anaheim-gazette 1950-09-08

ALFRED IF ALFRED EVER GETS ON TELEVISION ILL GIVE YOU $20 FOR A NEW HAT! BE A TV ACTOR DRAMA STATION MNS BEAT IT, YOU LUNKHEAD! YOU'RE RUINING THE SCENE! OAKY DOAKS BUT, AUNT WANDA, I DON'T WANTA FIGHT HIM AGAIN! THE NEXT TIME HE MIGHT K-KILL ME! AN' IF YE DON'T FIGHT HIM I'LL KILL YE... DEAD! BUT, DON'T WORRY... SIR OAKY'S GONNA BE LIKE A STRAW MAN! SCORCHY SMITH AND NOW I HELP BELLE COLUMBIA HOP TO CAPRI... ...AND TRY TO DISCOVER WHO FED HER ARSENIC! SHE'S A LOVABLE OLD CHARACTER...THE POISONER MUST BE YOU HAVE A MATCH, SIR? I SAW YOU STUDYING, BELLE COLUMBIA'S WINGED BATHTUB... ?!? ...I'M HER NEW PILOT! SCORCHY SMITH AND NOW I HELP BELLE COLUMBIA HOP TO CAPRI... ...AND TRY TO DISCOVER WHO FED HER ARSENIC! SHE'S A LOVABLE OLD CHARACTER...THE POISONER MUST BE A REAL HEEL! YOU HAVE A MATCH, SIR? I SAW YOU STUDYING, BELLE COLUMBIA'S WINGED BATHTUB... ?!? ...I'M HER NEW PILOT! DICKIE DARE I'M GONNA BE FIRST! OR IS HE? WAGS HAS PAST HIS MASTER NOW AND IS SCRAMBLING TO THE SUMMIT FOR A TRIUMPHANT INSTANT HE IS SILHOUETTED AGAINST THE SKY ------ THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY BLOO-DI-A TA-DI-A I'M SORRY TO BUTT IN BUT IF YOU'RE RUEBEN REETOFF, THEY'RE EXPECTING YOU AT THE STUDIO! SHHHH! JUST LISTEN! OH, DIANA! ...YOU ORDERED A NEW WINTER COAT AND WONDER HOW ATTRACTIVE YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK IN IT... ...AND YOU ORDERED A NEW WASHING MACHINE AND ELECTRIC OVEN — AND WONDER HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR KITCHEN IS GOING TO LOOK! SO?!?! WHAT ABOUT IT?? OH, NOTHING—NOTHING— OH, DIANA! ... YOU ORDERED A NEW WINTER COAT AND WONDER HOW ATTRACTIVE YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK IN IT... ... AND YOU ORDERED A NEW WASHING MACHINE AND ELECTRIC OVEN — AND WONDER HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR KITCHEN IS GOING TO LOOK! SO?!P... WHAT ABOUT IT P? OH, NOTHING—NOTHING— TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS STORE TOONERVILLE HOARDING PURCHASES HERE 9-8-50 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, Sept. 8, 1930 AT IT, YOU LUNKHEAD! YOU'RE RUINING SCENE! TV MNS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SITE TO OPERATE A SMALL CHEMICAL LABORATORY? CHAMBER OF COMMERCE JUST FOLLOW THE MARKED ON THE MASK BE IDEAL FOR T, DON'T WORRY... SIR KY'S GONNA BE LIKE STRAW AN!... I'LL SOFTEN HIM UP SO GOOD THET YE KIN KNOCK HIM DOWN WITH YER LITTLE FINGER! NOW, LANNY, I'LL PUT SOME O' THIS MAGIC POTION IN THIS HERE BOTTLE!... AN' YE TAKE IT TO T SERVICE ENTRANCE O' TH' ROYAL CASTLE AN' GIVE IT TO MERTON! SAW YOU DYING, BELLE LUMBIA'S INGED HTUB... ?!? I'M HER NEW PILOT! TCH-TCH-TCH!...BUT NOT FOR LONG, MY FRIEND! YOU WILL BE SURPRISED THAT LIFE CAN BE SO SHORT! I HAVE TO PHONE A FRIEND... THEN WE'RE OFF FOR CAPRI, MRS. COLUMBIA! SUDAIR AIR, YOU KNOW W GOTTA GO THROUGH S SNOW!" B MANAGER. SAW YOU DYING, BELLE COLUMBIA'S INGED THTUB... ?!? ...I'M HER NEW PILOT! TCH-TCH-TCH!...BUT NOT FOR LONG, MY FRIEND! YOU WILL BE SURPRISED THAT LIFE CAN BE SO SHORT! I HAVE TO PHONE A FRIEND...THEN WE'RE OFF FOR CAPRI, MRS. COLUMBIA! SUDAIR AIR YOU KNOW GOTTA GO THROUGH SNOW! MANAGER, YIPE YIPE R A TRIUMPHANT STANT HE IS LHOUETTED BAINST THE KY WAGS, WATCH YOURSELF -- OM! coulton wavon IT'S A BIRD AFTER WAGS THAT BIRD MUST HAVE A NES NEARBY SHE GAINS ALTITUDE SHH-HH! JUST LISTEN! SIGH IT'S THE PRETTIEST MUSIC I EVER HEARD! YEARS? HA! WE WERE COMPLETE STRANGERS A FEW MOMENTS AGO YOUR PUPIL PLAYS SUCH BEAUTIFUL MUSIC YOU MUST HAVE SPENT 4 YEARS TEACHING HIM! WELL—HOW DID YOU KIDS ENJOY THE MOVIE? SWELL, DAD ONLY SLURP COULDN'T SEE VERY WELL. THE LADY SITT FRONT OF ME WEARING A BL FANCY HAT AND REFUSED TO RE IT—and WE CO CHANGE OUR E BECAUSE THEATER WA CROWDED. PIP... WHAT OUT IT PPP? OH, NOTHING-NOTHINGEXCEPT THAT I WONDER HOW I'M GOING TO PAY FOR THEM!!! KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen EXTERMINATOR JULIA TOOK UP BUG EXTERMINATING TO GET MONEY FOR COLLEGE. IN AN OLD JEEP SHE TRAVELED AROUND SHREVEPORT, LA., SPRAYING BARNS AND COOPS. SHE DID SO WELL THAT SHE RULED OUT COLLEGE AND STUCK TO HER JOB. JULIA IS NOW TAKING FLYING LESSONS SO SHE CAN BE A CROP DUSTER! 9-9-50 WELL—HOW DID YOU KIDS ENJOY THE MOVIE? SWELL, DAD... ONLY SLURP COULDN'T SEE VERY WELL. THE LADY SITTED FRONT OF ME WEARING A BI-FANCY HAT AND REFUSED TO REIT—and WE COULD CHANGE OUR EBECAUSE THE THEATER WA-CROWDED. NOW, MR. PETERS, I FEEL SURE YOU REALIZE WE MEAN BUSINESS!...YOU'RE GOING BYE BYE WITH US... I WANT YOU TO WALK THAT DOOR AND DO ANY FUNNY TRICKS THROUGH THE AMUSEPARK...PETE AND I BE ONLY TWO STEPS BEHIND YOU!! OH THIS IS TERRIBLE!...PETERS IS BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE!! – DO SOMETHING SOMEBODY!! … BUT WHO CAN POSSIBLY KNOW THE PLIGHT OF OUR FRIEND? JUST FOLLOW THE LINE IVE MARKED ON THE MAP—IT SHOULD BE IDEAL FOR YOU! CARL RYMAN AN' YE TAKE IT TO TH' SERVICE ENTRANCE O' TH' ROYAL CASTLE AN' GIVE IT TO MERTON! WHO'S MERTON? MERTON IS MY UNDERCOVER MAN! WHEN I GIT TO BE QUEEN HE EXPECTS TO BE MY MINISTER O' MAYHEM! AN' WHEN MERTON GITS TH' POTION HE'LL SEE THAT SIR OAKY GITS IT--RIGHT IN TH' TUMMY! SUDAIR AIRLINES! "IF YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GOTTA GO...WE FLY THROUGH SAND OR SNOW!" BINX THE MANAGER, SPEAKING! BINX? SCORCH! THE LI'L WIDOW LADY WANTS TO TAKE OFF NOW SO MAYBE I'LL MISS YOUR WEDDING UNLESS I CAN HOP BACK FOR THE BIG EVENT... OH, OH! SO SHE'S A LI'L WIDOW, EH? WATCH YOUR STEP, SCORCH!...OR SHALL I ARRANGE NOW FOR A DOUBLE WEDDING...?!? SUDAIR AIRLINES! "IF YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GOTTA GO...WE FLY THROUGH SAND OR SNOW!" BINX THE MANAGER, SPEAKING! BINX? SCORCH! THE LIL WIDOW LADY WANTS TO TAKE OFF NOW SO MAYBE I'LL MISS YOUR WEDDING UNLESS I CAN HOP BACK FOR THE BIG EVENT... OH, OH! SO SHE'S A LI'L WIDOW, EH? WATCH YOUR STEP, SCORCH!...OR SHALL I ARRANGE NOW FOR A DOUBLE WEDDING...?!? THAT BIRD MUST HAVE A NEST NEARBY! SHE GAINS ALTITUDE SKREE P.I? -- AND ZOOMS DOWN IN A POWER DIVE YEARS? HA! WE WERE COMPLETE STRANGERS UNTIL A FEW MOMENTS AGO! WHY THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF MAGIC!!! AH YES IT'S THE MAGIC OF REETOFF'S HORN! THE LADY SITTING IN FRONT OF ME WAS WEARING A BIG, FANCY HAT AND SHE REFUSED TO REMOVE IT—AND WE COULDN'T CHANGE OUR SEATS BECAUSE THE THEATER WAS SO CROWDED. WHAT DID YOU DO? AS WE LEFT, SLURP FOUND ONE OF HER SHOES ON THE FLOOR AND TURNED IT IN AT THE BOX OFFICE. ONLY SHE WAS STILL SITTING THERE WATCHING THE SHOW! THE LADY SITTING IN FRONT OF ME WAS WEARING A BIG, FANCY HAT AND SHE REFUSED TO REMOVE IT—AND WE COULDN'T CHANGE OUR STATS BECAUSE THE THEATER WAS SO CROWDED. WHAT DID YOU DO? AS WE LEFT, SLURP FOUND ONE OF HER SHOES ON THE FLOOR AND TURNED IT IN AT THE BOX OFFICE. ONLY SHE WAS STILL SITTING THERE WATCHING THE SHOW! I WANT YOU TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND DON'T TRY ANY FUNNY TRICKS AS WE GO THROUGH THE AMUSEMENT PARK... PETE AND I WILL BE ONLY TWO STEPS BEHIND YOU!! OH... WAIT... PLEASE... JUST A SECOND... BEFORE YOU TAKE ME FOR A RIDE I WANT TO GET A... NEVER MIND WHAT YOU WANT... YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANYTHING VERY MUCH LONGER—GET MOVING!! RIBLE!... PETERS EN FOR A RIDE!! ING SOMEBODY!!! POSSIBLY KNOW THE R FRIEND? JUST AS PETERS STALLED THE TWO CULPRITS FOR A MOMENT THERE WAS THE TINKLE, OF SHATTERING GLASS AND THE SCREAM OF A SMALL CALIBER RIFLE SHOT AS IT DUG INTO THE WALL OVER THEIR HEADS