anaheim-gazette 1945-12-13

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER 'I HOPE YOUR CHILD IS SATISFIED...NOW I CAN'T GET OUT!!!' NOW, NOW, DEAR...I HAD A FE DRINKS...BUT DEFINITELY NOT E TO MAKE ME QUARRELSOME! THE WAY I LOOK AT IT IF A G CAN LEARN TO BE JUST AS CR IN CIVILIAN CLOTHES AS SHE THEM IN UNIFORM. BOY! HE CAN HIT LIKE A MULE!! THIS SECTION CLOSED LIKE A MULE!! THIS SECTION CLOSED GUESS HE ARRIVED TOO LATE 12-16-45 BUY 1445 E THAT REG'LAR FELLERS AM I LUCKY! THIS IS JUST TH' PLACE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR! GIFTS FOR EVERYBODY INSIDE AN' A FOOTBALL AN'A HELMET FOR PUD AN'A BASEBALL BAT AND CATCHER NOW, DEAR...I HAD A FEW S...BUT DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH KE ME QUARRELSOME! WAY I LOOK AT IT IF A GIRL IS SENSIBLE SHE EARN TO BE JUST AS CRAZY ABOUT FELLOWS WHAN CLOTHES AS SHE WAS ABOUT IN UNIFORM. AN' A FOOTBALL AN'A HELMET FOR PUD AN'A BASEBALL BAT AND CATCHER'S MASK FOR JIMMIE DUGAN! $27.49 PLEASE! WHAT? GO OVER TO THE HE WANTED GO OVER TO THE FRUIT STAND, ZOOLE, AND GET MAMMA A CANTALOUP! BE SURE AND PICK OUT A NICE ONE! HE WANTED GIVE ME A LIT ONE BUT LOOK I PICKED ON "I KNOW I'VE BEEN IN HERE TWENTY MINUTES AND HAVEN'T SAID A WORD ...I'M TALKING TO MY WIFE." GIFTS FOR EVERYBODY INSIDE GIFT SHOP I'll take that box of cigars for Poppa an six pair of nylons for Momma! AN' A WRIST WATCH AN' A PAIR OF ICE SKATES AN' A FIVE BOUND BOX OF CANDY GIFT SHOP OTBALL AN' A OR PUD AN' A BAT AND CATCHER'S JIMMIE DUGAN! AN' A WRIST WATCH AN' A PAIR OF ICE SKATES AN' A FIVE POUND BOX O'CANDY FOR AGGIE! WHAT? GIFT SHOP ZOOLIE HE WANTED TO IT WOULDN'T TAKE ZOOLIE HE WANTED TO GIVE ME A LITTLE ONE BUT LOOK WHAT I PICKED OUT! IT WOULDN'T TAKE MANY OF THESE TO MAKE A DOZEN, WOULD BE MOTHER?