE, TO BE THE NEW MARCO POLO, TO DRIVE IT IN A "NOOGAN" CAR... SLEEPING QUARTERS LOOK OVER THERE ... ARKNESS PATSY ZING ESTERN .... AHOY, YONDER! ARE 40 ALL IN TROUBLE? TOOT TOOT WHAT IS THAT THING? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANCIENT RIVER BOAT! LOOK, MISTER BLUCHIPPS! HIM!! WELL! I'LL FIX THAT! EN TEENS By Stookie Allen NEW STAR THE LEADING ROLE IN THE MOVIE, "THE RIVER," FILMED IN INDIA, WAS GIVEN TO THIS 14-YEAR-OLD BLONDE OF CALCUTTA WHEN SHE ANSWERED A NEWSPAPER AD. Mircia Walters BEFORE GOING TO HER POINTMENT, PAT BOUGHT NOVEL, "THE RIVER," STUDIED IT ALL NIGHT! I WILL BE SEEING PAT SOON. 2-9-81 HIM!! WELL! I'LL FIX THAT! ALL RIGHT, CURLY THE COMMITTEES ON HAND TO SEE THAT YOU REALLY GET OUT OF TOWN! --COME ON, LET'S GET MOVIN', YOUR TIME'S ABOUT UP! SO LONG, PETERS, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! SO LONG, CURLY... GOOD LUCK... AND... AND DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE! PETERS HAD HOPED RIGHT UP TO THE VERY LAST THAT CURLY WOULD BUST LOOSE WITH SOMETHING THAT TO SET THE TOWN ON ITS EAR... BUT HE CALMLY WAVED TO THE OUSTING COMMITTEE AND DROVE OFF— HO! SO THERE'S TWO OF YA! HE MUST BE SOME KIND OF A KNIGHT, BUTCH! I'M A RIP-SNORTER OF A KNIGHT! AND I'M GONNA RUN YA DOWN AND PULL YA THROUGH! CHARGE, GERTRUDE! WE'RE IN A BIT OF A SPOT MACRAE! SO WAS KITCHENER AT KHARTOUM! THE FIRE IS SLACKING! CARRY ON!! WE'RE IN A BIT OF A SPOT MACRAE! SO WAS KITCHENER AT KHARTOUM. THE FIRE IS SLACKING! CARRY ON!! A CASH ANCE, TO THE NEW MERCO POLO. DRIVE IT "NOOGAN" SLEEPING QUARTERS? LOOK OVER THERE... THE NOOGANETTE There's a short short trailer winding Into the land of your dreams OOPS... JUST ONE TROUBLE WITH OUR "NOOGANETTE" TRAILER ... ER... I SEE... IT ONLY ACCOMODATE'S TWO... LET'S TELL THE "BEST MAN" IN THE WORLD THAT WE'LL PUT UP AND SHUT UP! WHAT IS THAT THING?! IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANCIENT IVER BOAT! AHOW! YOU MUST BE OFF COURSE! AND YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SEAWORTY! DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, MISTAKEN! BUT I KNOW WE AIN't STUCK! CAPTAIN NOW! WHAT WAS YOUR COMPLAINT ABOUT LACK OF VARIETY ON THE MENU IN THIS HOUSE!!!? NOW! WHAT WAS YOUR COMPLAINT ABOUT LACK OF VARIETY ON THE MENU IN THIS HOUSE!!!? SO LONG, CURLY... GOOD LUCK...AND... AND DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE! GOOD RIDDANCE! WE DONE OUR CDVIC DUTY IN RIDDIN' OUR TOWN OF THE LIKES OF HIM! HEY...IS THAT CURLY BRATOON LEAVING? STOP HIM! STOP HIM! OH, OH, SOMETHING'S UP!!! HORRIS 2-10