anaheim-gazette 1945-11-01

IT'S THE CAR THAT DISAPPEARED ON THE HIGHWAY! BANG! SKIPPER, I CAN'T FIGURE IT...FIRST YOU SEE THE MYSTERIOUS WOMAN GET INTO A CAR AT A SOFT DRINK STAND...WE FOLLOW! HIS EYES ARE OPENING! GOOD! HE MAY TELL US SOMETHING LET'S NOT RUSH HIM! WHAT A MYSTERY/CAR WITH WOMAN DISAPPEARS--THEN A SHOT AND WE FIND THIS MAN BADLY HURT! S-SH...HE'S ABOUT TO SPEAK! HIS EYES ARE OPENING! GOOD! HE MAY TELL US SOMETHING! LET'S NOT RUSH HIM! WHAT A MYSTERY/ CAR WITH WOMAN DISAPPEARS--THEN A SHOT AND WE FIND THIS MAN BADLY HURT! S-SH...HE'S ABOUT TO SPEAK! SHE TRICKED ME...MADE OUT SHE FAINTED---PULLED GUN 'N SHOT M..... LET'S GET HIM TO A DOCTOR/ IT'S TOO LATE...HE'S LEFT THIS VALE OF TEARS AND SORROW! SORRY TO KILL FARMER HOPE DUSTY'S HERE! EASY DOES IT, BUB! YOU'LL GET YOURS FOR THIS! HERE! IT, BUB! YOURS FOR THIS! Cairo Jones BY BOB ORSHET AND JERRY ALBERT SO ILL JUST LET YOU FIGHT OUT WITH YOURSELF! FIGHT! YOU WANNA FIGHT, HEY? OKAY; HERE I COME! HOLD ON TO YOUR BREADBASKET! Mistaking he S-SH...HE'S ABOUT TO SPEAK! S-STRANGE MAN AND WOMAN TREP'SPASSIN' ON M' PROPERTY...I-I TRIED TO DRIVE 'M OFF.... SO ILL JUST LET YOU FIGHT OUT WITH YOURSELF! FIGHT! YOU WANNA FIGHT, HEY? OKAY, HERE I COME! HOLD ON TO YOUR BREADBASKET! S TOO E...HE'S THIS E OF EARS AND SORROW! SORRY I HAD TO KILL THAT FARMER! DON'T WORRY, TWO LIPS... IT WAS HIM OR US! WH-WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? FIRST THAT GIRL INSIDE, AND NOW--- C'MON, SISTER--ABOUT MIXIN' LIT WIT' ME? DON'T GET SCARED! IT'S NOW YA YELL FOR HELP! YOU'LL GET YOURS FOR THIS! MEANWHILE WE'RE RIGHT WHERE WE STARTED! NOT BY A DARN SIGHT I'VE AN IDEA! SAMMY AND BUBBLES HAVE GONE INTO THEIR ACT! NOW I'LL PERFORM MY HEROIC RESCUE OF ENDANGERED WOMANHOOD, IMPRESS MR. THAYER WITH MY YOUTHFUL VIGOR, AND--- HELP! YOURS FOR THIS! WE'RE RIGHT WHERE WE STARTED! DARN SIGHT I'VE AN IDEA! IMPRESS MR. THAYER WITH MY YOUTHFUL VIGOR, AND... HELP! BOB OKSNER YOU'RE TRYIN' TO HORN IN ON MY DEAL WITH HAROLD HEARTBURNE, THASH WHAT YOU ARE, YOU--YOU BOTTLE-BLONDE BUZZARD! Bubbles sees Cairo in the Club Carlotta's powder room, wearing an identical dress! YOU FIXED YOURSELF UP TO LOOK LIKE ME, SO YOU COULD GET TO HOLLYWOOD IN MY PLACE! WELL, YOU'RE NOT LEAVIN' THIS ROOM, SISTER, SO -- STRIP FOR ACTION! I'M AFRAID YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO BE REASONED WITH WHOEVER YOU ARE! Mistaking her own reflection for Cairo... Outside... LEMME SEE NOW! HAROLD HEARTBURNÉ SAID SHE'D BE A EYE-OPENIN' BLONDE IN A POLKA-DOT DRESS, WIT A BRAID IN HER HAIR! THIS IS THE DAME, ALL RIGHT! Mistaking her own reflection for Cairo... YIPE! Outside... LEMMIE SEE NOW! HAROLD HEARTBURN SAID SHE'D BE A EYE-OPENIN' BLONDE IN A POLKA-DOT DRESS, WIT A BRAID IN HER HAIR! THIS IS THE DAME ALL RIGHT! C'MON, SISTER--HOW'S ABOUT MIXIN' LIPS WIT' ME? DON'T GET SCARED! IT'S ME -SAMMY! NOW YA YELL FOR HELP! LET GO OF ME, YOU BIG APE! YOU BET I'LL YELL! HELP! Meanwhile... YOU, HERMAN B. THAYER, ARE THE GREATEST MOVIE PRODUcer IN THE WORLD! I, HAROLD HEARTBURN, AM THE GREATEST SCREEN LOVER! NATURALLY, I'LL GET THE LEAD IN YOUR NEW "CUPID'S CAPERS"! OHMIGOSH! I'M RUINED! THAT ISN'T BUBBLES! SAMMY PICKED ON THE WRONG GIRL! AND --AND WHAT'S MORE-- SHE'S BEATING HIM UP! OWW! BOB OKSNER AND WHAT'S MORE-- SHE'S BEATING HIM UP!