anaheim-gazette 1950-12-29

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette STOP WHINING TO ME ABOUT LAMEERT FOREVER GETTING IN YOUR HAIR! WHY DON'T YOU TRY BEING KIND TO HIM? GOSH! TWO BUCKS TO BUY ANYTHING I WANT? THANKS! OAKY DOAKS WHY DID YE THINK OAKY'S ARMOR MIGHT BE INDESTRUCTIBLE? BECAUSE I SPRAYED IT WITH YOUR MAGIC FORMULA! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT NOW, OAKY DON'T YOU WANT TO GET UP? NAW! I LIKE IT HERE! THAT FORMULA AIN'T ANY GOOD WITHOUT BOLONIUM! BUT OAKY GOT YOU SOME BOLONIUM! HE DIDN'T GIT ME ANY BOLONIUM, YOUR MAJEST IT WUZ A JAR O' VINEGAR... COMPONENT OF BOLONIUM! SCORCHY SMITH SO, TO AVOID THE SHORT TEMPERATURE OF MY MEN, MAW ALLAH GUIDE YOU TO OIL, SOON! OH, KHALIF, THERE ARRIVES A PATROL OF SHEIKH IBN SIKK BEY! SHALL WE GREET THEM OR SHOOT THEM! CURSES! THAT DESERT HAWK HAS EYES EVERYWHERE! SALAAM, HABIBIM! MERHABA! SCORCHY SMITH SO, TO AVOID THE SHORT TEMPERS OF MY MEN, MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU TO OIL, SOON! OH, KHALIF, THERE ARRIVES A PATROL OF SHEIKH IBN SIKK BEY! SHALL WE GREET THEM OR SHOOT THEM! CURSES! THAT DESERT HAWK HAS EYES EVERYWHERE! SALAAM, HABIBIM! MERHABA! DICKIE DARE CALIZONA'S 'BEEF-TRUST' KER-RUSHES ITS OPPONENTS, SO POOR DAN FL... CAN'T STAND THAT COULDI BE WRONG? DOES ANYONE LET HIMSELF GET CRUSHED JUST FOR PUBLICITY? IS HE REALLY DOING IT TO SHOW ME HE CAN FIGHT AGAINST ODDS? THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY I'M WARNING YOU, VINSON... ANOTHER SUCH OUTBURST OF YOUR WILE TEMPER, AND I WILL CUT YOU ENTIRELY OUT OF MY WILL! YESSIR! NOW, MAY I SEE THE PHOTOGRAPHY? BET YOU'LL LIKE IT, IT'S MISS PATTI'S VERY LATEST! OH, DIANA! OH, SLURP—THERE'S A LITTLE REPAIR JOB TO BE DONE ON YOUR CAR. IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT— I JUST KNEW I'D RUIN IF I TRIED TO FIX IT—DROVE IT ALL THE WAY FOR YOU TO FIX. OH, DIANA! OH, SLURP—THERE'S A LITTLE REPAIR JOB TO BE DONE ON YOUR CAR... IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT— I JUST KNEW I'D RUIN IF I TRIED TO FIX IT—DROVE IT ALL THE WAY FOR YOU TO FIX. TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THE POWERFUL KATRINKA SOMPIN' MUST BE STUCK IN MY HORN. I BET KATRINKA COULD BLOW IT OUT. 12-29-50 (Limited to The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29, 1860 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA TWO BUCKS TO YTHING I WANT? THANKS! GRL RYMAN COPYRIGHT, 1950, McClure Newspaper Syndicate WHAT'S THAT NEIGHBOR BOY TAGGING AFTER US FOR? HERE'S FIFTY CENTS, LAMBERT... RUN ALONG/AND ENJOY YOURSELF! MULA BUT OAKY GOT YOU SOME NIUM! HE DIDN'T GIT ME ANY BOLONIUM, YOUR MAJESTY! IT WUZ A JAR O' VINEGAR... A COMPONENT O' BOLONIUM! AN'YE BETTER STAY OUTA MY LABORATORY, OR SOME TIME SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN! IT'S THE DAY AFTER KING CORNY DISCOVERED THAT OAKY HAS FAILED IN HIS RECENT MISSION... AND NOW... FATHER, OAKY SAYS YOU WON'T SPEAK TO HIM! OF COURSE I WON'T, POMONA! I SENT HIM TO GET SOME BOLONIUM FOR MURDOCK, AND WHAT DOES HE BRING BACK?...VINEGAR!! AND MURDO CAN'T USE VINEGAR IN FORMULA TO MAKE ARMO INDESTRUCTIBLE THAT HAWK ES ERE! SALAAM, HABIBIM! MERHABA! ALEIKUM I SALAAM! THE DESERT WIND CARRIES STRANGE RUNORS OF EL KHYBOSH, OH KHALIF! OUR GREAT SHEIKH, IBN SIkk BEY, HEARS ALLAH SMILES ON YOU! ...THAT TWO INFIDELS FIND VAST OIL RICHES IN EL KHYBOSH.' HE KNOW THE GREAT KHALIF WILL WANT TO SHARE GOOD FORTUNE WITH OUR MASTER THAT HAWK ES HERE! SALAAM, HABIBIM! MERHABA! ALEIKUM I SALAAM! THE DESERT WIND CARRIES STRANGE RUMORS OF EL KHYBOSH, OH KHALIF! IS HE REALLY DOING IT TO SHOW ME HE CAN FIGHT AGAINST ODDS? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS HEAVENLY IDEA BEFORE? OF COURSE! I'll just tell him to call the game off-B-2 AY I HE GRAPH? BET YOU'LL LIKE IT! IT'S MISS PATTI'S VERY LATEST! AH-H! THE RESEMBLANCE IS AMAZING! OUR GREAT SHEIKH, IBN SIKK BEY, HEARS ALLAH SMILES ON YOU! THAT TWO INFIDELS FIND VAST OIL RICHES IN EL KHYBOSH! HE KNOW THE GREAT KHALIF WILL WANT TO SHARE GOOD FORTUNE WITH OUR MASTER DAN MANGLED BY THE "BE TRUST!"...AND I WOULD B RESPONSIBLE I MUST SAVE THAT MAN... BY BRUTE WOMANHOOD IF NECESSARY HOW DID THAT KID KNOW ABOUT 'WAMHOCKS'? HOW MUCH DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT MY GAMBLING ACTIVITIES? THIS MAY CALL FOR SOMETHING DRASTIC! NOW JUMP! JUST KNEW I'D RUIN THE TIRE TRIED TO FIX IT—SO I GIVE IT ALL THE WAY HOME YOU TO FIX. N TEENS By Stoookie Allen HE'S HOT! JUST ABOUT THE HOTTEST LAD IN SHOW. BUSINESS IS BUTCH CAVELL, ONLY 11. He just finished a picture in Hollywood—and he's in terrific demand for radio and TV. ALL STARTED Butch, from York's tough man, made a ding with Maggio led, Johnny makeout." Is a hit that I'm on the do success! WOW! WE MADE A HIT! YEAH! A HOMER, BUTCH! CURLY!...it's SWELL TO SEE YOU BACK! --you're lookin' mighty good, too! THANKS, PETERS, AND DON'T THINK IT ISN'T NICE TO BE BACK TOO/...THE PLACE HASN'T CHANGED MUCH...ONLY A LITTLE COLDER...AND I DO MEAN COLDER! CURLY SEEMS TO BE MAKING A SNIDE REMARK OF SOME KIND! ...come to think of it he is getting chilly looks from the two gents who are ostensibly admiring LeLain's puppy! E'S FIFTY S, LAMBERT... LONG/AND YOURSELF! TODAY HI! CARL RYMAN COURSE DON'T, NA! HIM SOME FOR D WHAT RING EGAR!! AND MURDOCK CAN'T USE VINEGAR IN HIS FORMULA TO MAKE ARMOR INDESTRUCTIBLE! I FIGURED I COULD SELL A MILLION BARRELS OF THE STUFF TO OTHER KINGS! BUT, FATHER! YOU'VE HURT OAKY'S FEELINGS! SO WHAT? HE'S HURT MY POCKET-BOOK! THAT TWO INFIDELS FIND VAST OIL RICHES IN EL KHYBOSH! HE KNOWS THE GREAT KHALIF WILL WANT TO SHARE GOOD FORTUNE WITH OUR MASTER! SO HE PROPOSES AN ALLIANCE! MARRIAGE TO YOUR DAUGHTER! I AM OVERWHELMED! BUT NO STRANGERS ARE HERE! NO DISCOVERIES! NO NEWFOUND WEALTH! HI-HO, KHALIF! WE'RE OFF TO BRING PROSPERITY BACK TO EL KHYBOSH! THAT TWO INFIDELS FIND VAST OIL RICHES IN EL KHYBOSH. HE KNOWS THE GREAT KHALIF WILL WANT TO SHARE GOOD FORTUNE WITH OUR MASTER! SO HE PROPOSES AN ALLIANCE! MARRIAGE TO YOUR DAUGHTER! I AM OVERWHELMED BUT NO STRANGERS ARE HERE! NO DISCOVERIES! NO NEWFOUND WEALTH! HI-HO, KHALIF! WE'RE OFF TO BRING PROSPERITY BACK TO EL KHYBOSH! N MANGLED BY THE "BEEF POST!"... AND I WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE! I MUST SAVE THAT MAN... BY BRUTE WOMANHOOD IF NECESSARY SO,DAN, I'M ASKING YOU TO CALL OFF THE GAME I'M SORRY... THERE ARE REASONS WHY I CAN'T DO THAT CANCEL IT! OR I BURST INTO TEARS I'll GET THE WAITER TO BRING A PAIL AND MOP THAT KID "HAMHOCKS"? DOES SHE MY GAMBLING THIS MAY SOMETHING STATIC? "HAMHOCKS?" BIG GIPP SENDS HIS SYMPATHYS AND THAT KIND OF STUFF! AND HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW SOON HE CAN EXPECT HIS DOUGH? JUMP!! OH—WHAT'S THE USE— JUMP!! OH—WHAT'S THE USE— AP Newsfeatures PHIL BARUDE S PETERS, AND THINK IT ISN'T NICE BACK TOO!... THE HASN'T CHANGED ONLY A LITTLE R... AND I DO COLDER! SAY, DIDN'T YOU GUYS SEE CURLY BRATOON? HE WAS STANDIN' RIGHT HERE TALKIN' TO ME!...HE'S BACK IN TOWN FOR GOOD! YEAH...WE SAW HIM! AND THAT ISN'T VERY GOOD, EITHER! THERE SEEMS TO BE MORE TO THIS FELLOW CURLY THAN MEETS THE EYE!...HIS POPULARITY SEEMS TO BE IN SOME DOUBT — AP Newsfeatures #ORRIS 12-30