anaheim-gazette 1945-07-12

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER GROCERIE IT'S JUST A GRASS RUG...WE STORE OUR ORIENTALS AWAY FOR THE SUMMER.* EVERYONE SAYS MY SISTER HAS MY EYES AND MY HAIR, BUT ILL BE DARNED IF SHE'S GONNA MAKE MY BOY-FRIEND! THEY LET ME OUT OF BED FOR FIVE MINUTES TODAY...TO PAY MY BILL. PEEP PEEP PEEP THEY SAY HE'S AN INCUBATOR BABY! THE JOB PAYS FORTY DOLLARS PER WEEK TO START BUT MY WIFE WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU MORE TO BUIT. PEEP PEEP PEEP THEY SAY HE'S AN INCUBATOR BABY! US MODERN? THE JOB PAYS FORTY DOLLARS PER WEEK TO START BUT MY WIFE WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU MORE TO QUIT.* KE THAT JUST A GRASS WE STORE ORENTALS AWAY THE SUMMER. REG'LAR FELLERS LET'S GET PINHEAD! MAYBE HE'LL PLAY! SURE! I WANNA BEA GOP! SURE! I WANNA BE A GOP! WELL, + WAIT HERE FOR ME AN' I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A ROBBER'S UNIFORM! WHAT KIND OF A UNIFORM IS THAT? YOU SAID IT! THAT IS SWELL CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM! JOB PAYS FORTY DOLLARS PER WEEK START BUT MY LIFE WILL PROBABLY BE YOU MORE QUIT. YOU SAID IT! THAT IS SWELL CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM! WE SELL TWO HUNDRED GALLONS OF THAT A WEEK! COME HERE WITH MY VACUUM CLEANER! YOU PICK THOSE POTATO BUGS OFF BY HAND! LET'S GET PINHEAD! MAYBE HE'LL PLAY! OH PINHEAD! WANNA PLAY COPS ANY ROBBERS? SURE! WANNA BE A COP! NO, I TELL YA WE HAVE TOO MANY COPS NOW! YOU'LL HAFTA BE ONE OF TH' ROBBERS! SURE! WANNA BE A GOP! NO, I TELL YA WE HAVE TOO MANY COPS NOW! YOU'LL HAFTA BE ONE OF TH' ROBBERS! WHAT KIND OF A UNIFORM IS THAT? HOW MUCH WOULD A PIECE COST, FOUR INCHES LONG BY AN INCH ANNA HALF WITH TWO EYEHOLES! SPECIAL! TODAY ONLY BLACK VELVET 3 1/2 A YARD ZOOLIE I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO SELL THREE HUNDRED DON'T BE SO STINGY WITH THE ZOOLIE I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO SELL THREE HUNDRED GALLONS! HOW! DON'T BE SO STINGY WITH THE PORTIONS!