anaheim-gazette 1950-09-01

ALFRED YOU'LL SAVE ME THE EXPENSE OF RE-DECORATING BY DOING SOME FINGER-PAINTING PICTURES FOR ME? FINE, ALFRED! I SET I'LL BE OVERWHELMED WHEN I GET BACK! OAKY DOAKS AS OAKY AND TWO-LANCE LANNY SPEED TOWARD EACH OTHER OUR HERO'S NOBLE STEED SUDDENLY SWERVES, AND... SCORCHY SMITH YOUNG MR. SMITH IS JUST THE MAN I NEED! YOU POLICE SEEM TO KNOW ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE! I'M VERY GRATEFUL, OLD FRIEND! TUT,-TUT, MRS. COLUMBIA! YOUR HUSBAND WAS VERY HELPFUL TO ME WHEN HE WAS STATIONED IN CAIRDO! AND YOUNG MR. SMITH'S SUCH A MODEST BOY, TOO COMMISSIONER! SCORCHY SMITH YOUNG MR. SMITH IS JUST THE MAN I NEED! YOU POLICE SEEM TO KNOW ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE! I'M VERY GRATEFUL, OLD FRIEND! TUT-TUT, MRS. COLUMBIA! YOUR HUSBAND WAS VERY HELPFUL TO ME WHEN HE WAS STATIONED IN CAIRO! AND YOUNG MR. SMITH'S SUCH A MODEST BOY, TOO COMMISSIONER! DICKIE DARE POOR DICKIE-HE'S THINKING THAT THIS DREAM OF A COLLEGE EDUCATION IS GOING, BITE MY BITE-- WILL YOU 'SCUSE ME, DAN? WAGS AN'I NEED SOME FRESH AIR THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY HEY, YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM! SURE! THAT'S BECAUSE SHE ISN'T PAMELLA, THE POPCOAN GIRL, ANYMORE! YES, SWATTO THAT PAMELLA DISAPPEARED THIS MORNING ON TELEVISION! REMEMBER THE PSYCHIATRIST TELLING YOU THAT WHEN YOU FOUND YOUR TRUE LOVE, THE HECKLER WOULD VANISH? OH, DIANA! WHY DO YOU MAKE SUCH UGLY FACES WHEN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS? ACH-! BECAUSE I JUST DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF THEM, DAD. WELL--! THAT CERTAINLY MAKES SENSE!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, WHY IN TARNATION ARE YOU EATING THEM!??? OH, DIANA! WHY DO YOU MAKE SUCH UGLY FACES WHEN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS? ACH-! BECAUSE I JUST DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF THEM, DAD. WELL--! THAT CERTAINLY MAKES SENSE!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, WHY IN TARNATION ARE YOU EATING THEM!?? CRUNCH TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS HEY, ALF! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW! NO SIRREE! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW, ED! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW (BEFORE WHAT? BEFORE ALL YOU CITY FOLKS GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG! LENS LADE YOUNGEST NEWSPAPER TOGRAPHER THAT WE KNOW DANNY CROSSLEY WHO SENSATIONAL PICTURES MILTON, PA., PAPER. ALSO HAS HIS OWN PHONE BUSINESS. ?-1-50 (Released by The Bull Press, Inc.) Anaheim Gazette Friday, September 1, 1950 RITZ DECORATING STUDIOS THE UNTILLY IF DALSE YOU DON'T APPROVE OF MODERN STYLES? THE BEACH SHOPPE WELL WEAR YOU SUIT IF YOU'RE MAKING A GREAT YOURSELF THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE THIS, MISTER! YOU SURE DID A JOB WITH IT! AND YOUNG MR. SMITH'S SUCH A MODEST BOY, TOO COMMISSIONER! WELL, YES, HE IS...ISN'T HE? WELL...ER! WHAT IS IT YOU EXPECT OF ME, MRS. COLUMBIA! AND YOUNG MR. SMITH'S SUCH A MODEST BOY, TOO COMMISSIONER! WELL, YES, HE IS...ISN'T HE? WILL YOU SCUSE ME, DAN? WAGS AN'I NEED SOME FRESH AIR COMBINATION PRESIDENT 'AN' KING O' MY OWN TROPIC ISLAND! -AN' THEY'RE CHEWIN' THAT DREAM TO BITS! REMEMBER THE PSYCHIATRIST TELLING YOU THAT WHEN YOU FOUND YOUR TRUE LOVE, THE HECKLER WOULD VANISH? YEAH...THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE PSYCHIATRIST DAME TOLD ME! BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW? FINAL GREAT SWATTO ON HOME RUN RAMPAGE AGAIN FENCES TAKE BEATING IN TWIN-BILL SWATTO GO-HOME IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, WHY IN TARNATION ARE YOU EATING THEM?? CAUSE THEY MAKE ME SO VERY THIRSTY AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE CHERRY SODA! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, WHY IN TARNATION ARE YOU EATING THEM?? CAUSE THEY MAKE ME SO VERY THIRSTY. AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE CHERRY SODA! KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen LENS LAD YOUNGEST NEWSPAPER PHOTOGRAPHER THAT WE KNOW OF IS DANNY CROSSLEY WHO SNAPS SENSATIONAL PICTURES FOR THE MILTON, PA., PAPER. DANNY ALSO HAS HIS OWN PHOTO BUSINESS. I'm in a dark room so much I feel like an owl! Danforth Crossley (17) HE TAKES PHOTOS OF WEDDINGS, MAKES BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS CARDS AND DOES DEVELOPING AND PRINTING. WHEN DANNY ENTERS COLLEGE SOON HE WILL GO LOADED—WITH HIS OWN MONEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE... WHO ARE YOU... WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHY MR. PETERS, YOU ARE AT ALL FLATTERING TO LADY'S BEAUTY! PERH I CAN REFRESH YOUR MEMORY... JUST A MINUTE — WATCH CLOSE WELL FER!!! YOU'RE... YOU'RE THAT GOSH DERNED FORTUNE TELLER!! YES — THE FORTUNE TELLER!! WONDER WHAT YOU CAN DO A LITTLE MAKE-UP PETERS HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH A TRICK IN HIS LIFE! IF THIS SHE-DEMON IS CAPABLE OF SUCH TRICKER NO TELLING WHAT KIND OF A DEAL SHE HA COOKED UP FOR HIM —!! WELL WEAR YOUR OLD SUIT IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF MAKING A SPECTACLE OR YOURSELF! DRESSING ROOMS CIRCLE 9-2 COPYRIGHT 1930 MICCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE NKS FOR LETTING ME THIS, MISTER! YOU SURE DID A JOB WITH IT! IF YE DARE TO TELL ANYBODY WOT HAPPENED HERE, I'LL... I...I WON'T BREATHE IT TO A S-SOUL! NOT EVEN SIR OAKY DOAKS CAN UNHORSE TWO-LANCE LANNY WITH A BUTTERFLY NET AND GET AWAY WITH IT--I HOPE! WHY, JUST TO FLY MY LITTLE PLANE AND... AND BE REASONABLY USEFUL! YOUR MAIN JOB IS AS BODYGUARD! REMEMBER, SOMEBODY IN CAPRI HAS BEEN TRVING TO POISON MRS. COLUMBIA! YOU SAID "CAPRI VACATION WITH PAY!" WHY'NT YOU WARN ME I'D BE NURSE TO AN OLD LADY?!? TUT, TUT, SMITH! SHE HAS A VERY PRETTY NIECE! WHY, JUST TO FLY MY LITTLE PLANE AND...AND BE REASONABLY USEFUL! YOUR MAIN JOB IS AS BODYGUARD! REMEMBER, SOMEBODY IN CAPRI HAS BEEN TRVING TO POISON MRS. COLUMBIA! YOU SAID "CAPRI VACATION WITH PAY!" WHY'NT YOU WARN ME I'D BE NURSE TO AN OLD LADY!! TUT, TUT, SMITH! SHE HAS A VERY PRETTY NIECE! GUESS SO! WHEN IT COMES TO EATIN', A GUY CAN'T BE CHEWZY! HEY, WAIT, WAGS, I SEE SOMETHIN'! I CAN'T STOP EM EATIN' MY MONEY BUT I'M STILL THEIR BOSS! THEY'RE GOIN' TO PAY FOR THAT FOOD, AN' PAY, AN' PAY! HARYA, MISTER MATE NO DICKIE! C'MON, WE'RE GONNA PLAY BALL! FALL IN! WHACK News Extra SWATTO NEARS 60-HOMER MARK NO MORE SLUMPS FOR OL SWATTO! GONNA MARRY MYSELF TO A GOOD PSYCHIATRIST! GEE...BASEBALL IS THE MOST INTERESTING GAME!! WHY MR. PETERS YOU AREN'T AT ALL FLATTERING TO A LADY'S BEAUTY! PERHAPS CAN REFRESH YOUR MEMORY! JUST A MINUTE - WATCH CLOSELY— ALL RIGHT...SO YOU'RE THAT OLD HAG. THE FORTUNE TELLER!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE...WHAT'RE YOU BOTHERIN' ME FOR? YOU DISREGARDED MY WARNING TO LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER--FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR GOOD HEALTH--MR. PETERS!! YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT VOLUNTARILY... NOW I'M AFRAID YOU'VE MADE IT DIFFICULT FOR ALL OF US!! OH, PETE!! HER SUDDEN TRANSFORMATION OF HERSELF FROM AN EXOTIC LOOKING WOMAN INTO AN OLD HAG FORTUNE TELLER AND THEN BACK AGAIN HAD COMPLETELY UNNERVED PETERS... AND NOW, IN ANSWER TO HER CALL... A SHUFFLING IN THE HALL.