anaheim-gazette 1946-02-07

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. WOULD YOU TAKE SEVERAL LOADS TO MY YARD, PLEASE! ...FOR A TOBOGGAN FOR MY CHILDREN. IF YOU'RE SUCH A LOVER OF ANTIQUES WHY DO YOU KEEP HARPING ON GETTING A NEW CAR! THAT CLOTHES MAKES A MAN IS THE BUNK.... SHE STILL WON'T GIVE LIS MODERNS "THAT CLOTHES MAKES A MAN' IS THE BUNK... SHE STILL WON'T GIVE ME A TUMBLE!" "HOLD MY MONEY----HERE COME MY WIFE!" E THAT VOICE POISE DEG'LAR FELLERS DIDJA HEAR ABOUT PINHEAD? MOM'S TAKING HIM DOWN FOR A TRYOUT ON. TH' RADIO FOR SINGING I HOPE HE MAKES GOOD BE SURE AN' MAKE PINHEAD SING HIS VERY EXTER SPECIAL BEST, MOM! EVEN IF HE GETS TEN TO LEARN TO THROW A TANTRUM." SOME PUNKINS: RECONVERSION ISN'T A PROBLEM WITH ME...IT'S EASY TO CHANGE FROM BE SURE AN' MAKE PINHEAD SING HIS VERY EXTER SPECIAL BEST, MOM! EVEN IF HE GETS TEN THOUSAN' A WEEK, IT'S SUMPTHIN' OH NO! THIS IS NO GAG! HE ALWAYS SINGS HIS VERY BEST IN THE BATHTUB! SH-H-H-H-H! DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME DOWNSER HAS BEEN HE STIRRED A PORCUP VERSION ISN'T A PROBLEM WITH ME IT'S EASY TO CHANGE FROM SOLDIERS TO CIVILIANS. SH-H-H-H-H! DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME BOWSER HAS BEEN ASLEEP IN TWO DAYS! WHAT'S AMATTA WITH 'IM? DIDJA HEAR ABOUT PINHEAD? MOM'S TAKIN' HIM DOWN FOR A TRYOUT ON TH' RADIO FOR SINGIN'. I HOPE HE MAKES GOOD! WHAT HAPPENS IF HE MAKES GOOD? HE'll GET TIMENNY-FI'THOUSAN'A WEEK! JUST LIKE BOB HOPE! YES, MOM! I KNOW! I'LL SING MY VERY VERY BEST! E AN' MAKE D SING HIS VERY ECIAL BEST, MOM! HE GETS TEN AN' A WEEK, UMPTHIN' YES, MOM! I KNOW! I'LL SING MY VERY VERY BEST! ZOOLIE HE STIRRED UP A PORCUPINE WHAT'S A: NO! IT'S A LIL' ANIMAL THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIN CUSHION WITH AN ZOOLIE HE STIRRED UP A PORCUPINE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO! WHAT'S A: PORCUPINE? A TREE OR SUMP'N'? NO! IT'S A LIL' ANIMAL THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIN CUSHION WITH ALL THE PINS STUCK IN TH' WRONG WAY!