anaheim-gazette 1950-12-22

ALFRED 12 Anaheim GOSH, ALFRED SAYS HIS SANTA CLAUS JOB MAKES HIM SELF-CONSCIOUS — CUES ILL DROP IN AND CHEER HIM UP! BLOTZ DEPT STORE VISIT SAINT LOOK, EDNA! I'M GOING OVER TO THAT CUTE SANTA CLAUS,JUST TO ACT LIKE A KID AGAIN! AND ALL I WANT IS A AND A KISS! OAKY DOaks SHoot when you're ready, Archie! STOP! TWANG! SHUCKS! IT WAS TH' MISS WHO MADE ME MISS! SCORCHY SMITH WHAT HARIM?? THIS IS THE OFFICE OF THE HATTERT-SMITH RED SEA Oil Company! TEE HEe Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee? SINCE ALLAH COVERED PALACE WITH WATER, ALL HAS PROVIDED THESE SH NEW QUARTERS FOR THE FEMALE'S OF THE KHALIF FAMILY！ DICKIE DARE DICKIE DARE DAN-SWELL OF YOU TO COME TO SEE ME! A GRAND SCHOOL! LET'S TAKE A WALK DICKI E, YO'RE STILL MY BEST FRIEND! I WANT YOUR ADVICE. I PLANNED THIS FOOTBALL GAME TO SHOW JANIS HOW I COULD FIGHT AGAINST ODDS... IT'S BACKFIRED. JUST HAPPENed THE PUBLIC GOT ALL HOTLY EXCITED... WHEW! WHAT PUBLIcity! JANICE THINKs THATS WHY I SET ALL THIS UP! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY UNCLE!! YOU're up OUT of your DEATHbed! ERI MEA N ARE you DELIRIOUS??? OF COURSE NOT VINSON I'M FEELING FINÉ! I've been following YOU ON TELEVISION AND I DO BELOVE IT HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE! OH, DIANA! Oh, MO-THER..！ I'm having the gang in FOR A SNACK after the BASKETBall game TONIGHT. All right, dear... TOONERVILLE FOLSKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS "WISECRACKER” WORTLE TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS "WISECRACKER" WORTLE HA! CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AT THE OLD HAUNTED HOUSE! 12-22-SD RFOX (Illustrated by The Bell Brantford, Inc.) 2 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22, 1850 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA AND ALL I WANT IS A BIG HUG AND A KISS! SHUCKS! IT WAS TH' MISSE WHO MADE ME MISS! WHAT DYA MEAN YOU MISSED?！ SINCE ALLAH COVERED THE PALACE WITH WATER, ALLAH HAS PROVIDED THESE SHINE NEW QUARTERS FOR THE FEMALE OF THE KHALIF'S FAMILY! ITWASHARDWORKBUILDINGTHATTINSHANYSCORCH! SAYSANDYCABOUTBUCCUPOFCOURTFERAWEEK! ARCHIE,CAN YOU HIT THATMARKON SIROAKY'SARMOR? IF HE STANDSTILL! ITSBACKFIRED.JUSTTOFIGHT.KIDSHOAVE TO...ARESTACKED IT'S BACKFIRED. JUST HAPPENED THE PUBLIC GOT ALL HOTLY EXCITED... WHEW! WHAT PUBLICITY! JANICE THINKS THAT' S WHY I SET ALL THIS UP! TO FIGHT, KID, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR! SEE THE CORNER I'M IN? WHAT'S THE ANSWER? SOME SPOT FOR BOTH OF US ...I MUST NOT FAIL Him DAN,JUST WHAT DID JANICE SAY SHE LIKED ABOUTHER DREAM MAN? ARE STACKED HIM... IT'S HOOP SOMEHOW OUT BY DAN IVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU ON TELEVISION AND I DO BELIEVE IT HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE! I MUST ADMIT I've Become QUITE An Admirer Of Patti Watson! WHY..you OLD....FOSSIL!! WITH A Foot Grave, You're No To Start Drool Any Soap Opera ALL RIGHT DEAR... WHAT DO WE HAVE THAT's TASTY AND SWEEPS UP EASY?? KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen HERE IT IS THE NIGHT WE WERE TO Decorate LeLain's Tree Together...AND Peters Isn't Home/.....Sniff Sniff...It's A Fine Time For Him to Go Out Gadding With Another Woman! KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen Georgia Cox—WITH ONE OF BRENDA'S DOLLS. NOW I CAN BUY MATERIALS FOR MORE DOLLs. Brenda Ney (15) THIS LITTLE REFUGEE NOW LIVING NEAR BALTIMORE WITH FRIENDS REMEMBERED A CHRIST-MAS SHE SPENT IN GERMANY WITH NO Doll. Three months ago Brenda started making dolls and sending them to orphanages. She has made 33! A banker heard of her big heart and sent her a check for $200 plus another check for her charities. HERE IT IS THE NIGHT WE WERE TO DECORATE LELAIN's TREE TOGETHER... AND PETERS ISn't HOME,... SNIFF SNIFf.. It's A FINITE_TIME FOR HUMM TO GO OUT GADDING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN! WHILE MYRA is trying hard to bear up UNDER the HEARTBREAKING Situation, PETER, THE ERRANT ONE, is trying hard to bear UP outside in the cold, waiting fo MYRA to go to bed so he won't have to EXPLAIN WHAT he's been up to! SAY, SANDY CLAWS, HOW ABOUT A BUCK FER A CUP OF COFFEE? WE AI'T ETFERA WEEK! WHAT? NO MONEY LEFT FOR TICKETS? RADIOS - TELEVISION AN YOU HIT RK ON SIRE YEP!... IF HE STANDS STILL! HE BETTER STAND STILL! STAND STILL, DAky... AND STOP MAKING THAT NOISE! IT'S NOT ME YOUR MAJESTY IT'S MY KNEES! THE KHALIF LIKED YOUR HOME OFFICE SO WELL HE PUT His HAREM IN It! THAT OUGHTA MAKE US FAVORITE SONS! AND He puts us behind the goats'tent! WHAT DOES that make Us ?！ Hey, isn't there any clean water?!？ NOThin' but sea Water HERE, SCORCH! And always there's oil in it!. That's why El Khybosh is our biggest break yet!! ARE stacked against WELL JUST THATS ALWAYS AN ARE STACKED AGAINST HIM... IT'S HOPELESS BUT SOMEHOW OF BULLDOG DAN FIGHTS THROUGH WINS! WELL, JUST FIGURE HEIR ATTITUDE IS ONE OF THE CHIPS! HEY THAT's it! I'VE GOT TO WIN FORHER, BUT AGAINST HER! THERE'S ALWAYS AN ANSWER! THANK A MILLION FOR Fixing ME UP KID.. GOOD BYE! WITH AFOOT IN THE GRACE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO START DROOLING OVER ANY SOAP OPERA QUEEN! VINSON PLEASE!!! THIS WAY YOUNG LADY! IF YOU PAY DUES UNCLE ELMER WE'll Let You Stay In Here WHILE We Hold Our Meeting. OH,OH…MYRA MUST BE WAITING UP FORME!! THATPUTS ME IN ANAWKWARDSPOT…. I DON't wantTO HAVE TOSTART MAKINGA LOTOF PHONY EXPLANATIONS. NIGHT WE TATE LELAIN'S ... AND PETERS OF SNiff... ITS IM TO WITH AN! HARD TO BEAR UP MAKING SITUATION, NE, IS TRYING HARD THE COLD, WAITING FOR HE WON'T HAVE TO BEEN UPDTO! OH, OH… MYRA MUST BE WAITING UP FOR ME! THATPUTS ME IN AN AWKWARD SPOT,... I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO START MAKINGA LOT OF PHONY EXPLANATIONS, I’D BETTER WAIT TILL SHE GOES TO BED! IT’S COLD OUT THERE, too BUTPETERIS IS DETERMINED TO STANDHIS GROUND!….WE HOPEMyra isn’ttoo determined to standHERs!! #MORRIS 12-23 AP Newsfeatures