anaheim-gazette 1950-11-24

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette WALKING SANTA CLAUS #1 EACH YOUR PEDDLER'S PERMIT HAS EXPIRED, MISTER—YOU'LL HAVE TO APPEAR IN COURT ABOUT THIS! WALKING SANTA CLAUS #1 EACH YOU DON'T HAVE $5 TO PAY YOUR FINE? BUT YOU HAVE TO RAISE IT SOMEHOW CARL RYMAN 11-24 OAKY DOAKS OAKY HAS ENTERED THE ENCHANTED FOREST AND IS TRYING TO FIND DAME DAFFIE, THE ENCHANTRESS... 11-24 J-JUMPIN' JIMINY! I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED HERE! PLENTY, YOUNG FELLER! AN' YE BETTER SCRAM BEFORE SOMETHIN' HAPPENS TO YOU! BUT...! I'D LEAVE THIS FOREST, TOO... BUT I DON'T DARE! SCORCHY SMITH WEL-LL! YOU WRITE MURDER MYSTERY STORIES. YES, YES! BUT IF CARLO'D REALLY KILLED YOU, SCORCHY... I - I... IT WOULD'VE BEEN AWFUL! TRYING TO FIND DAME DAFFIE, THE ENCHANTRESS... 11-24 SCORCHY SMITH GEE! GOSH! OH! WEL-LL! YOU WRITE MURDER MYSTERY STORIES, JANEY! YES, YES! BUT IF CARLO'D REALLY KILLED YOU, SCORCHY... I - I ... IT WOULD'VE BEEN AWFUL! DICKIE DARE GOOD OLD LONG ISLAND SOUND! THERE'S PORT GEORGE! HOME! I'LL BE FIRST NO, I WILL! WELCOME, MY MEN! MOM, I WAS FIRST! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY I DIDN'T COME TO GET ANOTHER SERMON, UNCLE! JUST SIGN THE CHECK! THE AMOUNT IS MADE OUT! VINSON, YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME! HELLO, MISS PATTI! HI, PATSY! JUST IN TIME TOMORROW'S "PAT" OH, DIANA! THANK YOU SO MUCH, CARL. I HAD A VERY DELIGHTFUL EVENING. THE DINNER, THE SHOW, THE DANCING — GOSH— IT WAS ALL JUST GRAA-A-AND. ER— MAY I SEE YOU AGAIN, DIANA? OH, DIANA! THANK YOU SO MUCH, CARL. I HAD A VERY DELIGHTFUL EVENING. THE DINNER, THE SHOW, THE DANCING — GOSH— IT WAS ALL JUST GRA-A-AND. ER—MAY I SEE YOU AGAIN, DIANA? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THANKSGIVING DINNER-AFTERMATH WOULD ENNYBODY LIKE A NICE TURKEY SANDWICH? 11-24-50 Gail Ney GAIL IS ALSO QUITE AN ENTERTAINER. SHE SINGS, DANCES AND JOKES FOR SERVICEMEN IN HOSPITALS AND CAMPS GAIL GOT STARTED IN THE BAIT BUSINESS BY WATCHING HE POP FISH AND DECIDED MAKE BETTER LURES THAN Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1950 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA YOU DON'T HAVE $500 TO RAY YOUR FINE? BUT YOULL HAVE TO RAISE IT SOMEHOW! CARL RYMAN 11-24 ALFRED'S WRITING THE STORY OF HIS LIFE. WELL AT LEAST T BETTER THAN J SEEING HIM SITTING AROUND READING D LEAVE THIS FOREST, TOO... BUT I DON'T ARE! WHY NOT? I'M 'FRAID FOLKS WOULD THINK I'M A FREAK! GEE, MISTER! WHAT MADE YOU LIKE THAT? A WOMAN'S TEMPER, MY BOY! ONE DAY DAME GOT MAD AT SAID I WUZ H MAN... AN'HALF A MAN I WUZ! AHEM! AUNTV BELLE! YOU'VE BEEN TUT.'TUT! I WHOLE DRAW CARLO'S KNA VIRTUE VICTOR AHEM! ??? AUNTV BELLE! YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING US? WELCOME, MY MEN! MOM, WAS FIRST! AM HUG SMACK JUMP YELL SMACK MELVIN...I'VE BEEN LONGING FOR THIS...AT LAST, AT LAST I'M AT PEACE... THIS WAY, DICKIE, SHE'S IN THE GARAGE A HEAVENLY FEELING...THE BOYS ARE ON LAND AGAIN SHE'S THE FROSTBITE DINGHY WE TALKED DAD INTO BUYING HELLO, MISS PATT! HI, PATSY! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO APPROVE TOMORROW'S CHAPTER OF "PATTI WATSON'S WOES." I'LL APPROVE IF COUNT KROOL GETS HIS JUST DESSERTS BUT GOOD! IT'S A CINCH WITH YOU WRITING YOUR OWN SCRIPT...JUST GIVE COUNT KROOL THE HEAVE-HO ON TOMORROW'S SHOW AND... OH, IT ISN'T SIMPLE, R...COUNT K STAY IN THE MANY WEEKS ER—MAY I SEE YOU AGAIN, DIANA? THAT IS, WHEN I SAVE UP SOME MORE MONEY...? ER— MAY I SEE YOU AGAIN, DIANA? THAT IS, WHEN I SAVE UP SOME MORE MONEY... OH, DIANA! WHAT IS IT, DAD? KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen A SMARTIE! GAIL NEV, ONLY 14, MAKES SENSATIONAL ARTIFICIAL MINNOWS. HER PLASTIC FISH COME IN 3 SIZES, CAN BE USED FOR CASTING, SPINNING OR TROLLING. SHE SELLS THEM TO BAIT SHOPS NEAR HER HOME IN ORLANDO, FLA. GAIL IS ALSO QUITE AN ENTERTAINER. SHE SINGS, DANCES AND TELLS JOKES FOR SERVICEMEN IN HOSPITALS AND CAMPS. GAIL GOT STARTED IN THE BAIT BUSINESS BY WATCHING HE POP FISH AND DECIDED SHE COULD MAKE BETTER LURES THAN THOSE HE USED. IT WAS KIND OF 'NOW-YOU-SEE-THEMNOW-YOU-DON'T.' THEY'D BE ENGULFED IN SMOKE AND DUST MOMENTARILY AND YOU KNNEW WHAT YOU'D SEE WHEN THEY CAME OUT OF -- SO FAR EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL...BUT YOU C NEVER TELL WHAT THE NEXT INSTANT WILL BRING WELL AT LEAST THATS BETTER THAN JUST SEEING HIM SITTING AROUND READING! VANITY PUBLISHING CO. BOOKS THE ALFRED SIRY ONE DAY DAME DAFFIE GOT MAD AT ME AN SAID I WUZ HALF A MAN...AN HALF A MAN I WUZ! BLACK MAGIC, HUH? THEN SHE KICKED ME OUT O' TH' ENCHANTED CASTLE, RUINED TH' ENCHANTED FOREST AN' WENT UNDERGROUND! GOSH, SHE DID? WHY I MARRIED HER I'LL NEVER KNOW! TUT! TUT! I SAW THE WHOLE DRAMA CARLOS KNAVERY VIRTUE VICTORIOUS... I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE, YOUNG MAN...IF WELL, MA'AM, I-UH LET US ADJOURN TO THE HOUSE! I'M COLD, THE DINNER'S COLD AND SO IS THE SURPRISE I TUT! TUT! I SAW THE WHOLE DRAMA... CARLOS KNAVYRY... VIRTUE VICTORIOUS... AND MR. SMITH'S REWARD!! I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE, YOUNG MAN... IF YOU HAVE ANY?! WELL, MA'AM, I - UH LET US ARJOURN TO THE HOUSE! I'M COLD, THE DINNER'S COLD AND SO IS THE SURPRISE I ARRANGED FOR YOU, JANE! AT LAST THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH SAILING SHE'S THE FROSTBITE DINGHY WE TALKED DAD INTO BUYING I KNOW A SHORT CUT TO THE WATER LET'S SEE, GRIDDLE CAKES... BUT FIRST A GOOD HOT BATH FOR ALL HANDS WATCH THIS PUFF OOPS OH, IT ISN'T THAT SIMPLE, PATSY! COUNT KROOL MUST STAY IN THE PLOT FOR MANY WEEKS YET! A GOOD VILLAIN IS THE NECESSARY EVIL TO ALL GOOD SOAP OPERAS! AND VINSON MANDRUGG IS SUCH AN EXTRA GOOD ONE, MY FANS WOULD HATE ME IF HE WASN'T AROUND! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL! WHAT IS IT, DAD? WHEN YOU GET TIME TODAY TAKE SUSAN TO THE BARBER'S FOR A HAIRCUT. SHE DOESN'T NEED A HAIRCUT! SHE PUT HER SNOWSLIT ON BACKWARDS!!! WHAT IS IT, DAD? WHEN YOU GET TIME TODAY TAKE SUSAN TO THE BARBER'S FOR A HAIRCUT. SHE DOESN'T NEED A HAIRCUT! SHE PUT HER SNOWSUIT ON BACKWARDS!!! FIRST TURN... ELI IS CROWDING HIM— YEY WE CAN HARDLY RE GOES BERT TERS IS RE JOCKEYING VETERANS— PETERS GRABBED THE LEAD ON THE BACK STRETCH... BERT CAME IN CLOSE ON THE TURN... ELI IS... NO... LET'S SEE... AT THE END OF THE FIRST LAP THEY ROAR DOWN THE STRETCH WITH BERT COPPING THE LEAD! ELI AND PETERS ARE BATTLING FOR POSITION RIGHT BEHIND HIM— SHOW 'EM, BERT! OH- I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK! COME ON, PETERS! MYRA HAD TO TURN AWAY MOMENTARILY— AND LUCKILY SHE DID—