anaheim-gazette 1950-07-07

ALFRED YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THESE UP BEFORE TONIGHT, ALFREDA-1 BILL POSTING CO. BALLET STAR THEATER A-1 BILL POSTING CO. OAKY DOAKS HAW HAW! GEE! NELLIE ACTS LIKE SHE'S SKATING! LOOK IT THAT FIGGER-EIGHT! HAR! SIR OAKY-- AND IN THE ROYAL BOX BUT, MURDOCK... THIS TOURNAMENT HAS LOST ALL DIGNITY! PHOO ON DIGNITY! SCORCHY SMITH GEE! I BET YOU'RE A WIZ WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, BINX! YAH? UNLESS THIS GEIGER COUNTER FINDS US A QUIET SPOT WE'LL ALL BE BURNED UP! WHO YOU CALLING, SCORCHY? I'M GOING TO SUPAIR'S CAIRRO TO RELAY A ME TO AN OLD FR SCORCHY SMITH GEE! I BET YOU'RE A WIZ WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, BINX! YAH? UNLESS THIS GEIGER COUNTER FINDS US A QUIET SPOT WE'LL ALL BE BURNED UP! WHO YOU CALLING, SCORCHY? IM GOING TO SUDAIR'S CAIRO TO RELAY A ME TO AN OLD FRAME DICKIE DARE LET'S GET OUR ANCHOR UP TO AN' OL-TIME SEA SHANTY, DAN! WAY, HEY, UP SHE RISES! IF MR. DANIEL FLYNN THINKS HE'S GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THOSE SHOULDERS. WHY DO THEY SPEAK OF THE PERILS OF THE DEEP? THE PERILS ARE ON LAND, AND WE'VE ESCAPED THEM! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY SURPRISE, PATSY! HERE IS THE BIG SURPRISE YOU ALMOST LET GET, AWAY! HUH? HELLO...HELLO IS THAT REALLY YOU MR. YEA BO, KID! AND I'M COMING THROUGH IN A PINCH FOR YOU. CAN YOU HEAR ME OKAY? OH, DIANA! I LIKE THAT HAT, DAD... AND OH-! THIS ONE IS CUTE, TOO! THEY'RE NOT BAD-LOOKING... BUT I SEE THE ONE I WANT. LET'S GO IN AND I'LL BUY IT. ALL RIGHT, DON'T GIVE HAT YOU TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS W'Y DONCHA PICNIC RIGHT HERE? IT'S A NICE PLACE AND YER LUNCH IS ALREADY SPREAD! 7-7-50 Gloria Grant SHE WRITES, AND STARS IN A AND TELEVISION SHOW SHE INTERVIEWS MOVIES AND OTHER TEEN A REAL DYNAMO, SHI IS ALSO A REPORTER AND WRITES A COLUMN FOR THE CALIFORNIA PAPERS (Released by The Associated Newspapers) Anaheim Gazette, Friday July 7, 1950 GALLET STAR THEATER A-1 BILI POSTIN CO. CANOES-BOATS FOR RENT DON'T CHANGE SEATS EXCEPT AT PIER! IT'S WONDERFUL, ALWAYS BUT I DO GET LONG SITTING HERE ALL BY MYSELF! AND IN THE ROYAL BOX... OUT, MURDOCK... IS TOURNAMENT AS LOST ALL GNITY! PHOOEY ON DIGNITY... AS LONG AS OAKY DOESN'T LOSE HIS JOUST WITH COUNT DE RAOUL! HE BETTER NOT LOSE WHILE HE'S WEARING MY GARTER! WOODS! MR. HAWK! I'LL TRY! SIR OAKY! STOP YOUR HOSS! THE APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER OF THE CROWD HAS GONE TO NELLIE'S HEAD, AND NOW SHE REALLY CUTS LOOSE! HO YOU ALLING ORCHY? IM GOING TO ASK SUDAIR'S CAIRO OFFICE TO RELAY A MESSAGE TO AN OLD FRIEND... WHEN I LAST SAW HIM HE WAS DIGGING UP THE ATLAS MOUNTAINS! CALLING CAIRO, SUDAIR, THIS IS ELLIS PARTY! CALLING SUDAIR... WHO YOU CALLING, ORCHY? I'M GOING TO ASK SUDAIR'S CAIRO OFFICE TO RELAY A MESSAGE TO AN OLD FRIEND... WHEN I LAST SAW HIM HE WAS DIGGING UP THE ATLAS MOUNTAINS! CALLING CAIRO, SUDAIR, THIS IS ELLIS PARTY! CALLING SUDAIR... SCORCHY SMITH WHAT'S WITH E... OUR PRIZE K... FREIGHT'S PI... CHIN HIGH HER... HY DO THEY SPEAK OF THE PERILS OF THE DEEP? THE PERILS ARE IN LAND, AND WE'VE CAPED THEM! coullon watch SPUT OH NO, BLISSE, YOUR OWN PLOT COULDN'T HAVE BACKFIRED ON YOU BUT IT DID DEAR! YOU GRABBED YOUR SKY-WAGON IN SUCH A HURRY THAT YOU FORGOT TO CHECK THE GAS! YEA BO, KID! AND I'M COMING THROUGH IN A PINCH FOR YOU! CAN YOU HEAR ME OKAY? S'FUNNY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU NONE TOO GOOD...THAT'S OKAY I FEEL LIKE TALKING TODAY! ZOWIE! AM I TALKING TOO LOUD, KID? CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING... TIME'S RUNNING OUT! FADE IT, JOE! ALL RIGHT, DAD—BUT REMEMBER-DON'T GO BUYING THE FIRST HAT YOU TRY ON! OH, KITTY! YOU SIMPLY MUST RUSH RIGHT OVER! AND I BOUGHT TWO PA OF SHOES, THREE PAIRS STOCKINGS, SOME NEW SKIRTS AND BLOUSES, KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen YAPPITY YAPPITY Gloria Grant SHE WRITES, PRODUCES AND STARS IN A RADIO AND TELEVISION SHOW IN WHICH SHE INTERVIEWS MOVIE STARS AND OTHER TEENS. A REAL DYNAMO, SHE IS ALSO A REPORTER AND WRITES A COLUMN FOR THREE CALIFORNIA PAPERS. COPY! THE FLYING SALUCER CARRIES THE STILL FORM OF THE PROSTRATE MR. PETERS INTO THE ATMOSPHERIC BELT OF THE EARTH, AND, THOUGH STILL UNCONSCIOUS HE IS BEGINNING TO BREATHE MORE NORMALLY!! THE DISC SLID QUIETLY TO THE EARTH IN A SECLUDED S IT'S WONDERFUL, ALFRED—BUT I DO GET LONESOME SITTING HERE ALL BY MYSELF! DON'T CHANGE SEATS EXCEPT AT PIER! I'LL TRY! TH' NAG OUGHTA BE IN A CIRCUS! THEN SUDDENLY SHE SEES COUNT DE RAOUL AT THE OTHER END OF THE FIELD... WHOA! AND... NELLIE, W-WAIT! SCORCHY SMITH? HEY, WHAT'S WITH BINK AND OUR PRIZE KITE?! FREIGHT'S PILING UP CHIN HIGH HERE! OVER! USE A CAMEL! THIS MESSAGE IS TOP DRAWER SECRET, SO IT'S IN CODE! RELAY IT TO DR. JAXON AT LIBERTE!! READ ME... WHY THE HUSH-HUSH, SCORCH YOU FIND A RED HOT MUMMY? YAK YAK! OVER PLENTY HOT AND PUT RUSH-RUSH ON THE HUSH-HUSH! OUT! SCORCHY SMITH? HEY WHAT'S WITH BINX AND OUR PRIZE KITE?! FREIGHT'S PILING UP CHIN HIGH HERE! OVER! USE A CAMEL! THIS MESSAGE IS TOP DRAWER SECRET, SO IT'S IN CODE! RELAY IT TO DR. JAXON AT LIBERTE! READ? READ ME... WHY THE HUSH-HUSH, SCORCH YOU FIND A RED HOT MUMMY? YAK YAK! OVER PLENTY HOT AND PUT RUSH-RUSH ON THE HUSH-HUSH! OUT! BUT IT DID DEAR! YOU GRABBED YOUR SKY-WAGON IN SUCH A HURRY THAT YOU FORGOT TO CHECK THE GAS! SO, GOOD BYE, THE WORLD'S TOP SHOULDERS I FEEL AS IF I'D ESCAPED THE LAST CLUTCH OF THE LAND M-M-SNIFF THAT SEA AIR! NOT A TRACE OF GAS OUT HERE TIME'S RUNNING OUT... FADE IT, JOE! WHAT? YOU SAY YOU'VE HAD ME ON TELEVISION? BUT I AIN'T DRESSED! DON'T WORRY, SWATTO YOU WERE NEVER IDENTIFIED! DID YOU HEAR THE MYSTERY VOICE ON PATSY'S SHOW! WHO WAS IT? ...AND I BOUGHT TWO PAIRS OF SHOES, THREE PAIRS OF STOCKINGS, SOME NEW SKIRTS AND BLouses, etc... WH- WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY TO BUY ALL THOSE THINGS?? ...I... I JUST SORT OF MADE BELIEVE PADDY GOT A RAISE...! HEY... WHERE AM I?... LAST I REMEMBER, I WAS IN THAT GOLDFISH BOWL AT THE FAIR ON MARS OR SOMEPLACE!... I WAS PASSING OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN!... YEH...GOSH, I GUESS THEY RUSHED ME BACK TO THE EARTH BEFORE IT WAS CURTAINS FOR ME!... HUH... THEY BROUGHT ME BACK TO THE VERY SPOT THEY PICKED ME UP IN THEIR FLYING SAUCER!... WELL, I'LL BE DOGGONED!! YES SIR, THE VERY SPOT!... THERE ARE THE ROCKS HE WAS HIDING BEHIND WHEN THE LITTLE SAUCERITES DISCOVERED HIM... AND RIGHT BEHIND HIM IS THE VERY CLIFF HE FELL OFF OF IN THE DARKNESS //..... AMAZING NAVIGATION BY THE LITTLE Bug-like Men!... SIMPLY AMAZING!!!