anaheim-gazette 1951-01-26

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE SITTING HERE, ALFRED? OH-OH! THE ELECTRIC POWER MUST BE OFF AGAIN! HUM! WHY, CERTAINLY THIS SOFA IS BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US, ALFRED! OAKY DOAKS FATHER! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR FIRING OAKY! TUSH, POMONA! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A MINUTE! WHAT'S THE IDEA OF THE ARMOR? FROM NCW, ON I'M GONNA BE MY CWN KNIGHT! HO, HO! I BET I CAN KILL BIGGER DRAGONS AND RESCUE PRETTIER DAMSELS THAN OAKY EVER DID! SCORCHY SMITH LLP! - WH - WHO'S GONNA TELL THE KHALIF? SO YOU FIND OIL HA? WHEN DO I SEE THE MONEY! WELL, IT'S THIS WAY, KHALIF... SCORCHY SMITH LLP! WH- WHO'S GONNA TELL THE KHALIF? SO YOU FIND OIL HA? WHEN DO I SEE THE MONEY! WELL, IT'S THIS WAY, KHALIF... DICKIE DARE DICKIE'S RUNNING A RAIN TO YEP, IT WAS JAN WHO CRANKED UP DAN TO WIN THE BIG GAME AND SHE LET ME IN ON THE CELEBRATION AFTER WARDS! OF ALL THE GALS WHO HAVE TRIED BACKING DAN AGAINST THE ALTAR, SHE'S THE STRAIGHT SHOOTINGEST COURSE I'LL LOSE HIM... BUT SHE'LL MAKE HIM HAPPY, SO... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY TELEVISION AHA! THE MD FIXED THINGS UP, BUT GOOD, WHERE COMES OLD CASHBACKS JUST LIKE SHE SAID HE WOULD! REMEMBER ME COLONEL P. PAHA HA JUST FLIP ME THE FAT FINDS AND EVERYTHING'S MOKEY!! OH, DIANA! OH, DIANA....! PLEASE SEE WHAT SUSAN IS DOING IN THE KITCHEN — AND IT OH, DIANA! OH, DIANA... PLEASE SEE WHAT SUSAN IS DOING IN THE KITCHEN TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS MICKEY (HIMSELF) McGUIRE I'D BE WILLING TO SWEAR ON A STACK O' BIBLES HE DIDN'T PASS BY HERE! BABE! ANDREA MEAD, OF RUTLAND, VT., HAS JUST WON THE AMERICAN SKI TROPHY AS THE PERSON WHO DID THE MOST FOR SKIING IN 1950. ANDREA, ONLY 18, IS A CINCH TO PREVAIL IN THE 1-27-51 heim Gazette FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I HAVE ALL THE BROOMS NO BRUSHES I NEED, MISTER! YES, I HAVE ONE EXACTLY LIKE THAT, TOO! BET I CAN DRAGONS PRETTIER DAMSELS THAN OAKY EVER DID! SO I HEREBY DUB MYSELF SIR KING CORNY! PHOOEY ON MY RHEUMATISM! I JUST NEED A FEW PRACTISE SWINGS-- AND I'LL BE READY TO DESTROY A HERD OF DRAGONS, OR RESCUE A DOZEN DAMSELS IN DISTRESS! ONE OF OUR SCOUTS ARRIVES, OH KHALIF! WHAT NEWS FROM MY SCOUT? SPEAK! I SPIED A GREAT WAR KARKA OF SWIFT MEHAR! CAMELS, HORSEMEN...AND A JEEP! A DAY'S MARCH AWAY, OH KHALIF! ONE OF OUR SCOUTS ARRIVES, OH KHALIF!! WHAT NEWS FROM MY SCOUT? SPEAK! I SPIED A GREAT WAR HARKA OF SWIFT MEHAR CAMELS, HORSEMEN...AND A JEEP! A DAY'S MARCH AWAY, OH KHALIF! GO AHEAD, PARSON. I WANT EM BOTH HAPPY ...SO I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND... REMEMBER ME, COLONEL R.,HA HA JUST FLIP ME THE FAT FINDS AND EVERYTHING'S MOKEY!! SORRY, "HAMHOCKS" I NEVER DID LEARN PIG-LATIN,...ONE SIDE, PLEASE! START THE CAMERAS COOKING...ONE SOAP OPERA COMING UP!! THEN YOU'VE LOCATED COUNT KROOL? OH, DIANA... DA-A-AD... WHAT WOULD YOU EAT TONIGHT? WHAT SUSAN E KITCHEN AND STOP HER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE..! OH, DIANA... DA-A-AD..! WHAT WOULD YOU EAT TONIGHT N TEENS By Stoookie Allen BE! MEAD, OF RUTLAND, VT.. WON THE AMERICAN NY AS THE PERSON WHO OST FOR SKIING 1950. A ONLY CINCH TO THE I'M AN OLD LADY AT THIS! Andrea Mead "ANDY," AT 15, WAS THE BABY OF THE LAST OLYMPIC GAMES. SHE STARTED DOWNHILL AND SLALOM STUFF AT 5! CURLY! MY GOODNESS... THAT...THAT'S A MIGHTY GOOD LOOKING CAR YOU'RE DRIVING! ...MUSTA COST QUITE A BIT!! HI, PETERS! CURLY, THE RECENTLY RELEASED EX-CONVICT SUDDENLY SHOWS UP DRESSED IN FANCY DUDS AND DRIVING A CAR THAT'D BEAUTIFY ANY PARKING LOT! PETERS HAS BEEN THINKING HOW HUMBLY CURLY HAS BEEN LIVING UNTIL HE COULD GET A JOB AND A START AS AN HONEST CITIZEN! HE WAS STUNNED! S, I HAVE ONE EXACTLY LIKE THAT, TOO! WELL—MAYBE I COULD USE ANOTHER— NOW SCAT! SWISH GARL RYMAN AND ILL BE READY TO DESTROY A HERD OF DRAGONS, OR RESCUE A DOZEN DAMSELS IN DISTRESS! OOH, MY BACK! HAND ME A SMALLER SWORD, POMOA! I SPIED A GREAT WAR HARKA OF SWIFT WEAR CAMELS, HORSEMEN... AND A JEEP! A DAY'S MARCH AWAY, OH KHALIF! SO SHEIK IBN SIKK SEV COMES SNiffing FOR HIS CLURS WHOM WE SLEW, EH? YOU! HIDE YOUR PLANE IN THE NEXT INLET! WHEN YOU HEAR SHOTS; FLY OVER OUR ENEMY WITH TEN OF MY BEST SHARPSHOOTERS! I SPIED A GREAT WAR HARKA OF SWIFT WEAR! CAMELS, HORSEMEN...AND A JEEP! A DAY'S MARCH AWAY, OH KHALIF! SO SHEIK IBN SKK SEV COMES SNIPPING FOR HIS CLURS WHOM WE SLEW, EH? YOU! HIDE YOUR PLANE IN THE NEXT INLET! WHEN YOU HEAR SHOTS; FLY OVER OUR ENEMY WITH TEN OF MY BEST SHARPSHOOTERS! WHOA! WHAT? SOME CRAZY-LOOKING THING STOPPED THE WEDDING! OH... HOW I SEE... IT WAS ONLY A NIGHTMARE... A DREAM? BUT GOSH! SURE... BUT. THAT'S THE WAY IT ALWAYS WORKED OUT BEFORE! coulton waugh THEN YOU'VE LOCATED COUNT KROOL? STAY TUNED FOR "PATT! WATSON'S WOES" WHICH FOLLOWS IMMEDIATELY! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! TODAY'S SHOW CAN'T POSSIBLY GO ON WITHOUT...GULP... ME!! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT TONIGHT? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT TONIGHT? OUT...? I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IN SPITE OF THE PAPER THAT CHARLIE FOUND IN CURLY'S ROOM! HE ISN'T BACK IN A CROOKED RACKET, I'M SURE HE ISN'T! HE'S A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE!...IF HE WAS A BIG TIME CROOK YOU'D NEVER FIND HIM LIVING LIKE A GUY WHO DIDN'T HAVE A DIME!! HI, PETERS! PETERS WAS ROUSED OUT OF HIS DESpondent REVERIE... SOME ONE IS PAGING HIM HORRIS 1-26 AP Newspaper