anaheim-gazette 1945-11-01

THE THIRD MORNING ON ASCENSION ISLAND IF WE STAY HERE ONE MORE DAY I'LL BE TALKING BIRD LANGUAGE TO THE WIDEAWAKES! DON'T WORRY, WELCOME! THEY SAY YOU AREN'T ROCK HAPPY UNTIL THEY START TALKING BACK TO YOU! "GOING HOME ... I'M JUST GOING HOME..." THAT GORGEOUS- LOOKING FLOWER IS A WOMAN, PETE / REMEMBER WOMEN? "GOING HOME... I'M JUST GOING HOME..." THAT GORGEOUS- LOOKING FLOWER IS A WOMAN, PETE! REMEMBER WOMEN? WHAT'S ON THE MANIFEST, JENNY? DID THE C.O. GIVE YOU A DEED TO THE ISLAND? HE GAVE ME OUR SAILING ORDERS! THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE, COOKIES. WE'RE GOING HOME! WOW! WHAT IS THAT? DO YOU SUPPOSE ONE OF THOSE EXTINCT VOLCANOES IS GETTING STINKY AGAIN? ADDING CORN TO CORN, MAY-BE WE'RE BEING ATOMIZED!! IS THAT CELEBRATE OR A KIND DANCE? JENNY'S STYLE SHOW JENNY'S STYLE SHOW FLORENCE NEW, TACOMA, WASH. PATY OLIVER Mt. AIRY, N.C. (Released by The Bell Bradford, Inc.) DON'T WORRY, WELCOME! THEY GAY YOU AREN'T ROCK HAPPY UNTIL THEY START TALKING BACK TO YOU! I KNOW ONE THING... MY BATHTUB IS GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL BEATING WHEN I GET HOME! I'M GETTING SO I KIND OF LIKE "SPIT" BATHS! BRINGS OUT THE PRIMITIVE WOMAN IN ME! HAT GORGEOUSOKING FLOWER IS WOMAN, PETE/ MEMBER WOMEN? DIMLY. BUT I WAS RUMOR PICKIN' THIS MORNING. AND I HEAR TELL THAT PRETTY SOON WE'LL BE SEEIN' 'EM BY THE THOUSANDS! AND APPROACHED WITH THE TORCH—I HAD BEEN SILLY TO THINK THAT THE EXACT TIME AND DATE OF THE ECLIPSE WOULD HAVE BEEN RECORDED CORRECTLY FOR 700 YEARS— THE PEOPLE ACCLAIMED ME—KING ARTHUR MADE ME SECOND IN COMMAND—I NOW HAD AL MOST UNLIMITED POWER WITH MANY ADVENTURES AHEAD OF ME—I'll TELL YOU ABOUT THEM IN THE NEAR FUTURE— AN ACT TILL THEN — OF THE CURSE HAT GORGEOUS-LOOKING FLOWER IS WOMAN, PETE/MEMBER WOMEN? DIMLY. BUT I WAS RUMOR PICKIN' THIS MORNING. AND I HEAR TELL THAT PRETTY SOON WE'LL BE SEEIN' 'EM BY THE THOUSANDS! ADDING CORN TO CORN, MAY-BE WE'RE BEING ATOMIZED!! IS THIS A CELEBRATION OR A NEW KIND OF WAR DANCE? A SALUTE TO FREEDOM, M'AM! WE'RE LEAVIN' FOR STATESIDE IN THE MORNING! LE SHOW cut Yankeethur's Court AS WE WALKED THRU ENDLESS HALLS AND ACROSS ROOM AFTER ROOM, CLARENCE KEPT UP A CONSTANT CHATTER - IMPLORING ME TO SPARK THE SUN AND PERFORM SOME LESS DRASH IC TRICK OF MAGIC/ By CHAD THE PEOPLE WERE TERRIFIED/ THE EXECUTIONER HAD LONG SINCE DROPPED HIS TORCH-KING ARTHUR HAD ME UN-TIED AND BEQUED ME TO BREAK THE SPELL LE SHOW RENCE NEW, TACOMA, WASH. Released by The Dell Syndicate, Inc. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court I GAVE UP IN DESPAIR BUT AT THAT MOMENT THERE WAS A ROAR FROM THE CROWD! ALL BYES TURNED HEAVENWARD! THE PEOPLE ACCLAIMED ME - KING ARTHUR MADE ME SECOND IN COMMAND - I NOW HAD ALMOST UNLIMITED POWER WITH MANY ADVENTURES AHEAD OF ME - ILL TELL YOU ABOUT THEM IN THE NEAR FUTURE THE PEOPLE WERE TERRIFIED, THE EXECUTIONER HAD LONG SINCE DROPPED HIS TORCH - KING ARTHUR HAD ME UNTIED AND BEQUED ME TO BREAK THE SPELL OF COURSE, I HAD TO PUT ON AN ACT TILL THE ECLIPSE WAS TOTAL - THEN I DRAMATICALLY CALLED OFF THE CURSE I GAVE UP IN DESPAIR BUT AT THAT MOMENT THERE WAS A ROAR FROM THE CROWD! ALL BYES TURNED HEAVENWARD!