anaheim-gazette 1950-07-28

ALFRED Page 6 Anal MY TEACHER SAYS WHOEVER HELPED ME WITH MY HISTORY HOMEWORK IS A DUMMY! I HOPE HE DOES START A ROW OV THIS! OAKY DOAKS BUT YOUR EMINENCE, WHY DO YOU WANT TO BUY 'MY KINGDOM? BECAUSE I'M A SOFT-HEARTED GUY WITH A BIG IDEA! I WOULD RATHER BUY KINGDOMS THAN TAKE THEM BY FORCE! WHEN YOU SELL ME YOUR KINGDOM IT WILL START A CHAIN-REACTION...AND EVERY KING WILL FALL IN LINE!... SCORCHY SMITH GREAT SCOTT, JAXON! YOU TOSS US OUT OF OPHIR AND NOW YOU ORDER US TO TAKE BATHS! I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO DISINFECT US TOO ?!? SCORCHY SMITH GREAT SCOTT, JAXON! YOU TOSS US OUT OF OPHIR AND NOW YOU ORDER US TO TAKE BATHS! I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO DISINFECT US TOO ?? DICKIE DARE WAIT, WAGS, I SHOULD BE GIVING YOU TH' TONGUE LASHIN' IF I WASN'T SO FOND OF YOU-- HEY, TH' JAMPOT'S HALF EMPTY! WHY, A DOG COULDN'T UNSCREW A LID! YIPEE, YOU'RE FREE, YOU'RE OUTA JAIL! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY LOVE THAT SWATTO! WHIFF STRIKE THREE! OH, DIANA! MMM—GEE, THAT COOKING SMELLS GOOD! IT'S MAKING ME VERY HUNGRY. OKAY, DAD SUPPER'S ALL READY! OH, BOY! ...NOW IF YARD AND SUSIE — A THE POTATO TABLE OH, DIANA! MMM—GEE, THAT COOKING SMELLS GOOD! IT'S MAKING ME VERY HUNGRY. OKAY, DAD SUPPER'S ALL READY! OH, BOY! NOW IF YARD AND SUSIE — A THE POTATO THE TABLE TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS LOCAL AMUSEMENTS THEY'RE WATCHING MICKEY McGUIRE BOUNCE ONE OF THE NEW BIG LEAGUE BASEBALLS OFF A ROCK! SHIELD YER HEAD! 7-29-50 Francis Wick LEAPS THROUGH A HOOP WHILE WALKING A HIGH WIRE! ROSEMARY THEISEN AND EDDIE KEIPER DO A TERRIFIC SKATING ACT. Anaheim Gazette, Friday, July 28, 1950 I HOPE HE DOESN'T START A ROW OVER THIS! SILENCE HISTORY WHEN YOU SELL ME YOUR KINGDOM IT WILL START CHAIN-REACTION...AND EVERY ING WILL FALL IN NINE!... AND BEFORE LONG I'LL OWN THE WHOLE WORLD! IT'S EVENING, AND KING CORNY AND THE SULTAN OF HASSH ARE STILL TALKING BUSINESS... YOUR MAJESTY, I HATE TO HIGH-PRESSURE YOU, BUT I MUST KNOW AT ONCE WHETHER YOU WILL SELL ME YOUR KINGDOM! I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN THE MORNING! AND AT THE OF THE GRIZZLY COOKING IT'S A BEAUTIFUL OAKY! WILL TAKE A WALK WITH ME? THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA! AND I CAN'T LET YOU TAKE ANY OF YOUR CLOTHES EITHER! WE CAN'T TAKE ANY CLOTHES WHEN WE LEAVE HERE? REALLY, DR.JAXON, I RESENT THAT! THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA! AND I CAN'T LET YOU TAKE ANY OF YOUR CLOTHES EITHER! PEE, YOU'RE FREE, YOU'RE OUTTAAIL! SO EVERYTHING'S SETTLED — YOW— OR IS IT? THE CRIMINAL'S STILL AT LARGE! STRIKE THREE! THAT DOES IT! THE HOMER KING GOES BERSERK!!! NOW IF YOU'LL GO OUT IN THE YARD AND CALL MOTHER AND SUSIE — AND THEN MASH THE POTATOES AND SET THE TABLE AND ETC--ETC-- WE CAN'T TAKE ANY CLOTHES WHEN WE LEAVE HERE? REALLY, DR.JAXON, I RESENT THAT! AND MAYBE MY SISTER DOES, TOO! THIS VOYAGE STARTED AS ADVENTURE, AN' NOW-- WOW! SWATTO IS BOILING MAD! HE THREW HIS BAT INTO THE SCREEN! HUST OFF T SHOWER! CLOTHES AND SUITS MAY I HELP YOU, SIR? NOW IF YOU'LL GO OUT IN THE YARD AND CALL MOTHER AND SUSIE — AND THEN MASH THE POTATOES AND SET THE TABLE AND ETC— KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen THE TOWN OF MANITOWOC, WIS., HAS THE ONLY PUBLIC SCHOOL IN AMERICA THAT HAS A REGULAR COURSE IN HOW TO BECOME A CIRCUS PERFORMER. Francis Wick LEAPS THROUGH A HOOP WHILE WALKING A HIGH WIRE! ROSEMARY THEISEN AND EDDIE KEIPER DO A TERRIFIC SKATING ACT. Dottie Schultz AND Phyllis Theisen, STAR AERIALISTS. THE SCHOOL HAS BEEN TURNING OUT STARS THAT WERE GRABBED BY BIG SHOWS FOR 15 YEARS! HERE ARE SOME PRESENT DAY STARS. YOU WILL PROBABLY SEE 'EM IN THE BIG TOP SOON. 7-23-50 GOLLY, THIS IS FUN... I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE WORKIN' AT THIS PLACE/... THINK I'LL TAKE A WHIRL ON THE ROLLER COASTER! --LONG TIME SINCE I ZIPPED AROUND ON ONE O' THEM THINGS!! AP Newspapers HAVING TAKEN ON A GROWING BOY'S PORTION OF HOT DOGS, SODA POP, SPUN SUGAR CANDY AND POPCORN, OUR MAN PICK TIME TO INSPECT THE "ROCKET DEMON'S ZIPPO SKY" WOMEN'S WEAR? CORRIGHT 1950 MCCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE? AJESTY, E TO ESSURE ST I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN THE RNING! AND AT THE OTHER END OF THE GREAT HALL, SOMETHING ELSE IS COOKING... IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, OAKY! WILL YOU TAKE A WALK WITH ME? I HAVE A BETTER IDEA, OAKY! IF I CAN BORROW MY UNCLE'S ELEPHANT, WILL YOU GO RIDING WITH ME? GEE! I'VE NEVER HAD A RIDE ON AN ELEPHANT! ...AND MAYBE MY SISTER DOES, TOO! WHAT 2?!? MAYBE I'M A TOMBOY...BUT I'M ALSO A LADY!! EASY! EASY! YOU CAN'T DODGE THE RISK OF RADIATION POISONING BY LEAVING HERE, IF YOU CARRY AWAY ANY PARTICLES OF RADIOACTIVE STUFF!! WE'LL FIND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WEAR IN THE 'COPTER HERE! MAYBE AN OLD SACK... AND MAYBE MY SISTER DOES, TOO! WHAT 2!? MAYBE I'M A TOMBOY...BUT I'M ALSO A LADY!! EASY! EASY! YOU CAN'T DODGE THE RISK OF RADIATION POISONING BY LEAVING HERE, IF YOU CARRY AWAY ANY PARTICLES OF RADIOACTIVE STUFF!! WE'LL FIND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WEAR IN THE COPTER HERE! MAYBE AN OLD SACK... THIS VOYAGE STARTED AS ADVENTURE, AN' NOWIT'S MYSTERY! DOES A JAMPOT UNSREW ITS OWN LID? HUSTLE HIM OFF TO THE SHOWERS, MEN! LAITE NEWS SWATTO SLUMPS SLUGGER CAN'T GET A HIT! GOES HAYWIRE Sports Final... SWATTO'S BEHAVIOR DRAWS BIG FINE!! DISGRACEFUL SAYS COMISSIONER MAY I HELP YOU, SIR? YES... MY HUSBAND WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE A NEW SUIT FOR HIMSELF... HE WILL TAKE THIS ONE. MAY I HELP YOU, SIR? YES. MY HUSBAND WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE A NEW SUIT FOR HIMSELF... HE WILL TAKE THIS ONE. THINK I'M IN' AT THIS TAKE A COASTER! ZIPPED THEM 7-28 THORRIS SODA POP, CORN, OUR MAN PICKS A FINE DEMON'S ZIPPO SKY JET"!! 00% 00%... MAYBE I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH ABOUT THIS AMUSEMENT PARK!! ...0000HH...TOO MUCH!! OHHHHHH-H-H-NH. THE NEW BOSS OF THE AMUSEMENT PARK WAS IN NO SHAPE TO TAKE OVER THE REINS OF THE ESTABLISHMENT WHEN HE FINISHED HIS RIDE!! HE JUST WASN'T IN SHAPE FOR ANYTHING... ANYTHING THAT WE CAN MENTION!