anaheim-gazette 1945-09-13

HERE ARE YOUR QUARTERS. CAN YOU BE READY FOR SUPPER IN AN HOUR? WE CAN ALWAYS EAT ON PRACTICALLY A MOMENT'S NOTICE! BY GLENN CHAFFIN AND MARC SWAYZE LISTEN! WE'RE BEING SERENADED! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO FOR A TRINI-DAN WE'LL BUILD A HOUSE IN A RICEY-PAD GET A LOAD OF THOSE WORDS—IS THAT A CALYPSIAN SONG? THAT'S JUNGLE JIVE, DEARIE, ELLI STYLE—BUT GOOD! WHERE THE FROGS GNORE ALL NIGHT AND THE MACAWS BCREAM ALL DAY—ON THE ALWAYS TROPICAL, SOME-TIMES SLOPRICAL, ISLAND OF TRINIDAD! COME ON, GALS—INTO THE "QUAKER-MAID" OUTFITS! THAT CALLS FOR AN ANSWER! JENNY'S STYLE SHOW BETTE KALKWARF, CRETE, NEBR. BETTE KALKWARF, CRETE, NEBR. ALICE DORRER, NEPTUNE, N.J. 9-9-15 WE CAN ALWAYS EAT ON PRACTICALLY A MOMENT'S NOTICE! WOW! THERE'S NOTHING TROPICAL ABOUT THAT SHOWER WATER! I HEAR THEY MAKE IT FROM ICE CUBES! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HAVE ME FOR A TRINI-DADDY? WE'LL BUILD A HOUSE ON STILTS IN A RICEY-PADDY! SO, THAT FINISHES MY ST. Y FOR NOW. JIM AND I HAD LOTS MORE FUN AFORE WE GOT BACK BUT WELL HAVE TO LET THAT GO TILL SOME OTHER TIME IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT US SOME MORE, LET ME KNOW. EN MUST LIKELY COME BACK THEY MUST HAVE SOME WHERE'S SO - AND WE START NSTREAM TWO OR WAS JUST GETTING SAW THE RAFT A-IN EVERYTHING. IN A RICEY-PADDY! ME ON, INTO THE ER-MAID" ITS! THAT IS FOR AN SWER! IS IT GOOD OR IS IT BAD? BERRY FINN'S TRIP DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI... WE WERE, ON BOAT ABOUT TO T AND WASH MINUTE, AND THAT, MEN MURTOTHER RIGHT NOSES JIM: "I SAYS, THESE MEN MUST LIKELY COMOUT TO LOOT THIS WRECK THEY MUST HAVE A BOAT TIED UP HERE SOME WHERES/ HE ALLOWED THAT WAS SO - AND WE STARTED LOOKING. WELL, WE ROWED DOWNSTREAM TWO OR THREE HOURS, AND IT WAS JUST GETTING GREY LIKE WHEN WE, SAW THE RAFT AHEAD, TENT, LANTERN 'N EVERYTHING. SHIRLEE REYNOLDS, SPRINGFIELD, ILL. [Released by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.] HUCKLEBERR WELL, THERE WE WERE, ON A WRECKED BOAT ABOUT TO BREAK APART AND WASH AWAY ANY MINUTE, AND ON TOP OF THAT, MEN MURDERIN ONE TOTHER RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES AROUND ON THE STARBOARD SIDE WE FOUND THEIR ROWBOAT LASHED ON—COURSE I DIDN'T LIKE TO LEAVE THAT POOR MAN TO BE MURDERED PUT A HIGH HAT ON JIM NSTREAM TWO OR WAS JUST GETTING SAW THE RAFT AN EVERYTHING. DE WE ED ON— THAT BUT I DID FIGGER THAT WHEN THE KILLERS FOUND THEMSELVES STRANDED, ON A CRAFT ABOUT TO TAKE THEM DOWN, ALONG WITH THEIR EVIL DEED-GOD HAD SENT ME ALONG TO HELP HIM A LITTLE TO PUNISH EM! WELL, WE ROWED DOWNSTREAM TWO OR THREE HOURS, AND IT WAS JUST GETTING GREY LIKE WHEN WE, SAW THE RAFT AHEAD, TENT, LANTERN IN EVERYTHING! AROUND ON THE STARBOARD SIDE WE FOUND THEIR ROWBOAT LASHED ON— COURSE I DIDN'T LIKE TO LEAVE THAT POOR MAN TO BE MURDERED