anaheim-gazette 1950-08-11

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim Ga OUR NEW SOFA MAKES THE OLD ONE LOOK SHABBY! ILL PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER AND GET RID OF IT— WE'VE COME TO SEE ABOUT THE SOFA YOU'RE GIVING AWAY— THAT THING? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF TO OFFER SOMETHING LIKE THAT! OAKY DOAKS I'LL HAVE THAT ELEPHANT EXECUTED FOR TRYING TO DROWN ME! HA, HA, HA! ROSIE DELIVERED A PACKED TRUNK! I DON'T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY! I DO! OAKY, COME QUICK! MY FATHER IS PLANNING TO SELL THE KINGDOM TO THE SULTAN OF HASSH! POOH! SHE'S ALL WET, OAKY! SCORCHY SMITH GOOD THING YOU HAVE JATO RIG, BINK! IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD SON, IT'S ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT! BRACE YOUR-SELVES! SAFETY BELTS LOCKED, FOLKS? YOU'LL NEED 'EM! SCORCHY SMITH GOOD THING YOU HAVE JATO RIG, BINX! IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD SON, IT'S ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT! BRACE YOURSELVE! SAFETY BELTS LOCKED, FOLKS? YOU'LL NEED 'EM! DICKIE DARE BOYS, I'M GLAD YOU SAW WE WEREN'T CROOKS-THIS SHIP WAS GIVEN US BY MR. JOYCE YOUR PARENTS MUST BE OUT OF THEIR MINDS WITH WORRY! WE'LL HEAD FOR THE NEAREST CABLE OFFICE, AT RIO DE JANEIRO IN THE MEANTIME, YOU'RE HIRED AS MEMBERS OF THE CREW! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY SUPPOSE WE ANALYZE THIS "VOICE" YOU HEAR! THE SOUND OF IT SEEMS TO HAUNT YOU! CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT, SWATTO? IT'S SORT OF DREAMY AND PLEASANT TO MY EARS, ILL ADMIT! DO YOU DREAM OF MEETING THIS VOICE IN PERSON? WOULD SHE BE A WELCOME SIGHT TO YOU? OH, DIANA! OH, DAD. I SAW THE CUTEST SUMMER OUTFIT TODAY... AND IT COSTS ONLY $18.92. AND I SAW ANOTHER OUTFIT THAT I ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH... PRICED AT $37.98. $37.98 TH-THAT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE FIRST ONE! YES... BUT THIS ONE IS MARKED DOWN FROM $45.00! JUST THINK—YOU'LL SAVE $7.52!! AREN'T THAT Y A THR OH, DAD, I SAW THE CUTEST SUMMER OUTFIT TODAY... AND IT COSTS ONLY $18.92. AND I SAW ANOTHER OUTFIT THAT I ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH... PRICED AT $37.98. $37.98? THAT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE FIRST ONE! YES... BUT THIS ONE IS MARKED DOWN FROM $45.98! JUST THINK—YOU'LL SAVE $7.52!! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS Western Craze HEY, MOM! GET THE CAMERA AND TAKE A PITCHER OF ME! 8-12-50 (FRONTIS OF THE BAR BUSINESS, TN.) Anaheim Gazette, Friday, August 11, 1950 THING? YOU SHOULD BE NAMED OF YOURSELF TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! CARL RYMAN ALFRED SAYS HE INVENTED A CHIMNEY CLEANER THAT WILL MAKE THE WORLD BEAT A PATH TO OUR DOOR! CHOKE GASP COME! MY ER IS NING LL THE OM TO THE N OF HASSH! POOH! SHE'S ALL WET, OAKY! SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT TO GET YOU AWAY FROM ME! WELL, IT WORKED! SO LONG!! PRINCESS POMONA HAS GOTTEN OAKY AWAY FROM PRINCESS FATINA AND IS BRINGING HIM BACK TO THE ROYAL CASTLE... IS YOUR FATHER REALLY PLANNING TO SELL THE KINGDOM? YES, OAKY! AND IF HE DOES I'LL NEVER BE QUEEN! AND NEW WEAR THE CROWN JEWELS. NICE CROWD! SORRY THEY HAD TO GO... AND LEAVE THE GREATEST ARCHAEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY OF THE AGE, SOLOMON'S MINES!! NICE CROWD! SORRY THEY HAD TO GO...AND LEAVE THE GREATEST ARCHAEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY OF THE AGE, SOLOMON'S MINES!! MEANTIME, E HIRED MEMBERS OF CREW! YOUR DUTIES WILL BE ASSIGNED BY MY FIRST MATE...CARRY ON, MR. DARE! YOU HEARD CAPN'S ORDERS.MEN! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP! JUMP! JERRY, GO BELOW AND WASH DISHES! HANK AND TOM, SCRUB TH' DECK! DO YOU REAM OF TING THIS E IN PERSON? WOULD SHE BE WELCOME SIGHT TO YOU? YES!...THEN I COULD KICK HER TEETH IN! IT'S WORKING ON HIM BEAUTIFULLY...HIS TROUBLE IS VERY OBVIOUS...THE GUY'S IN LOVE! GUESS PSYCHIATRY ISN'T GOING TO WORK ON HIM! ES...BUT THIS E IS MARKED OWN FROM 45.99! JUST INK—YOU'LL AVE $7.52! AREN'T YOU PROUD THAT YOU HAVE SUCH A THRIFTY DAUGHTER? ES...BUT THIS HE IS MARKED DOWN FROM 45.0JUST THINK—YOU'LL AVE $7.52!! AREN'T YOU PROUD THAT YOU HAVE SUCH A THRIFTY DAUGHTER? EN TEENS By Stoookie Allen At 12 she received a low on the head in a motor at accident that caused al blindness, yet she went through high school in 3 years. SO DO WE. Celia Neal Now, only 17, she is the most accurate typist in the office of a big San Francisco concern. Because she can't make erasures, her work is always perfect! AND, her cheerful disposition brightens the office. THAT YOUNG LADY WORRYING THAT MY LIFE IS IN DANGER JUST BECAUSE SOME OLD FORTUNE TELLER TOLD HER SO!!! SILLY THE WAY FOLKS BELIEVE IN---- HEY, LOOK OUT! PETERS JUMPED JUST IN TIME!... THE HEAVY ELECTRIC SIGN CRASHED RIGHT ON THE SPOT WHERE HE W WHEN THE YOUNG MAN YELLED!!... WHEW... THAT WAS CLOSE GEE HERE THEY COME ALREADY! CARL RYMAN 8-12 ES, OAKY! AND IF HE DES ILL EVER BE QUEEN! AND NEVER WEAR THE CROWN JEWELS! AND NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU KING! GOOD! THAT I COULD TAKE, POMONA! MEANWHILE, IN KING CORNY'S OFFICE... YOUR EMINENCE! WHY THE SWORD?! I ALWAYS PUT IT ON THE TABLE WHEN I TALK BUSINESS, YOUR MAJESTY! BUT URANIUM AND THE OTHER UNSTABLE ELEMENTS ARE QUEER STUFF! HUH, IT'S TIME I RETURNED TO MY OWN BASE CAMP, MYSELF! AND MY STAFF WILL SOON DEVELOP THIS NEW URANIUM FIELD... THE GREATEST GEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY OF THE AGE! BUT URANIUM AND THE OTHER UNSTABLE ELEMENTS ARE QUEER STUFF! HUH, IT'S TIME I RETURNED TO MY OWN BASE CAMP, MYSELF! AND MY STAFF WILL SOON DEVELOP THIS NEW URANIUM FIELD...THE GREATEST GEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY OF THE AGE! AND ONCE MORE THE ANCIENT SENTINELS WATCH ALONE OVER OPHIR'S SILENCE... ERRY, GO BELOW AND WASH DISHES! HANK AND HOM, SCRUB TH' DECK! YES'R YES'R GOSH, HANK, THAT MATE'S A HOLY TERROR SCARES ME TO THINK WHAT HE'S THINKIN' ABOUT THIS IS MORE FUN THAN ANYTHING I EVER DID! IT'S WORKING ON HIM BEAUTIFULLY!! HIS TROUBLE IS VERY OBVIOUS! THE GUH'S IN LOVE! BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT! THE VOICE THAT "HAUNTS" HIM IS THE GIRL HE LOVES IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS! BUT WILL HE SOON BE HITTING HOME RUNS AGAIN? THAT DEPENDS ON HOW SOON HE FINDS THE GIRL! 30 MINUTES LATER... AREN'T YOU DRESSED YET? THE SMITH'S WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. FOR THE LIFE OF ME — I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THAT MAKE-UP... YOU'LL BE AMONG FRIENDS ALL EVENING. 30 MINUTES LATER... AREN'T YOU DRESSED YET? THE SMITH'S WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. ...FOR THE LIFE OF ME — I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THAT MAKE-UP... ...YOU'LL BE AMONG FRIENDS ALL EVENING. HEY. LOOK OUT! GOSH...LOOK AT THAT BIG SIGN THAT FELL!! IF THAT FELLA HADN'T YELLED TO ME TO JUMP I'D HAVE GOTTEN IT SURE!!! HMMM...MAYBE THERE WAS SOMETHING IN WHAT THAT GIRL SAID THE FORTUNE TELLER TOLD HER ABOUT MY LIFE BEING IN DANGER!!! PETERS WAS ABOUT AS UNNERVED AS HE HAD EVER BEEN!! ... JUST TO THINK WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN!! ... AND TO THINK THE YOUNG LADY HAD WARNED HIM AND HE HAD SCOFFED AT HER AND THE FORTUNE TELLER!... HIS WEEKEND WAS A TOTAL WRECK!