anaheim-gazette 1945-08-23

LIFE'S LIKE THAT by FRED NEHER "MOM, IS THIS TRIP ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?!!" OF COURSE I CAN PROVE TO YOU THAT I WORKED FOR THE MIN SMARTS...I CAN SHOW YOU SOME SPODNS AN' LINENS WITH THEIR INITIALS. CAN'T YOU TELL ME HOW MANY PINTS OF BEETS, BEANS AND TOMATOES WERE GOING TO HAVE.... JUST IN CASE ONE OF THE GIRLS DIDN'T DRAGGING US MODERNS. "DON'T BE SILLY, WATCH ME..... YOU DON'T NEED A BOTTLE." US MODERNS. "DON'T BE SILLY, WATCH ME... YOU DON'T NEED A BOTTLE OPENER." SOME PUNKINS. "MAY WE USE YOUR BOAT A MINUTE!" SQUEAKY DEG1LAR FELLERS WHAT ARE YOU READING PINHEAD? SAVE YOUR MONEY HE WAS THE TIMID TYPE...HE MUST HAVE KISSED ME GODD-NIGHT TWENTY TIMES BEFORE HE GOT UP NERVE ENOUGH TO MENTION A LOOK IN THE ICE BOX. SAVE YOUR MONEY GEORGE W. TITEFISTI I HAVE AN ERRAND TO DO FOR DAD BUT I CAN'T AN' IVE ALREADY SPENT THE NICKEL! HE OH! OH THAT'S NOW I'VE I HAVE AN ERRAND TO DO FOR DAD BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS! AN' IVE ALREADY SPENT THE NICKEL HE GAVE ME IN ADVANCE! OH! OH THAT'S NOW I'VE IT STRAIGHT WHAT ARE YOU READING PINHEAD? I'M READIN' A BOOK THAT'S GOIN' T'MAKE ME VERY RICH IN FACT I'M GOIN' TO BE A MILLYUNAIRE! IT'S ME IT! AN JUST SO I WOULDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES, I READ IT OVER POUR TIMES! SO NOW I GOT IT DOWN PAT! AN' JUST SO I WOULDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES, I READ IT OVER FOUR TIMES! SO NOW I GOT IT DOWN PAT! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS, TAKE IT BACK TO TH' LIBRARY AN' THEN MY FORTUNE STARTS! YOU OWE THIRTY-EIGHT CENTS ON THIS "SAVE YOUR MONEY" BOOK! ZOOLIE OH! OH! THAT'S IT! NOW I'VE GOT ONE BOTTLE OF HENNESEY'S HAIR ZOOLIE N' I'VE READY NT THE REEL HE WE ME IN VANCE! OH! OH! THAT'S IT! NOW I'VE GOT IT STRAIGHT! BROGAN'S BILLIARD POOL BILLIARDS ONE BOTTLE OF HENNEGEY'S HAIR RESTORER!