anaheim-gazette 1950-07-14

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim I WISH WE COULD HAVE OUR TOP DOWN IN THIS NICE WEATHER! HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! CLEARANCE 6 FT. BAM! CRASH! OAKY DOAKS MURDOCK, I COULD KILL YOU FOR PUTTING ROLLER SKATES ON OAKY'S HORSE! BUT, POMONA, SOMETIMES A BIG IDEE JEST DON'T WORK OUT! PUT SIR OAKY TO BED AND GET HIM A DOCTOR! SHUCKS, YOUR MAJESTY! I'M ALL RIGHT NOW! --AND I'D LIKE ONE MORE CRACK AT THAT GUY! I AM SEECK ALREADY WEETH YOUR FUNNY BEEZNESS! SCORCHY SMITH UNTIL DOC JAXON COMES, WE'D BETTER SPEND OUR SPARE TIME INSIDE! THOSE FLOORS AND WALLS WILL SHIELD US FROM OPHIR'S RADIATIONS, NIUHS? THE WORLD'S FIRST HOUSING PROJECT BUILT WITH GOLD BRICKS! WON'T YOU INSPECT ONE OF OUR 24 KARAT CABINS, MISS ELLIS? SCORCHY SMITH UNTIL DOC JAXON COMES, WE'D BETTER SPEND OUR SPARE TIME INSIDE! THOSE FLOORS AND WALLS WILL SHIELD US FROM OPHIR'S RADIATIONS, HUHS? THE WORLD'S FIRST HOUSING PROJECT BUILT WITH GOLD BRICKS! WON'T YOU INSPECT ONE OF OUR 24 KARAT CABINS, MISS ELLIS? DICKIE DARE DICKIE, GET A LINE 'ROUND YOUR WAIST-AND HANG ON! SEAHORSES, I'M GETTIN' A KICK OUTA THIS! A WAVE MOVIN' LIKE THAT WILL HIT A SHIP LIKE IT WAS TONS OF SOLID CONCRETE THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY RADIO and TELEVISION SO THE "MYSTERY VOICE" CONTEST GOES ON...WONDER WHO IS GOING TO BE THE LUCKY ONE TO GUESS IT? GOLLY...HOPE I DON'T SLIP UP AND GIVE AWAY THE SECRET! HEY, THERE YOUNG LADY... OH, OH...SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO PUMP ME FOR AN INSIDE TIP, I BET. OH, DIANA! HURRY, MOTHER! HE'S COMING UP THE WALK NOW! GOOD! ARE YOU ALL READY? AND HOW! HI, DAD! GOING TO TAKE GIRLS OUT TO AND A MOVIE HURRY, MOTHER! HE'S COMING UP THE WALK NOW! GOOD! ARE YOU ALL READY? AND HOW! HI, DAD! GOING TO TAKE GIRLS OUT TO AND A MOVIE TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THE POWERFUL KATRINKA. C'MERE! AND I CLAIM IT'S A "MOVABLE OBJECT"! SHE MOVED IT, DIDN'T SHE! Bob Novak HE WILL STUDY BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION SO HE CAN MONEY IN A BIG WAY... A LA WHO KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING IN THE WORLD. (Beautiful by The Hall Syndicate Inc.) 7-14-50 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, July 14, 1950 BAM! RASH! CARL RYMAN 7-14 COPYRIGHT 1950 McClure Newspaper Syndicate HE SAYS HE CAN PLEE HIS OWN CASE BETTE THAN A LAWYER COULD! I AM SEECK ALREADY WEETH YOUR FUNNY BEEZNESS! BEGGIN' YOUR PARDON, YOUR MAJESTY... THE SULTAN OF HASSH AWAITS YOU AT THE ROYAL CASTLE! KING CORNY HAS LEFT THE STADIUM AND RETURNED TO THE ROYAL CASTLE TO WELCOME A ROYAL VISITOR... WHERE IS THE SULTAN OF HASSH? IN THE ROYAL THRONE ROOM, AND..! AH, YOUR EMINENCE! WON'T YOU INSPECT ONE OF OUR 24 KARAT CABINS, MISS ELLIS? MY DREAM BUNGALOW! IF ONLY (SIGH) IT WAS TIME FOR YOU TO CARRY ME OVER THE THRESHOLD, BINX, DARLIN'! TO THINK WE'RE PRISONERS OF ATOMS IN A SOLID GOLD JAIL! WHERE'S OUR MEN? THEY'LL GET IRRADIATED OR ATOMIZED OR SOMETHING! POP'S DEPVING DEPIGGING UP ANCIERELICS AND THE ELIGIBLE BACHELOARE STANDING B THE RADIO! WON'T YOU INSPECT ONE OF OUR 24 KARAT CABINS, MISS ELLIS? MY DREAM BUNGALOW! IF ONLY (SIGH) IT WAS TIME FOR YOU TO CARRY ME OVER THE THRESHOLD, BINX, DARLIN'! TO THINK WE'RE PRISONERS OF ATOMS IN A SOLID GOLD JAIL! WHERE'S OUR MEN? THEY'LL GET IRRADIATED OR ATOMIZED OR SOMETHING! POP'S DEFYING PIGGING UP ANCIENT RELICS AND THE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ARE STANDING BY THE RADIO! A WAVE MOVIN' LIKE THAT WILL HIT A SHIP LIKE IT WAS TONS OF SOLID CONCRETE SEASHELLS, SHE CAME OUT OF IT! A FINE SHIP, A COUPLE OF FINE SAILORSBUT ONLY TWO OF EVERY IN A SHIP WHICH NEED A CREW OF FIVE MEN OH, OH! SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO PUMP ME FOR AN INSIDE TIP, I BET! WHO NEEDS A TIP? HERE'S THE "MYSTERY VOICE" HIMSELF! YEAH... I'M WEARING THIS DISGUISE SO'S NOT TO GIVE AWAY YOUR "MYSTERY VOICE" STUNT! GEE, YOU'RE SWELL, MR.SWATTO! I HOPE YOU KNOCK A MILLION HOME RUNS! HI, DAD! ...GUESS WHO'S GOING TO TAKE TWO PRETTY GIRLS OUT TO DINNER AND A MOVIE!? TSK, TSK, THE REFRIGERATOR BROKE DOWN... TODAY IS SATURDAY AND THE REPAIR MAN CAN'T FIX IT UNTIL MONDAY... 30 MINUTES LONG HI, DAD!...GUESS WHO'S GOING TO TAKE TWO PRETTY GIRLS OUT TO DINNER AND A MOVIE! EN TEENS By Stookie Allen TURKEY BOY BOBBY NOVAK, 17, OF MENTOR, OHIO, TOOK NINE EGGS AND BUILT UP A BUSINESS THAT WILL PAY FOR HIS COLLEGE EDUCATION! BOB WILL RAISE ABOUT 200 TURKEYS THIS YEAR, ALL HE CAN HANDLE AND TAKE CARE OF HIS STUDIES. Novak HE WILL STUDY BUSINESS MINISTRATION SO HE CAN MAKE EY IN A BIG WAY...A LAD KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING IN THE WORLD. TSK, TSK. THE REFRIGERATOR BROKE DOWN...TODAY IS SATURDAY AND THE REPAIR MAN CAN'T FIX IT UNTIL MONDAY... MR PETERS! ...YOU'RE NOT LEAVING US, ARE YOU? NO!...SURELY YOU'RE STAYING A LITTLE LONGER AREN'T YOU? SORRY, LADIES, I'LL MISS EVERY ONE OF YOU, BUT I BETTER BE GETTIN' ON HOME BEFORE MR PETERS COMES. OUT HERE AND JOINS YOU GALS AT THIS HERE DIVORCE COLONY! PETERS HAS HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME AS THE ONLY MALE LANGUISHING IN THE COLONY OF BEAUTIFUL POTENTIAL DIVORCEES HE HAS LONG SINCE FORGOTTEN THAT IT WAS POOR HEALTH THAT ORIGINALLY BROUGHT HIM HERE! AND WE'RE GLAD HE COULD FORGET HE SAYS HE CAN PLEAD HIS OWN CASE BETTER THAN A LAWYER COULD! YOU DEFY ME TO RENDER A JUST VERDICT? AH, YOUR EMINENCE! AH, YOUR MAJESTY! I HOPE YOU DO NOT MIND MY TRYING OUT YOUR THRONE! NOT AT ALL AS LONG AS YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT THERE PERMANENTLY! OH, YES? HO, HO, HO! ER, YES! HA, HA, HA! POP'S DEFYING DEATH DIGGING UP ANCIENT RELICS AND THE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ARE STANDING BY THE RADIO! GAD! AMAZING DISCOVERIES! Phew! I'M GETTING QUITE A SUNBURN! JAYSON'S ON/HIS WAY? HE'S ALMOST HERE! THIS IS OPHIR, DOCTOR! WE'RE ON LATERAL 17, TWENTY MILES WEST OF KHOOT! OUR HEY'LL MATED D OR ING! POP'S DEPVING DEATH PIGGING UP ANCIENT REUCS AND THE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ARE STANDING BY THE RADIO! GAD! AMAZING DISCOVERIES! FREW! I'M GETTING QUITE A SUNBURN! JAYON'S ON/HIS WAY? HE'S ALMOST HERE! THIS IS OPHIR, DOCTOR! WE'RE ON LATERAL 17, TWENTY MILES WEST OF KHOOT! BUT ONLY TWO OF 'EM IN A SHIP WHICH NEEDS A CREW OF FIVE MEN! THEY TOOK ONE WAVE BUT WOULDN'T THEY TUCKER OUT IF ~ SHRIMPS! I'LL TRY IT! ALL I HAVTA DO IS SET MY WEATHER GAGE HEH HEH CALM LIGHT BREEZE MODERATE FRESH STRONG FULL GALE STADIL GEE, YOU'RE SWELL, R.SWATTO, HOPE YOU KNOCK A MILLIONOME RUNS! GIVE THE LITTLE GIRL SOME PEANUTS AND A HALF DOZEN HOT DOGS FOR ME! SURE THING, SWATTO! 30 MINUTES LATER... WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN? YOU THEN THE FRIGIDATOR WUZ BROKE, UNCA, ELMER. WE'RE EATING EVERYTHING UP SO IT WON'T GET SPOILED! 30 MINUTES LATER... WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN? BLA-BLA-HA-HA! YAK-YAK! HAW! HAW! TEE-HEE! YOU THEN THE FRIGIDATOR WUZ BROKE, UNCA ELMER. WE'RE EATING EVERYTHING UP SO IT WON'T GET SPOILED! SORRY, LADIES, ILL MISS EVERY ONE OF YOU, BUT I BETTER BE GETTIN' ON HOME BEFORE MRS. PETERS COMES OUT HERE AND JOINS YOU GALS AT THIS HERE DIVORCE COLONY! BYE BYE, MR. PETERS--GOOD-LUCK! HAVE FUN! KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE! HE'S A SWELL GUY/TROBAD HE ISN'T 30 YEARS YOUNGER...MY DIVORCE COMES UP NEXT WEEK! THE LADIES OF THE DIVORCE COLONY WILL MISS OUR FRIEND...HE WAS A DIVERSION WITHOUT BEING A HAZARD IN THEIR ALREADY TURBULENT MARITAL LIVES!...HE'LL MISS THEM TOO!