anaheim-gazette 1945-11-08

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. WE'RE ENGAGED... GAVE ME THIS TEET "I MISLAID MY GLASSES, DEAR....HOW DOES IT LOOK?" "SUPPOSIN' I DO ALWAYS HAVE MONEY FOR CIGARS...IT JUST GOES TO SHOW I'M A BETTER FINANCIAL MANAGER THAN YOU ARE!" "MAYBE YOU'D LOOK LIKE SOMETHING IF YOU'D QUIT RUNNING AROUND ALL NIGHT AND" "WE'RE ENGAGED...GAVE ME THIS TEETRING!" "THERE'S A LIST TO CALL HOW OF THEM IS" "SQUEAKY." MAYBE YOU'D LOOK LIKE SOMETHING IF YOU'D QUIT RUNNING AROUND ALL NIGHT AND HELP ME WITH MY HOME WORK!!! SQUEAKY. SOME PUNKINS. SOLITARY, ME EYE... I GOTTA ROOMMATE!! KE THAT US MODERNS WE'RE ENGAGED... HE GAVE ME THIS TEETHING DEGLAR FELLERS I THINK I'LL TREAT MYSELF TO THAT PIEC OF CAKE IN THE ICE BOX! MY WORD! PINHEAD! DID YOU TAKE WE'RE ENGAGED... HE GAVE ME THIS TEETHING RING! THERE'S A LOT OF NAMES SHE'D LIKE TO CALL HUMAN AND ONE OF THEM IS 'HUSBAND' MY WORD! PINHEAD! DID YOU TAKE THAT LAST PIECE OF CAKE? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR MANNERS YOUNG MAN-- I'M TALKING TO YOU! ZOOLIE IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE CLASS ZOOLIE, AN WROTE TH ZOOLIE IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE CLASS WHO GETS A HUNDRED PER CENT ON HER COMPOSITION! FRED NEHER N-11-45 I THINK I'LL TREAT MYSELF TO THAT PIECE OF CAKE IN THE ICE BOX! IT'S COOKED. DON'T YOU HEAR ME SPEAKING TO YOU? DID YOU TAKE THE DON'T YOU HEAR ME SPEAKING TO YOU? DID YOU TAKE THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE ON THIS DISH? HAS HAPPENED YOUR MANNERS UNG MAN-- TALKING YOU! ULPI! MY MANNERS ARE OKAY MOM-- I NEVER TALK WITH MY MOUTH FULLA FOOD! DID YOU SAY SUMP'N? 11-11-45 GENE BYRNE ZOOLIE HE ONLY CLASS ZOOLIE ARE YOU SURE YOU WROTE THIS YOURSELF OR OH NO TEACHER, I HELPED HIM! ZOOLIE HE ONLY CLASS IS A PERCENT COMPOSITION! ZOOLIE ARE YOU SURE YOU WROTE THIS YOURSELF OR DID YOUR DADDY HELP YOU? OH NO TEACHER, I HELPED HIM! I CORRECTED ALL HIS SPELLIN' MISTAKES!