anaheim-gazette 1950-08-14

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim Gazette Novelties HEH-HEH! THINK IT'LL GROW ALFRED? MYSTO MAGIC PLANT GROWS WHILE YOU WATCH IT! GRASH! FLORIST GOSH, I'M SORRY! COME, I'LL SOUARE THIS RIGHT AWAY! OAKY DOAKS FASTER, NELLIE! FASTER! WE MUST STOP FATHER FROM SELLING THE KINGDOM! AND PRINCESS PATINA VAINLY TRIES TO OVERTAKE OAKY AND PRINCESS POMONA... I'll TEACH THAT DOPE HE CAN'T LEAVE ME SITTING ALONE IN LOVER'S LANE! FASTER, ROSIE! MEANWHILE, IN KING CORNY'S OFFICE, IT LOOKS LIKE THE START OF A TENSE SITUATION BETWEEN HIS MAJESTY AND THE SULTAN OF HASSH... FOR TH' LUVA MIKE! CAN'T YOU QUIT FEELING THAT SWORD?! I JUST WANT TO BE SURE IT'S SHARP! SCORCHY SMITH TAKING ALL ANTI-URANIUM RADIATION PRECAUTIONS, SCORCHY, BINX AND THE ELLIS GROUP LEAVE HISTORIC OPHIR AND HEAD FOR CHEER UP, POP! YOU'LL GET FULL CREDIT FOR FINDING OPHIR AND DR. JAXON'LL LET YOU RETURN AND TAKE PICTURES TO PROVE IT! WHY SURE, DAD! AND IF YOU LOOK AROUND MAYBE YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER MINE!! BUT KING HIS SCORCHY SMITH TAKING ALL ANTI-URANIUM RADIATION PRECAUTIONS, SCORCHY, BINX AND THE ELLIS GROUP LEAVE HISTORIC OPHIR AND HEAD FOR CAIRO...KEEPING LITTLE BUT THEIR DIGNITY AND THE DC3! CHEER UP, POP! YOU'LL GET FULL CREDIT FOR FINDING OPHIR AND DR. JAXON'LL LET YOU RETURN AND TAKE PICTURES TO PROVE IT. WHY SURE, DAD! AND IF YOU LOOK AROUND MAYBE YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER MINE!! DICKIE DARE THE THREE BOYS WHO STOWED AWAY ARE BEING TURNED INTO CAILORS BY THE MATE TRIM IN THAT LOOARD TOPS'L BRACE, TOM! YES'R, MR. DARE! HANK AN' JERRY, CLAP A NEW SEIZIN' ON THAT FRAYED RATLINE YES'R YES'R LO, UNCLE LOB, HOW'S TRICKS? MY WIFE TRIX IS FINE - I BEEN TELLIN' HER YOU WUZ A FOOL TA GIVE DAN FLYNN JUS' TH CREW HE NEEDED FINE HEARTY BOYS WITH GOOD HAPPYTITES- THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY I'M SURE PSYCHIATRY CAN DO WONDERS FOR MR. SWATTO! WE GOT A TIP THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET PSYCHO-ANALIZED. FEEL ANY BETTER? OH, DIANA! OHHH—I'M SO EXHAUSTED... OH, DIANA! WILL YOU PLEASE ANSWER THE PHONE?! DIANA! MOM!! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER THAT PHONE!!! PHIL SERUBE 8-14 TOONERVILLE FOLKS TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THAT MUST BE THE KOREAN PENINSULA! Buff Wood (17) (Released by The Bell Productions, Inc.) Anaheim Gazette, Monday, August 14, 1950 Dorothy Dix FIRST LOVE Pest to Look Over Girls Before Settling on One Dear Miss Dix: I am past 28 but due to my work and because I am bashful and a great lover of sports I have never taken any interest in girls. Never had a sweetheart. Never went with a girl even while in high school. Two months ago I met a girl with whom I have fallen desperately in love. She is wonderful. Even my father and mother think so, but my father thinks that before I marry this girl I should go with some other girls and be able to contrast her with them. He thinks I haven't had enough experience to be able to judge whether she is suited to me or not. But I know she is all right. I never was so happy in my life. How about it? JIMMY ANSWER: Well. Jimmy, you seem to have it bad. First love has hit you for a goal and so it is useless to advise putting off the wedding until you can find out whether she is the only one or not. FATHER'S ADVICE WISE But all the same your father's counsel is good. Marriage is for a long, long time and before you enter into it it is a good thing to shop around among the girls so as to be sure you are getting just what you want in a wife. Half the unhappy marriages are the result of men and women's marrying before they gave the opposite sex the once-over. A boy with girls thinks he has fallen in love with the girl next door or the girl he works next to in business and he marries her. Then he meets up with another girl, who is pretty while his wife is homely, who is gay and lively where his wife is quiet and dumb, who flatters him while his wife tells him of his faults, and he falls head over heels in love with the stranger and the mischief is to pay. The more men and women know each other before marriage, the less likely they are to make mistakes in selecting their mates. And for this reason every boy and girl should go about with as many other boys and girls as possible. In that way they will be able to institute comparisons between them and find out which ones they like best. Farm Broadcast Schedule Told The Agricultural Extension Service announces the following subjects and speakers to be featured next week on its daily broadcast over KVOE (1480 kc) at 12:15 p.m. Monday, August 14, "Topics for Homemakers," Mrs. Marian Preniss, Home Advisor. Tuesday, August 15, "Livestock Topics," W. M. Cory, Farm Advisor. Wednesday, August 16, Home Food Farm," A. H. Holland Farm Advisor. Thursday, August 17, "4-H and Home Economics News Items," Miss Anne Girod, Home Advisor. Friday, August 18, "Avocado Decline—Cause and Prevention," Con Gustafson, Farm Advisor. Agricultural and horticultural advancements will be shown by many counties when they exhibit in the Orange County Fair, BUT, ACCORDING TO HISTORY, KING SOLOMON KEFT ALL OF HIS MINES IN ONE OPHIR!! MY WIFE TRIX IS NINE – I BEEN ELLIN’ HER YOU Z A FOOL TA DAN FLYNN JUS’ NEW HE NEEDED, HEARTY BOYS GOOD PYTITESYOU PUT YER BIG CLAW RIGHT ON MY PLAN! EVER FIGGER WHAT ONE HEALTHY BOY CAN EAT? MULTIPLY THAT BY FOUR-- HOW DOES THEM RUMORS GET STARTED?…ALL I DID WAS DROP IN FOR A REST ON ONE OF THEM SOFT COUCHES! OH, MR. PETERS…YOU’RE HERE—SAFE IN YOUR OFFICE! I’m GLAD! I WORRIED ABOUT YOU AFTER WHAT THE FORTUNE TELLER TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE BEING IN DANGER!!! MAYBE I’M SILLY, BUT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO POOR MR. KEEZLING I…… COME IN, COME IN, MISS FORREST! …SOMETHING NEARLY DID HAPPEN TO ME!! …AND WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY ABOUT MR. KEEZLING? MR. KEEZLING IS THE MAN WHOSE JOB PETERS IS FILLING WHILE THE POOR MAN IS RECUPERATING FROM A SERIOUS ACCIDENT!!…COULD THIS JOB BE JINXED?!—— TODAY’S CROSS-WORD PUZZLE TEENS By Stoookie Allen CHAMP! UNDER HER OWN POWER, BUFF WOOD OF BROOKLYN, HAS CROSSED MOUNTAINS, PARCED DESERTS AND VAST PRAIRIES. SHE IS PROBABLY THE CHAMP TRAVELER OF ALL THE YOUTH HOSTELERS! THIS IS EASY ON MY TIRES BUFF STARTED AT 13 WHEN A DOCTOR ADVISED HER TO GET OUT-DOORS. SHE HAS WORK OUT TWO BIKES AND VISITED EVERY STATE IN THE UNION. MANY TIMES IN THE NORTHWEST SHE HAD TO MAKE LONG JUMPS BY CANOE. NOW, SHE'S TOURING CANADA! HORIZONTAL 1 Girdle 5 Voyage 9 Zeal 10 Lazybones 12 Suffocating smoke 13 Fish 15 Fish 16 Bird 18 Avoid 19 Function 20 Perfume from flowers 22 Turkish title 23 Malleable substance 25 Bay 27 Covered up 28 Antelope 28 Fruity beverage 33 Entice 37 Affirmation 38 Effigy 41 Sack 42 Table-land 44 Bird 45 Molten rock 46 California live oak VERTICAL 1 Pertaining to the dark type 2 Norse legends 3 Timber 4 Use 5 Indian of So. Alaska Yesterday's Puzzle Solved: HARSH SPAMAR AREPA PANATE GAPES AUDUBON ENTER EVENT CONTENT SALES ART DAVIT RESUME ICERYA NIDUS EEN COLIN ROYALTY ELITE GRAVE DIVERGE MIAMI AVIE VAN ESSEN RED APT NOELS 6 Feminine name 7 Founder of Troy 8 Deadly 9 Entertain 11 Cosmetic 12 Wine renewed with must 14 Insect 17 Indian 20 Plausible excuse 21 Free of soap 24 Gazelle of Cen. Asia 26 Hebrew letter Identical 30 Wild beast 31 Deliver 32 Knave of clubs 34 Reduced 35 Bird 36 Mild expletive Substantial 40 Reilish 43 Assists 45 Artists' pigment 47 Small draft 49 Humble RADIO AND TELEVISION MONDAY P. M. 5:00 P. M. KLAC-KMPC—News KFI-Feature Wire KECA—News KHJ-Crowell's Nest KFWB-Red Rowe KNX-Larry Lesueur KFAC-Sunset Serenade KTED-News 5:15 KLAC-Bill Stewart KA-News KMPC-Un Swing KECA-Happy Theater KNX-Tom Harmon KTED-Lean Back, Listen 5:30 KFI-Voice of Firestone KMPC-All Time Hits KECA-Superman KHJ-B-Bar-B-Riders KNX-Chet Huntley KFAC-Whoa Bill Club KTED-Matinee Musicale 5:15 KLAC-Sam Balter KNX-Frank Goss 6:00 P. M. 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