anaheim-gazette 1946-03-21

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER WELL, IF IT ISN'T EDDIE MARSHALL ...YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT SINCE SCHOOL DAYS WHEN YOU WERE ALWAYS RAISING YOUR HAND." (Released by Controllated News Features) WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO SOLE SHOES? NURSERY LOST AND FOUND NURSERY "FOUR TOGETHER, PLEASE!" "ILL GET LOST IF YOU PROMISE TO FIND ME!" "DON'T MOVE THE GARAGE" Printed by Sinclair Press Company E THAT CANDIES WELL, GENTLEMEN, WHAT'S YOUR REG'LAR FELLERS TH' FELLERS AROUND THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ARE GETTIN' WORSE N'WORSE! IT'S GETTIN' T'BE SUMPN' FIERCET! AN' JIMMIE DUGAN WAS SLIDIN' DOWN BROWN STONE STO WELL,GENTLEMEN, WHAT'S YOUR DECISION...SHALL WE BUY THE CANDY BAR?" SOME PUNKINS AN' JIMMIE DUGAN WAS SLIDIN' DOWN BROWN STONE STOCK AN' SUMPTHIN' HAPPEE AN' NOW HE HASTA GET A NEW PAIR OF PANTS! AN' GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN CURLY BURLEIGH WAS JUGGLIN' A CHINESE VASE ON HIS CHIN?---YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM! HOW DIDJA GUESS IT? .DID YOU KNOW THAT APPLE TREES GROW FROM DID YOU KNOW THAT APPLE TREES GROW FROM APPLE SEEDS, PEAR SEEDS GROW PEAR TREES AND CHERRY SEEDS GROW CHERRY TREES? DON'T MOVE, DEAR...I'll PUSH THE GARAGE OVER YOU! GEORGIE COOK BROKE A PANE OF GLASS WITH A BASEBALL AN' IT COST HIS MOM SIX DOLLARS! AN' JIMMIE DUGAN WAS SLIDIN' DOWN A BROWN STONE STOOP AN' BEANO GOLDEN TRIPPED AN' SPILT A ONE DOLLAR BOTTLE OF AN' JIMMIE DUGAN WAS SLIDIN' DOWN A BROWN STONE STOOP AN' SUMPTHIN' HAPPENED AN' NOW HE HASTA GET A NEW PAIR OF PANTS! AN' BEANO GOLDEN TRIPPED AN' SPILT A ONE DOLLAR BOTTLE OF INK ON A NEW CREAM RUG THEY ONEY BORROWED FOR A PARTY! AN' GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN URLLY BURLEIGH WAS GLIN' A CHINESE VASE IN HIS CHIN? ... YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM! HOW DIDJA GUESS IT? AIN' YOU LUCKY THAT YOU PICKED ME OUT FOR YOUR LIL' BOY! GOSH! YOU'RE LUCKY, MOM! SAY MOM, COULD YOU SPARE A NICKEL! ZOOLIE WHAT DO THEY ZOOLIE WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO PLANT TO GROW THOSE THINGS? SEEDLESS ORANGES 39¢ Trade Mark All rights reserved. 3-24-46