anaheim-gazette 1950-09-15

ALFRED PAPA SENT ME FOR SOME HERRING SALAD-ENOUGH FOR HIM AND MAMA! HOME-MADE HERRING SALAD 3$ CARL RYMAN COPYRIGHT, 1930, McClure NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE YOU SOLD MY SMALL SALAD ENOUGH HERRING SALAD FEED THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! SO- OAKY DOAKS GUG GLUG! 9-15 GEE, THAT COFFEE TASTED FUNNY! MINE WAS VERY GOOD, OAKY! AND MINE WAS DEE-LICIOUS! I THINK I'LL GET SOME FRESH AIR! WAIT GO YOU SCORCHY SMITH YOU TRUST THAT CARLOS TO FLY A PLANE TO CAPRI MRS. COLUMBIA FIRED HIM! SO HE MAKES A BUCK DELIVERING A CRATE TO A CUSTOMER! WE'RE TOO BUSY TO GO! SO SHE THOUGHT SHE STRANDED ME IN CAIRD WHEN SHE FIRED ME, EH? JUST TO KEEP ME FROM SEEING HER NIECE! SCORCHY SMITH YOU TRUST THAT CARLOS TO FLY A PLANE TO CAPRI? MRS. COLUMBIA FIRED HIM! SO HE MAKES A BUCK DELIVERING A CRATE TO A CUSTOMER! WE'RE TOO BUSY TO GO! SO SHE THOUGHT SHE STRANDED ME IN CAIRD WHEN SHE FIRED ME, EH? JUST TO KEEP ME FROM SEEING HER NIECE! DICKIE DARE SWING, JERRY! YOU MADE IT! SHINNY UP TH' CHAIN, PAL, QUICK! YOU'RE NEXT DICKIE THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY THAT MAN IN THE BLACK CAPE WAS CHASING MR. REETOFF! WOW! I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT HIS TRUMPET IS INVOLVED IN THIS STRANGE BUSINESS! MR. REETOFF TOLD ME HIMSELF THAT THERE WAS MAGIC IN THE HORN! MAYBE IT EVEN HAS A CURSE ON IT! OH, DIANA! OH, DIANA! KITTY'S ON THE PHONE! I CAN'T TALK TO HER NOW, DAD! I'M BUSY WITH THE DISHES! JUST TELL HER I'LL CALL BACK—OKAY... OH, DIANA! KITTY'S ON THE PHONE! I CAN'T TALK TO HER NOW, DAD! I'M BUSY WITH THE DISHEE! JUST TELL HER I'LL CALL BACK TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS SOMEBODY IS ALWAYS TAKING THE JOY OUT OF LIFE BUT WHO WON THE MATCH! WHO WON THE MATCH! D'YA MEAN TO TELL ME YOU MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE AND STILL GOT BEAT AGAIN! 9-15 50 YOU SOLD MY SMALL SON ENOUGH HERRING SALAD TO FEED THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! SO— HERE'S YOUR SHARE! I'D LIKE TO MOVE OUT OF THIS APARTMENT, BUT THE LANDLADY WON'T CANCEL MY LEASE! DO YOU THINK THIS WILL MAD ENOUGH TO MAKE MOVE? I THINK I'LL GET SOME FRESH AIR! WAIT! I'LL GO WITH YOU, OAKY! DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? SURE I DO, POMONA! I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO SING! DON'T BE SILLY, OAKY... YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SING! PRINCESS, PRINCE GIVE ME YOUR TRUE... SO SHE THOUGHT SHE TRANDED ME IN CAIRD WHEN SHE FIRED ME, EH? JUST TO KEEP ME FROM SEEING HER NIECE! LA BELLE COLUMBIA AND HER FLYING TUB! ... AND HER SMUG NEW PILOT! THIS WAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THEIR UNTIMELY END! HOW DO YOU LIKE FLYING THIS SHIP YOUNG MAN? SO SHE THOUGHT SHE TRANDED ME IN CAIRD WHEN SHE FIRED ME, EH? JUST TO KEEP ME FROM SEEING HER NIECE! LA BELLE COLUMBIA AND HER FLYING TUB! AND HER SMUG NEW PILOT! THIS WAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THEIR UNTIMELY END! HOW DO YOU LIKE FLYING THIS SHIP, YOUNG MAN? YOU'RE NEXT DICKIE— OKAY HANK, HERE I COME! HURRY DOWN THERE--MY ARMS---CANT HOLD YOU— HEY HURRY, HURRY, CAN'T HOLD---- YOU'RE LETTIN' GO, DICKIE! WHAT? MR. REETOFF TOLD ME HIMSELF THAT THERE WAS MAGIC IN THE HORN! MAYBE IT EVEN HAS A CURSE ON IT! WELL...LET'S JUST DON'T STAND HERE! TIME'S UP, TODD! REETOFF ISN'T HERE NOW GO OUT AND GYOURSELF ANOTHER TRUMPET PLAYER! JUST TELL HER I'LL CALL BACK— OKAY... AND DID SHE HAVE FUN ON HER DATE LAST NIGHT—and OH, YES—TELL HER I'M GOING TO THE DANCE NEXT SATURDAY...AND DID SHE BUY THAT DRESS AND ETC--- THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, TUBBY. I HAD A VERY ENJOYABLE EVENING. JUST TELL HER I'LL CALL BACK— OKAY... AND DID SHE HAVE FUN ON HER DATE LAST NIGHT—and OH, YES—TELL HER I'M GOING TO THE DANCE NEXT SATURDAY... AND DID SHE BUY THAT DRESS AND ETC—ETC— EEN TEENS By Stookie Allen Unknown to the public but famous among the great musicians, this kid is called, "The Genius violinist of tomorrow." Only 14, Mike has played for George Szell of Philadelphia, Rodzinsky, Fritz Reiner, Koussevitzky, Stokowski and Mitropoulos. The Who's who of music call him, "Fantastic." Now Mike has been signed for a nation-wide radio program. Mike likes to tinker with engines. His big ambition is to be 18 and get a driver's license! YES, MISS FORREST, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR GREAT MARKSMANSHIP THAT WITH ONE SHOT, CUT THE STRING THAT DROPPED THE TENNIS NET OVER THOSE FIENDS JUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO TAKE ME FOR A RIDE! I CAN SEE YOU HAVEN't WORKED IN THAT SHOOTING GALLERY ALL THIS TIME FOR NOTHING! AW, IT EASY, PETER SO THAT'S HOW IT ALL HAPPENED! PETERS HAD RIGGED THAT NET UP AND Suspended it from ceiling by a single strand... Then at a given shot, little sure shot cut the cord with one shot, droppin net over Peters' now-helldess tormentors!! DO YOU THINK THIS WILL GET HER MAD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME MOVE? STOMP CLOMP! COPYRIGHT, 1930, McCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE DID I HEAR BARN DANCING UP HERE? WHY IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I'VE GARLRYMAN STOMP STAMP PRINCESS, PRINCESS, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER TRUE... Reg. U. S. Pat. Off. AP Newspapers DON'T KEEP ME WAIT-ING FOR A KISS OR TWO!... OOH! HE'S A CROONER! G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! SHE'S A SWOoner! MILK RUN, MRS. COLUMBIA! QUITE AIRWORTHY... AND A PRE-WAR JOB AT THAT! NATURALLY! DESIGNED BY MY DEAR, DEAR HUSBAND! BUT I KEEP A DEFLATED RUBBER RAFT IN ONE OF THESE CUSHIONS, JUST IN CASE... BUT A MOST GRACEFUL CRAFT!... I CALL HER "SWAN SONG"! MILK RUN, MRS. COLUMBIA! QUITE AIRWORTHY... AND A PRE-WAR JOB AT THAT! NATURALLY! DESIGNED BY MY DEAR, DEAR HUSBAND! BUT I KEEP A DEFLATED RUBBER RAFT IN ONE OF THESE CUSHIONS, JUST IN CASE... BUT A MOST GRACEFUL CRAFT!... I CALL HER, "SWAN SONG"! ISNT TIME FOR BOTH OF US TO CLIMB UP, SO ---- THANKS FOR SAVIN' WAGS-- GBYE! TIME'S UP, TODD! REETOFF ISN'T HERE NOW GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF ANOTHER TRUMPET PLAYER! ANY TRUMPET PLAYER! THE BAND REHEARSAL STUDIO IS RIGHT DOWN THE HALL! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, TUBBY. I HAD A VERY ENJOYABLE EVENING. AW, GEE. DON'T EVEN MENTION IT, DIANA. WELL... I WON'T KEEP YOU... I'LL SAY GOODNIGHT, NOW. BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU MUST BE SIMPLY FAMISHED, TODO. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, TUBBY. I HAD A VERY ENJOYABLE EVENING. AW, GEE. DON'T EVEN MENTION IT, DIANA. WELL...I WON'T KEEP YOU...I'LL SAY GOODNIGHT, NOW. BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU MUST BE SIMPLY FAMISHED, TDO. ANT TO THANK MARKSMANSHIP THAT STRING THAT DROPPED OSE FIENDS JUST AS ME FOR A RIDE! WORKED IN THAT THIS AW, IT WAS EASY, MR. PETERS! APPENED! PETERS HAD SUSPENDED IT FROM THE ROAD...THEN AT A GIVEN SIGNAL WITH ONE SHOT, DROPPING THE BOSS TORMENTORS!! HELLO, MISTER PETERS! HI, BOSS! HELLO, MR. PETERS! HI EVERYBODY! 9-16 WORRIES AFTER PETERS' RUN-IN WITH THE FORTUNE TELLER HE BECAME QUITE POPULAR AROUND THE AMUSEMENT PARK! EVERYTHING WENT SMOOTHLY AND SOON THE REAL BOSS RETURNED AND PETERS TURNED HIS JOB OVER TO HIM AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER...AT LEAST FOR THE WEEK END.