anaheim-gazette 1950-08-16
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ALFRED PUBLIC COUNSELLOR
ADVICE ON ALL PROBLEMS $1
I ALWAYS DREAM I'M GOING TO FALL-FALL! MAYBE IF I REALLY WOULD, I'D FEEL BETTER—
OAKY DOAKS
I DIDN'T BRING A BILLION BUCKS, YOUR MAJESTY!
YOU D-DIDN'T? BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD!
I'LL GIVE YOU MY CHECK FOR A MILLION BUCKS! IT'S ALL YOUR DINKY LITTLE KINGDOM IS WORTH! SIR! MY KINGDOM ISN'T DINKY! AND IT'S WORTH A BILLION TO ME!
YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK, ARE YOU REFUSING MY OFFER??
YO BAG OF WIND NOBODY IS GONNA ME A PIPSQ
SCORCHY SMITH
BINX, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THIS SHIP GEIGER TESTED! IF SHE IS RADIOACTIVE, SHE'S A FLYING COFFIN!!
BUT SHE JUST CAN'T BE DANGEROUS, I TELL YA! SUDAIR CAN'T AFFORD IT THAT WAY!
...NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT IT HERE! WE JUST CAM IN FROM A ROUTINE FLIGHT, SEE WE STROLL OUT CASUALLY AND
SCORCHY SMITH
BINX, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THIS SHIP GEIGER TESTED! IF SHE IS RADIOACTIVE, SHE'S A FLYING COFFIN!!
BUT SHE JUST CAN'T BE DANGEROUS, I TELL YA! SUDAIR CAN'T AFORD IT THAT WAY!
NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT IT HERE! WE JUST CAM IN FROM A ROUTINE FLIGHT, SEE WE STROLL OUT CASUALLY AND
DICKIE DARE
I'M COOK, CAP N, WOULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE REST OF THE FOOD IS KEPT?
CALL THE CREW, COOK!
MEN, DICKIE AND I WER'NT PREPARED TO FEED YOU--FOODS ALL GONE --OUR NEXT MEAL IS SNEAKER SOUP—
BUT DON'T WORRY LADS! RIO IS ONLY TEN SAILING HOURS AWAY WITH THIS FINE BREEZE
THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY
YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE INTO THAT POPCORN VENDORS UNIFORM?
THAT'S RIGHT!
NOW DON'T GO AWAY! I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS!
OH, DIANA!
OH, MOTHER! MY NEW HAT LOOKS SIMPLY LOVELY ON YOU! YOU MUST WEAR IT TO YOUR LADIES' MEETING TONIGHT!
DO YOU REALLY LIKE IT ON ME, DIANA?
LIKE IT!!? WHY, IT'S STUNNING! IT ACTUALLY MAKES YOU LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER!!
HONESTLY? THEN I DON'T THINK I'LL WEAR IT.
TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS
TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS
THE TROLLEY SKIPPER'S ABJECT FEAR OF THUNDERSTORMS
SHE'S BROKE DOWN!
I'M GOING UP TO THE GARAGE FOR A-ER-FUSE!
8-16-50
TOREADOR
THE LATEST SENSATION OF BRAIN'S BULL RINGS IS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL, JUST 19.
CARMELITA AMAZES THE FANS WITH HER ABILITY TO BEFUDD AND KILL FIERCE BULLS.
SHE GETS $2,500 FOR AN APPEARANCE!
Anaheim Gazette, Wednesday, August 16, 1950
CRASH!
SNAP
RIGHT. 1950. MICLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATION
I'LL SAY
YOU REFUSING
OFFER?!
BAG OF WIND! AND
NOBODY IS GONNA CALL
ME A PIPSQUEAK!
THAT'S A
FIGHTING WORD!
Nobody knows anything
if it here! WE JUST CAME
from a routine flight, see?
STROLL OUT CASUALLY AND...
PARDON, GENTLEMEN!
YOU ARE THE FAMOUS
INCOMING FLIGHT FROM
OPHIR, YES?
RECORD-BREAKER COMES HOME—Florence Chadwick
broke the women's English Channel swim record, leave
with her dad, Richard W. Chadwick, who's also her coach,
rival at LaGuardia Airport, New York. The 31-year-old Sego, Calif., secretary swam the channel in 13 hours and
utes, cracking Gertrude Ederle's 1926 record by more t
hour.
NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBORS
HMM...HOW WELL DO YOU
KNOW THIS FORTUNE TELLER
WHO TOLD YOU MY LIFE WAS
IN DANGER? SHE A
FRIEND OF YOURS?
OH, YES! HER BOOTH
RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
IN THE AMUSEMENT
I WORK IN THE SHOOT
GALLERY! WEVE BE
NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING
BUT IT HERE! WE JUST CAME
FROM A ROUTINE FLIGHT, SEE?
STROLL OUT CASUALLY AND...
PARDON, GENTLEMEN!
YOU ARE THE FAMOUS
INCOMING FLIGHT FROM
OPHIR, YES?
DON'T WORRY
OS! RIO IS
ILLY TEN
LING
URS
AY
H THIS
NE
EZE
THAT FRESH
FELLOW IS
ENTIRELY TOO
BREEZY--I'll
CALM HIM!
DEAD CALM
LIGHT BREEZE
FRESH
PRESTO...A DROP OF
A WIG AND IT'S ME
PAMELLA,THE
POPCORN GIRL!
WELL
I'LL BE A
JUMPIN'
JALOPY!
HONESTLY?
THEN I DON'T
THINK I'LL
WEAR IT.
I JUST DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF
PUTTING ON.TEN YEARS EVERY
TIME I TAKE MY HAT OFF!
NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBORS
HMM...HOW WELL DO YOU
KNOW THIS FORTUNE TELLER
WHO TOLD YOU MY LIFE, WAS
IN DANGER? SHE A
FRIEND OF YOURS?
OH, YES! HER BOOTH
RIGHT NEXT TO MINNE
IN THE AMUSEMENT
I WORK IN THE SHOOT
GALLERY! WE'VE BE
QUITE FRIENDLY! SHE
OLDER...SORT OF TRE
ME LIKE A DAUGHTER
PETERS IS TRYING TO BE NONCHALANT ABOUT
THIS WHOLE BUSINESS OF HIS BEING IN DANGER---BUT
WE KNOW OUR MAN HE'S REALLY WORRIED SINCE HE
NEARLY GOT CLUNKED BY THAT FALLING ELECTRIC SIG
TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
TEENS By Stoookie Allen
TOREADOR
THE LATEST SENSATION OF PAIN'S BULL RINGS IS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL, JUST 19.
CARMELITA AMAZES THE FANS WITH HER ABILITY TO BEFUDDLE AND KILL FIERCE BULLS.
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT. YOU'RE TOO PRETTY!
Carmelita Rosado
HER DAD WANTED A SON WHO WOULD BE A GREAT MATADOR.
WHEN SHE ARRIVED INSTEAD CARMELITA DECIDED NOT TO LET HIM DOWN--AND DIDN'T!
RADIO AND TELEVISION
KLAC ... 570 KIEV ... 870 KNX ... 1070 KGER ... 1390
KFI ... 640 KHJ ... 920 KXLA ... 1110KTED ... 1520
KMPC ... 710 KFWB ... 980 KFOX ... 1280 KOWL ... 1580
KECA ... 790 KFVD ... 1020 KFAC ... 1330 KPMO ... 1600
The following programs are compiled from reports provided by the broadcasters.
We assume no responsibility for the last minute changes on their part.—T.E.D.
WEDNESDAY P. M.
5:00 P. M.
KLAC—Fred Henry
KFI—Feature Wire
KMPC—KTED—News
KECA—News
KHJ—Crowells Nest
KFWB—Red Rowe
KNX—Larry Lesuer
KFAC—Serenade
5:15
KLAC-KTED—Music
KMPC—Up Swing
KECA—Happy Theater
KFI—News
KNX—Tom Harmon
5:30
KFI—Casa Cugat
KMPC—Hits
KECA—Superman
KHJ—B-Bar-B-Riders
KNX—Chet Huntley
KPAC—Whoa Bill Club
KTED—Norman Clotter
5:45
KLAC—Sam Balter
KFI—Elmer Peterson
KMPC—Top Tunes
KNX—Frank Goss
6:00 P. M.
KLAC-KFWB—News
KECA-KMPC—News
KFI—Dangerous Assignment
KHJ—Gabriel Heater
KNX—Pays to Be Ignorant
KFAC—Prelude to Eve
KTED-Spts. K. Manning
6:15
KLAC—Al Jarvis
KMPC—Bob Kelley
KHJ—News Reel
KECA—Weaver, News
KFWB—Sports
KTED-3 Suns,
6:30
KMPC—Del Mar
KFI—Plano Quartetta
KHJ—Answer Man
KECA-Hannibal Job
KFWB-Amer. Dances
KNX-Robert Q. Lewis
KFAC-KTED-Music
6:45
KHJ-Sam Hayes
7:00 P. M.
KLAC-News, 570 Club
KFI-Big Story
KMPC-Words & Music News
KECA-Lone Ranger
KHJ-John Steele
KNX-Orchestra
KPAC-Twilight Hour
KTED-Old New Orleans
7:30
KFI-Richard Diamond
KECA-Dr. I. Q.
KHJ-Cisco Kid
KFWB-Music
KNX-Music Hall
KPAC-Echoes Encore
KTED-U. S. Marines
7:45
KFWB-Rosary Hour
KTED-Leibert, Organ
8:00 P. M.
KLAC-News, Dugout Dope
KFI-1 Man's Family
KMPC-Southland Story
KHJ-Name That Song
KECA-Reserve
KNX-News
KTED-Music
8:15
KLAC-Baseball-Hollywd-LA.
KFI-News
KECA-Football-Rams-Redskins
KMPC-Baseball-L.A.-Hollywd.
KFWB-Guest Star
KNX-Stepping Out
8:30
KFI-The Falcon
KHJ-Family Theater
KFWB-News
"NX-Dr. Christian"
8:45
KFWB-U.N.
9:00 P. M.
KLAC-Baseball
KFI-Break the Bank
KECA-Football
KFWB-Bandstand
KNX-Mr. Chameleon
KTED-El Adobe
KPAC-Eve Concert
9:15
KHJ-Fulton Lewis Jr.
9:30
KFI-Mr. D. A.
KHJ-Mr. Feathers
KNX-Columbia Pope
KTED-News
9:45
KTED-Turntable Time
10:00 P. M.
KLAC-KMPC-Baseball
KFI-Reporter
KECA-Football
KFWB-Gene Norman
KNJ-I Love a Mystery
KNX-Chet Huntley
10:15
KPI-Johny Murray
KECA-Ted Malone
KNJ-Frank Edwards
KNX-Bob Elson
KTED-Turntable Hour
10:30
KFI-Virgil Pinkley
KMPC-Leisure Time
KNJ-Lonesome Gal
KECA-Dr. F. Bailes
KNX-Orch.
10:45
KFI-Kay Kyser
KLAC-News, Otis
KECA-One-for Book
11:00 P. M.
KLAC-Don Otis
KFI-News
KECA-Orchestra
KhJ-Arthur Van Orch.
kmpc-Palladium
kfwb-Gene Norman
knx-Larry Thor
kted-Turntable Time
11:15
kfi-Johnny Murray
knx-Merry Go Round
11:30
kfi-Mindy Carson
khj-Crowell
kmpc-Leisure Time
keca-Orchestra
11:45
knx-You and Growing Old
kfi-Melodies
12 MIDNIGHT
kFi-Music Menu
kmpc-Bill Kelso
kfwb-Music
knx-News Steve Allen
TONIGHT Wednesday, Aug. 16
5:00 P. M.
kFI (9)–Frank Webb
Screen Test
KTTV (11)–Home and Hobby Show
kLAC (13)–Hi Talent Battle
Spotlite
9:30
KTSL (2)–Hands of Destiny, "Teen Age Killer"
OH YES! HER BOOTH IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE HERE IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK, I WORK IN THE SHOOTING GALLERY! WE'VE BECOME QUITE FRIENDLY! SHE'S OLDER...SORT OF TREATS ME LIKE A DAUGHTER!
TONIGHT
Wednesday, Aug. 16
5:00 P.M.
KFI (9)—Frank Webb
KTTV (11)—Range Rid's
5:15
KNBH (4)—Scores, News
5:30
KNBH (4)—Howdy Doody
KTLA (5)—News, Music
KFI (9)—Film—Magic Theater
5:45
KTSL (2)—Preview Cartoons
KTLA (5)—Police Call
KLAC (13)—Kemper's Kapers
6:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)—Cowboy Caravan, "Deadline"
KNBH (4)—Jump, Jump
KTLA (5)—Cowboy Thrills
KECA (7)—Kid From Powder River
KFI (9)—News
KTTV (11)—Club 11, Bill Leyden
6:15
KLAC (13)—Hawthorne and Eggbert
KECA (7)—Adventure Time, "Black Coin"
6:20
KNBH (4)—Comedy Thr.
6:30
KTLA (5)—Time for Beanie
KFI (9)—Eddie Coontz
6:45
KNBH (4)—Cyclone Malone
KTLA (5)—Handy Hints
KECA (7)—Space Patrol
KLAC (13)—News.
6:50
KLAC (13)—Sam Balter
6:55
KTTV (11)—Korean Correspondent
7:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)—Buckin Theater, "Wild Horse Valley"
KNBH (4)—Ransom Sherman Show
KTLA (5)—Newsreel
KECA (7)—Hollywood
Screen Test
KTTV (11)—Home and Hobby Show
KLAC (13)—Hi Talent Battle
7:15
KTLA (5)—Circle the Globe
KFI (9)—Magic Party
7:30
KNBH (4)—On the Seat, Carol Richards
KTLA (5)—Man's Best Friend
KECA (7)—Tele-Teen Reporter
KTTV (11)—Newsreel
KFI (9)—Rosewood Review, Gene Baker
KLAC (13)—M. Hare & Bachelors
7:45
KNBH (4)—News, Weather
KTTV (11)—Stork Club
7:50
KTLA (5)—Rouing Camera
8:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)—Film—"Thief Meets Thief," Doug. Fairbanks Jr.
KNBH (4)—Star Revue Jack Haley
KTLA (5)—Latin Cruise
KECA (7)—Buzz Adlam
KFI (9)—Baseball—LA.-Hollywood.
KFI (9)—Film
KTTV (11)—Songs for Sale
KLAC (13)–Film
8:15
KLAC (13)–Bobby Short
8:30
KTLA (5)–Hlywd Career
KECA (7)–Your Witness
KLAC (13)–Film, "Dreams Come True"
9:00 P.M.
KNBH (4)–Tele-Theater "Jan. Thaw"
KTLA (5)–Film—"Bombs Over Burma"
KECA (7)–Movie Time, "Phantom Ship"
KFI (9)–Sports
KTTV (11)–The Trap
9:15
KTSL (2)–Manhat.
Spotlite
9:30
KTSL (2)—Hands of Destiny, "Teen Age Killer"
10:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)–Backstage N.T.G., News
KNBH (4)–Break Bank KECA (7)–Stop, Look, Listen
KTTV (11)–Star Time, News
KLAC (13)–News, Hawthorne
10:15
KTLA (5)–City at Night KTTV (11)-Rainier Revue
10:30
KNBH (4)–News KFI (9)-Sports KTTV (11)-Wheeler and Rourke
11:00 P.M.
KTSL (2)-Peter Potter 11:10 KLAC (13)-News, Anson
TOMORROW
10:00 A.M.
KLAC (13)-Joe Graydon 11:00 A.M.
KECA (7)-Test 12:00 NOON KLAC (13)-Mike Roy 1:00 P.M.
KNBH (4)-Test KTTV (11)-Fun in Sun KLAC (13)-Al Jarvis 2:00 P.M.
KFI (9)
9:00-Bill Welsh, Laura Lee 12:00 News 12:30-Ladies Day 1:30-Cook's Corner 2:00-What's New 3:00-Singing Chef 3:20-Adventure at Home 3:40-Garden Guide 4:00-Stu Wilson KTTV(11)
3:00-Come Into Kit'n 3:30-Film-"Swing It Professor" 4:30-Classified Col'mn
THURSDAY A.M.
7:00 A.M.
KLAC-Haynes at Reins KMPC-Film Adviser KFI-KHJ-News KECA-Welcome to Hollywood KFWB-Bill Leyden KNX-Nelson Pringle KFAC-Coffee Concert KTED-Breakfast with Branson 7:15 KFI-Fleetwood Lawton KMPC-News KNX-Morning Stars 7:30 KFI-Platter Party KMPC-Sports KECA-Bob Garred KNX-Frank Goes 7:45 KFI-Sam Hayes KECA-Zeke Manners KHJ-KFAC-News KMPC-Hits KNX-Harry Babbitt 8:00 A.M.
KLAC-KMPG-News KPI-Bell Ringer KECA-Breakfast Club KHL-Geil Brown
KMPC-Bill Ewing KECA-Surprise Pkg KFWB-Dave Ormont KHJ-News KNX-Big Sister KFAC-Concert KTED-News,Best on Wax 10:15 KFI-Are Ya Listening KHJ-Tell-o-Test KNX-Ma Perkins 10:30 KFI-Pentagon,Music KMPC-Tune-O KECA-True Story KHJ-Norma Young KNX-Dr. Malone KTED-Baseball 10:45 KFI-Life Beautiful KNX-Guiding Light 11:00 A.M.
KLAC-Al Jarvis KFI-Double or Nothing KMPC-Bill Ewing KPOA-Betty Crocker KHI-Ladies Vair KFWB-Maurice Hart KNX-Mrs.Burton KFAC-Guv.Pates Post 11:15
KECA-Easy Aces KHJ-Baseball KNX-Clyde Lewis KPAC-Matinee KTED-News 1:45 KFI-Widder Brown KECA-Fran Scully 2:00 P.M.
KLAC-News,Sports KFI-Girl Marries KMPC-Carousel, News KECA-Chance of Life-time KHJ-Baseball KFWB-Bill Anson KNX-George Fisher KFAC-Composer's Cor. KTED-News,Music 2:15
KLAC-970 Club KFI-Bortin KNI-X-Take It Easy KFAC-Matinee 2:39
KFI-Plain Bill KMPC-Call,Garousel KECA-Brides and Groom KNX-Bing Groby KTED-Beach Parts 2:68
Mettle
Covers with a
Vileous liquid
Mother of the
Irish gods
Hire out
English dog
noted for
Field-trial performance
Ancient
Greek kingdom
Praise
Measure
Denote
Marry away
Solved:
22 Deadly pale
24 Characters in murder mysteries
25 Hamate
26 Narrow escape (colloq.)
27 Heathen
28 Kneeling figure
29 Household
30 Fanatical
31 Wild dog of India
32 Sail boats
34 State of suffering
37 Large linguistic group of Africa
41 Household gods
43 Phase
44 Variable star
46 Depressions File
48 Wings
49 Unite
50 Trailing plant
51 Fern used in basketry Portal
53 Coin of India
56 Tidal current
57 A gateway in Oriental architecture
KTED—Breakfast with Branson 7:15
KFI—Fleetwood Lawton KMPC—News KNX—Morning Stars 7:30
KFI—Platter Party KMPC—Sports KECA—Bob Garred KNX—Frank Goss 7:45
KFI—Sam Hayes KECA—Zeke Manners KHJ-KFAC—News KMPC—Hits KNX—Harry Babbitt 8:00 A.M.
KLAC-KMPC—News KFI—Bell Ringer KECA—Breakfast Club KHJ—Cecil Brown KFWB—Clete Roberts KNX—Top of Morning KFAC—Church KTED—Melodies 8:15
KLAC—Haynes at Reins KFI—Coffee Time KMPC—Markets, Sports KHJ-KNX—News KFWB—Melodies 8:30
KFI—Jack Berch KMPC—Bing Crosby KFWB-KFAC-News KHJ-Haven of Rest KNX-Grand Slam 8:45
KLAC-Racing News KFI-Meyers Goes to Market KMPC-KTED-News KFWB-News, Music KNX-Rosemary KFAC-Unity World 9:00 P.M.
KLAC-News, Bill Stewart KMPC-Dinah Shore KHJ-Garden Guide KFWB-Unity KNX-Aunt Jenny 9:30
KMPC-Chef Milent KECA-Quiick as Flash KFWB-Dave Ormont KNX-Belen Trent KFAC-Songs 9:45
KPI-Around Town KNX-Gal Sunday 10:00 A.M.
KHJ-Music KLAC-Al Jarvis
KHJ-Tell-o-Test KNX-Ma Perkins 10:30
KPI-Pentagon, Music KMPC-Tune-O KECA=True Story KHJ-Norma Young KNX-Dr. Malone KTED-Baseball 10:45
KPI-Life Beautiful KNX-Guilding Light 11:00 A.M.
KLAC-Al Jarvis KFI-Double or Nothing KMPC-Bill Ewing KECA-Betty Crocker KHJ-Ladies Fair KPWB-Maurice Hart KNX-Mrs. Burton KPAC-Gun Pates Post 11:15
KECA-John B. Kennedy KNX-Perry Mason KTED-Baseball KPAC-Sona 11:30
KPI-Live Live Millionaire KECA-Ira Cook KELI-Guest for Day KNX-Nora Drake KPAC-Music Hall KLAC-570 Club
12 NOON
KPI-Farm Report KMPC-Music KECA-KHJ-News KPWB-Bill Anson KNX-Knox Manning KPAC-Concert 12:15
KPI-Life Road KMPC-News KECA-Mankhage Talks KHJ-Ply-O KNX-Nona KPAC-J.A. Med. Assn. KNX-Rightness Day KTED-Bashell 12:30
KMPC-For Farmers KHJ-Nenov Dixon KECA-Mod. Romance KPIP-Penner Young KPWB-News KNX-Open House 12:45
KPI-Happiness Right KMCP-Safety Rangers KHJ-Baseball KPAC-News 1:00 P.M.
KLAC-News, Sports KSTeen Wife KMCP-Callif, Carousel KECA-Ira Cook KNX-Nona KPWB-Bill Anson 1:15
KPI-Stella Dallas KNX-Hilton House KPAC-Matinee 1:30
KPI-Lorenzo Jones
KLAC-News, Sports KPI-Girl Marries KMPC-Carousel, News KECA-Chance of Lifetime
KHJ-Baseball KPWB-Bill Anson KNX-George Fisher KPAC-Composer's Cor,KTED-News, Music 2:15
KLAC-570 Club KPI-Portia KNX-Take It Easy KPAC-Matinee 2:30
KPI-Plain Bill KMPC-Callif, Carousel KECA-Bride and Groom KNX-Bing CroobyKTED-Beach Party 2:55
KPI-Pt. Page Frell KBX-Art Godfrey 3:00 P.M.
KLAC-News, Sports KBPI-Welcome Travelers KBMC-Tune-O KBMC-Today in Hillywd.KPWB-Peter PotterKBPC-Opera 3:15
KLAC-Don Otis Show KBOA-Leyden with Song KBJ-Crowell 3:20
KPL-Aunt Mary KBMC-Magic Melody KBWC-News KBTD-Riviera Time 3:45
KPL-Love & Learn KBLI-Lynn & Hillywd.KPWB-Peter PotterKBPC-News 4:00 P.M.
KLAC-News, Sports KBPI-Woman's Secret KBMC-KHJ-NewsKBKA-Art BakerKBWC-Curt MasseyKBPC-MasterpiecesKBTD-World Notebook 4:15
KLAC-Bill StewartKBPI-Dr. PaulKBMC-Twilight TalesKBJ-NewsKBKI-Strike It RichKBTC-T concert by Sea 4:20
KPL-B-WheelerKBMC-Romance and RhythmKBCI-Behind the StoryKBCI-Play It AgainKBWC-Red Rows 4:45
KLAC-Race RoundupKBCI-Nimer DavisKBCI-NewsKBNC-Harry Babbitt(C)=1980 by Universal Radio Features Synd...Tom E. Danson.