anaheim-gazette 1945-09-13

LIFE'S LIKE T BY FRED NEHER. PAY TAXES HERE THIS NEW TAX BILL SEEMS TERRIBLY HIGH... WHERE IS YOUR LIST OF CEILING PRICES ?!! QUIET HOSPITAL ZONE MRS. MODERNS. TO ME, A PLACE ISN'T NO MODERNS. "TO ME A PLACE ISN'T HOME UNLESS IT LOOKS LIVED IN!" DO YOU MIND ON YOUR FINAL FORGET TO RQUEAKY. WHAT MOM WON MY GRUMB MY SH E THAT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT PAYING DOCTOR NEWCOMB, DEAR ...HE'S PROBABLY TOO BUSY TO REG'LAR FELLERS "I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT PAYING DOCTOR NEWCOMB, DEAR ...HE'S PROBABLY TOO BUSY TO STAND IN LINE AT THE BANK DEPOSIT WINDOW ANYWAY" SOME PUNKINS IS YOUR "DO YOU MIND TYING THIS STRING ON YOUR FINGER SO YOU WON'T FORGET TO MAIL THIS LETTER." "WHAT AM I GONNA DO.... MOM WON'T LET ME STAND ON MY HEAD AND YOU GRUMBLE BECAUSE I WEAR MY SHOES OUT!" IS YOUR SISTER MARRIED YET ZOOOIE? ```markdown ``` HELLO! IS THIS TH' S.P.C.A.? WELL, THIS IS PINHEAD DUFFY TALKIN' THERE'S A TRUANT OFFICER. SITTIN' UP IN A TREE IN OUR GARDEN. TEASIN' OUR DOG! ZOOLIE SHE'S ALMOST MARRIED! MOMMA'S WILLING-- POPPA'S WILLING-- TH' PREACHER'S WILLING ZOOLIE SHE'S ALMOST MARRIED! IN FACT SHE'S FOUR-FIFTHS MARRIED! MOMMA'S WILLING-- POPPA'S WILLING-- TH' PREACHER'S WILLING-- AN SHE'S KILLING, BUT TH' PELLER HAS NOT OPENED HIS MOUTH YET!