anaheim-gazette 1946-12-19

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER. GOOD GRIEF! IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE IN THE SEED CATALOGUE!!! AUG. 11. 1946 NOW THAT THE THRILL OF HAVING A SODA IS OVER ...DON'T YOU FEEL KINDA LET DOWN? ALL SODAS 15¢ US MODERNS. US MODERNS. 'PASS THE WORD ALONG THE LINE ...WE'RE RAIDING THE ICE BOX AT MIDNIGHT!! KE THAT PLEASE! YOU'RE STEPPING ON DEG'LAR FELLERS GOSH! LIL FEEL WHERE DID YOU THAT SHINE AND WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET TH' SHINERS? PINHEAD DUFFY! PLEASE! YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY BARE FEET! WIRE FLOWERS TODAY! AND WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET TH' SHINERS? PINHEAD DUFFY! BIG FIST RILEY! BUMP! BEANO! PUDDINHEAD! I GOTTA SEE TH' GUY WHAT KIN HAND OUT EYE BLOSSOMS LIKE THAT! HAVE YOU ANY SHOE BUTTONS? "CAN YOU WIRE POISON IVY?!" SPECIAL TODAY $28.85 WHAT.EVER HAPPENED TO THAT CUSTOMER TRYING ON SUITS." HAVE YOU ANY SHOE BUTTONS? ZOOLIEZ GENERAL STOAR AMYTHNO ON THIS COUNTER 2 GOSH! LIL' FELLER! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHINER? PINHEAD DUFFY DOOD IT! WE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF TO DO THAT TO A LIL' FELLER YOUR SIZE! SMOLY HOKE! DID PINHEAD DO THAT TO YOU, BEANO? HUH! THIS IS NUTHIN'. HE GAVE BIG-FIST RILEY' TWO BEAUTS! PINHEAD DUFFY! SMOLY HOKE! DID PINHEAD DO THAT TO YOU, BEANO? HUH! THIS IS NUTHIN'. HE GAVE BIG-FIST RILEY: TWO BEAUTS! LEY! BUMP! DINHEAD! TH' GUY WHAT FOOLYORE? FRIENDS! BLACK EYES MADE WITH REAL HOLLYWOOD MAKEUP! 1E APPLY HERE NEX' GENT! AW FOOEY! ZOOLIE YOU'LL FIND THE SHOE BUTTONS IN THE BASEMENT, ZOOLIE YOU'LL FIND THE SHOE BUTTONS IN THE BASEMENT, MADAME...