anaheim-gazette 1945-08-30

LIFE'S LIKE THAT by NEHER IF YOU LATHERED THAT HAM YOU COULD SHAVE IT CLOSER. TODAY'S SPECIAL HAM CHEESE "THERE'S NO ONE FOLLOWING' US...YOU'VE JUST BEEN READING TOO MANY COMIC BOOKS. COLUMN 2-45 COULDN'T YOU HAVE PATCHED IT ON THE MORNING WHEEL IN VARIOUS SHORTS? TIRE'S PATCHED O'TOOLE'S CFAED NEHER LET'S START HER DAY OFF WRONG." LET'S START HER DAY OFF WRONG. SHE'S ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO ALWAYS WRITES YES' IN THE SPACE WHERE IT SAYS 'DATE!'. (Released by Constellation News Posters) ATHERED THAT COULD SHAVE ER. TODAY'S SPECIALS HAM CHEESE REG'LAR FELIERS LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THIS JUNK PILE! A SPELLER! WHAT DOES A-B-C SPELL? NUTHIN' WHAT DOES A-B-C SPELL? NUTHIN' WHAT DOES X-Y-Z SPELL? TRUTHIN' A MAN TRIED TO PICK DAD'S POCKET IN THE STREET CAR WHAT DID SHE DO? JUST GRAB HIM OR CALL A A MAN TRIED TO PICK DAD'S POCKET IN THE STREET CAR BUT MOM STOPPED HIM! WHAT DID SHE DO? JUST GRAB HIM OR CALL A POLICEMAN? LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THIS JUNK PILE! A SPELLER! LUCKY I FOUND IT CAUSE I'M THE WORST SPELLER YOU EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE! I'M GOIN' HOME NOW AN STUDY UP ON IT FOR TH' NEW TERM! I'M A GOOD SPELLER! WHAT DOES T-L-O-J-K-R SPELL? NUTHIN' NUTHIN' WHAT DOES T.L.O.J.K.R SPELL? NUTHIN' NUTHIN' THAT JUS' GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT A BUM SPELLER I AM! I DIDN' KNOW Y'COULD SPELL 'NUTHIN' IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS! ZOOLIE WHAT DID SHE DO! JUST GRAD HUM OR CALL A NEITHER! IT WAS LIKE THIS... THE NIGHT BEFORE IT ZOOLIE WHAT DID SHE DO? JUST GRAB HIM OR CALL A POLICEMAN? NEITHER! IT WAS LIKE THIS... THE NIGHT BEFORE IT HAPPENED, DAD. WAS ASLEEP, AN~