anaheim-gazette 1945-12-06

LIFE'S LIKE by FRED NEHER. I KNEW HE HAD HIS EYE ON SOMETHING WITH A FUTURE AFTER THE WAR...BUT HAD NO IDEA HE WAS INTERESTED IN ANY THING SO STEADY! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS SO INTERESTED IN THE RECONVERSION. PEEP PEEP PEEP US MODERNS PEEP PEEP PEEP US MODERNS. THEY SAY HE'S AN INCUBATOR BABY" "YOU'RE GETTING WARMER." KE THAT YOU'D BETTER FILL THIS LIST OR ILL TELL MRS. SANTA ABOUT THE BLONDE I SAW YOU WITH." REGULAR FELLERS THA'S A LOT OF DOUGH FOR A BIKE LIKE THAT! OH IT IS? FOR 2AIL USED USED USED USED BIK A HILL-CLIMBIN' ATTACHMENT EH? SQUEAKY. A HILLCLIMBIN' ATTACHMENT, EH? OH,- THA'S DIFF 'RUNT! OH,- BY TH' WAY--! WHERE'S THAT HILL-'CLIMBIN' ATTACHMENT? STOP LAUGH! AT ME! I BR BOTH MY ARMS "SHE CAN'T ADD TWO AND TWO BUT WHO CARES FOR THOSE KIND OF FIGURES." BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! STOP LAUGH AT ME! I BR BOTH MY ARMS I CAN'T RANGE ANY HIGHER THAN THAT OH IT IS? FOR 2AIL USED USED USED USED USED BIKE 35¥ SHOW ME A BIKE WITH A HILL-CLIMBIN' ATTACHMENT LIKE THIS HAS GOT FOR LESS 'N $1000.' I'LL TAKE IT JUST AS' SOON AS I CAN GET TH' THIRTY-FI' CENTS OUTA MY POCKET! HERE IT IS! IT BELONGS TO YOU! LLBIN' MENT, EH? HA'S RUNT! I'LL TAKE IT JUST AS' SOON AS I CAN GET TH' THIRTY-FI' CENTS OUTA MY POCKET! HERE IT IS! IT BELONGS TO YOU! WAY--! THAT BIN' ENT? HERE IT IS, SONNY! JEST TIE IT TO A HORSE'S TAIL OR TH' REAR END OF A TRUCK GOIN' UP A STEEP HILL! ZOOLIE STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I BROKE BOTH MY ARMS AN' HOW HIGH DID YOU USETA BE ABLE T'' LIKE ZOOLIE STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I BROKE BOTH MY ARMS AN' I CAN'T RAISE THEM ANY HIGHER THAN THAT! HOW HIGH DID YOU USETA BE ABLE T' RAUSE THEM? LIKE THAT!