anaheim-gazette 1945-04-26

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER WORK OR FIGHT!!! 4-29-45 "I'll trade you four cigarettes butts for one love letter." "SAYS SHE'S DOIN' HER SPRING CLEANING." US MODERN. "SAYS SHE'S DOIN' HER SPRING CLEANING! SOME PUNKINS! WHY, DEAR! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED CHICKENS...YOU'VE OFTEN TOLD HOW YOU'D LIKE TO QUIT YOUR JOB AT THE OFFICE AND HAVE A LITTLE POULTRY FARM!" KE THAT SQUEAKY NIFTY ARMS DEGLAR FELLERS I PAID FIFTEEN CENTS FOR THIS DOG, DOCTOR, AN I GOT STUNG! "WHO'S STUDYIN' TO BE AN ANGEL, MISTER?" WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU NEED GLASSES? I PAID FIFTEEN CENTS FOR THIS DOG, DOCTOR, AN I GOT STUNG! HE'S NO GOOD! WHATLL I DO ABOUT 'IM? HURRY UP, ZOOLIE! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! WHAT ARE YOU FIXING THOSE THEY'RE MUCH SMALLER'N HURRY UP, ZOOLIE! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! WHAT ARE YOU EYING THOSE ALL-DAY SUCKERS LIKE THAT FOR? ANYTHING WRONG WITH 'EM? THEY'RE MUCH SMALLER'N' MRS. MERRILL'S ALL-DAY SUCKERS! ONE DAY HE'S SO LAME HE CAN HARDLY WALK AN' TH' NEX' HE'S AWRIGHT! ONE DAY HE'S SO LAME HE CAN HARDLY WALK AN' TH' NEX' HE'S AWRIGHT! THAT'S SIMPLE -- JUST WAIT'LL THE NEXT DAY THAT HE'S ALL RIGHT AND SELL 'IM! ZOOLIE THEY'RE MUCH SMALLER'N NOT SO MUCH! ONLY AN EXPERT I AM AN EXPERT! THEY'RE ZOOLIE THEY'RE MUCH SMALLER'N MRS. MERRILL'S ALL-DAY SUCKERS! NOT SO MUCH! ONLY AN EXPERT COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE! I AM AN EXPERT! THEY'RE AN HOUR AN' FOURTEEN MINUTES SMALLER'N MRS. MERRILL'S BY MY NEW WATCH!