anaheim-gazette 1950-08-18

ALFRED RUN DOWN TO THE DELICATESSEN AND GET 20 CENTS WORTH OF POTATO SALAD, ALFRED! YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER TO GET 20 CENTS WORTH, OR 20 POUNDS? WELL, WE'D BETTER PLAY SAFE, EH! THAT'S ENOUGH POTATO SALAD TO START A STOR GET IT OUT OF HERE AND MY MONEY BACK! OAKY DOAKS I'M NOT ON IT! HEY! GET OFF MY SWORD! 8-18 BUT I'LL HELP YOU GET OFF IT! BOP! BAP! SCORCHY SMITH YOU PEOPLE ARE OKAY! NO INDICATION OF RADIATION POISONING! BUT I WANT TO EXAMINE YOU AGAIN! DAD ?!! HM-M! DRY SKIN, HIGH TEMPERATURE! DO YOU GET DIZZY NAUSEA HEADACHE? UH... Y-YES! D-DON'T TELL US D-DAD'S GOT RADIATION SICKNESS?!? SCORCHY SMITH YOU PEOPLE ARE OKAY! NO INDICATION OF RADIATION POISONING! BUT I WANT TO EXAMINE YOU AGAIN! DAD ??! HM-M! DRY SKIN, HIGH TEMPERATURE! DO YOU GET DIZZY? NAUSEA? HEADACHE? UH... Y-YES! D-DON'T TELL US D-DAD'S GOT RADIATION SICKNESS??! DICKIE DARE ENGINE, IF YOU THINK I'M LICKED YOU'VE GOT A WRENCH COMING HEY, CAP'N. I FOUND A BOOK TELLS YOU EVERTHING ABOUT ENGINES -- 'LET'S TAKE HER RIGHT APART. ENGINES ARE MY HOBBY, SIR. THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY EVERYBODY'S GLAD THAT MY SUSPENSION IS OVER! SPORTS SWATTO RETURNS TO LINE UP TOMORROW BUT I'M NOT! NOT WHILE THAT HECKLER WITH THE KISS-VOICE IS STILL AT LARGE! HERE'S A MESSAGE FOR YOU, MISTER TOMKINS! OH, DIANA! HOME AT LAST, THAT WAS A NICE LONG WALK, WASN'T IT SUSAN? HELLO, MOMS! WE'RE BACK! BOY--DID WE HAVE FF NE HAD HOT DOGS, CREAM, CANDY, POPCETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETH-CETHER-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-LENGTH-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length-Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Length_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_Llength_ HOME AT LAST, THAT WAS A NICE LONG WALK, WASN'T IT SUSAN? HELLO, MOMS! WE'RE BACK! BOY—DID WE HAVE FRIES WE HAD HOT DOGS, I CREAM, CANDY, POPCORN ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC—ETC TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THEIR STAGE SHOW AIN'T SO GOOD, BUT OUT HERE…… SUMMER PLAY HOUSE 8-18-50 Angelo Viana ARTHUR GODFREY HAD ANGELO ON HIS RADIO PROGRAM THEN PERSUADED CHARLIE MILLE THE FAMOUS MAINE HUNTING GUIDE, TO TAKE HIM ON A TWO-WEEKS' TRIP. QUITE A TREAT FOR A LAD RAISED IN NEW YORK'S TENEMENTS. 8-18- Anaheim Gazette. Friday, August 18, 1950 THAT'S ENOUGH POTATO SALAD TO START A STORE. GET IT OUT OF HERE AND GET MY MONEY BACK! CARL RYMAN FRESH POTATO SALAD 40¢ POUND SEE OUR NEW POLICY INSURES YOU AGAINST DAMAGE BY PAINT, MUD, etc. AGENTS WANTED I'VE NEVER BEEN BY ANYTHING IN NOW BUT IF YOU THINK BOP! OOH! YOUR MAJESTY! OW! GEE, YOUR MAJESTY, YOU DIDN'T NEED ME! OAKY, I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED! YOU'RE NEVER AROUND WHEN I NEED YOU! LOOKIT THE BLACK EYE! ISN'T IT HONEYY DID IT ALL BY MYSELF! D-DON'T TELL US D-DAD'S GOT RADIATION SICKNESS? NO-NO! JUST DEHYDRATED! TOO MUCH SUN! GO TO BED TAKE IT EASY AND DRINK PLENTY OF LUKEWARM SALT WATER! OH FINE! BUT IF THOSEGUYS WITH THE GADGER KAYO THE DC3 SUDAIR DIES! CHEER UP, BINX! THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU WON'T DIE OF RADIATION SICKNESS TODAY! HERE COMS OLD PAL THE COMMISSIONER SMILING! MAYBE YOU LOSE ALL. D-DON'T TELL US D-DAD'S GOT RADIATION SICKNESS?! NO-NO! JUST DEHYDRATED! TOO MUCH SUN! GO TO BED, TAKE IT EASY AND DRINK PLENTY OF LUKEWARM SALT WATER! O-OHH! ...HUH?!? INGINES ARE MY HOBBY, SIR YOU'RE A HANDY KID HANK WORK WILL LICK ANYTHING, HANK! WORK UP AN APPETITE, BOYS, AND YOU CAN LICK YOUR BOOTS HERE'S A MESSAGE FOR YOU, MISTER TOMKINS! Swatto—Patsy's Show today is a Must Else your Comeback be a Bust! BOY—DID WE HAVE FUN! WE HAD HOT DOGS, ICE CREAM, CANDY, POPCORN, ETC—ETC—ETC... OH FINE! BUT IF THOSE GUYS WITH THE GADGET KAYO THE PC3, SUDAIR DIES! CHEER UP, BINX! THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU WON'T DIE OF RADIATION SICKNESS TODAY! HERE COMES OLD PAL THE COMMISSIONER SAILING! MAYBE YOU LOSE ALL OKAY, DAN LET'S GUN HER! THAT ENGINES IN PERFECT SHAPE DICKIE, HANK'S TAKEN THAT ENGINE APART PIECE BY PIECE AND PUT IT TOGETHER AGAIN ACCORDING TO THE BOOK "As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean" HERE WE GO AGAIN FOLKS...MAYBE TODAY SOMEONE WILL GUESS THE "MYSTERY VOICE!" CONTESTANTS R-R-I-N-G! R-R-I-N-G! BOY—DID WE HAVE FUN! WE HAD HOT DOGS, ICE CREAM, CANDY, POPCORN, ETC—ETC—ETC KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen (GODFREY) HERO YOUNGEST HERO IN AMERICA IS ANGELO VIANA, 11. A 75-POUND BOY SCOUT, ANGELO DOVE INTO NEW YORK'S DANGEROUS EAST RIVER AND RESCUED A 205-POUND WOMAN! TELL ME ANOTHER WHOPPER CHARLEY! THAT MUST BE THE DAME I'M LOOKING FOR... HELLLLLLO, MY FRIEND... -COME IN...COME INTO THE REALM OF THE KNOWING ONE!! LEARN THE SECRETS OF THE FUTURE…YOUR FUTURE!! FORTUNES TOLD PETERS DIDN'T LIKE THE OLD GAL'S LOOKS!...AND SHE ALREADY SEEMS TO KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT HIM FOR COM ...BUT HE'LL TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS GO SEE WHAT ELSE SHE HAS TO SAY— ARTHUR GODFREY HAD ANGELO ON HIS RADIO PROGRAM THEN RESUADED CHARLIE MILLER, THE FAMOUS MAINE HUNTGUIDE, TO TAKE HIM ON A TWO-WEEKS' TRIP. QUITE A TREAT FOR A HOD RAISED IN NEW YORK'S TENEMENTS. 8-18-50 AP Newspaper I'VE NEVER BEEN SPATTERED BY ANYTHING IN MY LIFE—BUT IF YOU THINK I NEED IT— MAY I BORROW YOUR PEN, SIR? CARL RYMAN LOOK IT THE BLACK EYE! ISN'T IT A HONEY AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF! I WANTA GO HOME! FATHER! DID YOU SELL THE KINGDOM TO THE SULTAN? NO, POMONA...THE TIGHTWAD ONLY OFFERED ME A MILLION BUCKS! BUT I MIGHT'VE TAKEN IT IF HE HADN'T CALLED ME A… EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION…A PIPSQUEAK! HERE COMES OUR OLD PAL THE POLICE COMMISSIONER...SMILING! SO MAYBE YOU WONT LOSE ALL! YOUR DC-3 IS CLEAN BINX...EXCEPT FOR THE LANDING GEAR! YOU'LL HAVE TO BURY THEM! WHAT? BUT THOSE TIRES ARE BRAND NEW!? GLAD TO SEE YOU, SMITH! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A VACATION IN CAPRI...WITH PAY? ...AND MAYBE YOU COULD DO A LITTLE JOB FOR ME ON THE SIDE? FINE! BUT HOSE GUYS THE GADGETS THE DC3 DAIR DIES! HERE COMES OUR OLD PAL THE POLICE COMMISSIONER... SMILING! SO MAYBE YOU WON'T LOSE ALL! YOUR DC-3 IS CLEAN BINX... EXCEPT FOR THE LANDING GEAR! YOU'LL HAVE TO BURY THEM! WHAT? BUT THOSE TIRES ARE BRAND NEW!? GLAD TO SEE YOU, SMITH! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A VACATION IN CAPRI... WITH PAY? ...AND MAYBE YOU COULD DO A LITTLE JOB FOR ME ON THE SIDE? OKAY DAN LET'S GUN HER! THAT ENGINES IN PERFECT SHAPE SPLUT --CEPT IT WON'T RUN! coulton waugh AN' NOT A SCRAP OF FOOD ABOARD! THERE'S A TEST FOR YOUR INTERNAL STUFFING, MR. DANIEL FLYNN! WE GO AGAIN MAYBE TODAY WE WILL GUESS MYSTERY VOICE!! YOU CONTESTANTS LISTEN CAREFULLY WHILE I GIVE YOU TODAY'S CLUE TO HIS IDENTITY! WHO NEEDS A CLUE? YES—THIS IS DIANA. WHAT?... YOU SAY I PROMISED TO GO TO THE CLUB DANCE WITH YOU NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT??? ...WHO IS THIS—DENNIS, HARRY, DAVE OR VINCENT...? YES — THIS IS DIANA. WHAT?... YOU SAY I PROMISED TO GO TO THE CLUB DANCE WITH YOU NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT?? WHO IS THIS — DENNIS, HARRY, DAVE OR VINCENT..? LLLLLO, MY FRIEND... COME IN... COME INTO THE REALM OF THE KNOWING ONE!! ARN THE SECRETS OF THE FUTURE... YOUR FUTURE!! AH, MY DEAR SOUL... IT IS A BLACK FUTURE I SEE FOR YOU... NOT A BRIGHT SPOT IN IT!!! NOTHING PLEASANT IS IN STORE FOR YOU!!! NOTHING!!! NOTHING BUT GRIM TRAGEDY... ONLY TRAGEDY — UNLESS— UNLESS WHAT? 8-19 AP Newsfeatures MORRIS