anaheim-gazette 1945-04-19

WIFE'S LIKE THAT BY FRED NEHER. MEASLES AIN'T SO BAD... I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR TWO WEEKS!! "SO IT WAS DAMP, MUDDY AND COLD IN FOXHOLES? HOW LONG DO YOU THINK ITLL TAKE YOU TO THAW OUT?" GENTLEMEN, IS THIS TRIP NECESSARY? WRESTLING TONITE. FINDERS KEEPERS! US MODERNS. THERE'S ONE CONSOLATION ...THEY CAN'T MAKE HASH OUTA, OUR LEFT-OVERS!" US MODERNS. THERE'S ONE CONSOLATION... THEY CAN'T MAKE HASH OUTA, OUR LEFT-OVERS! 4-22-25 HARPEN TOOLS E THAT SQUEAKY DEG'LAR FELLERS GOSH! I'M BUSTED AN' I'M DYIN' FOR A ICE-CREAM CONE! SPECIAL ALL FLAVOR 5¢ ...IDA HAD A CHALKLIT STRAWBERRY AN' A VANILLA OR MAYBE IDA HAD A PINEAPPLE, A MAPLE PECAN AN' A RAZZBERRY, AN' THEN AGAIN.... ES AIN'T SO BAD... I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL NO WEEKS!! WAS DAMP, MUDDY OLD IN FOX HOLES? LONG DO YOU THINK MAKE YOU TO THAW ...IDA HAD A CHALKLIT STRAWBERRY AN' A VANILLA OR MAYBE IDA HAD A PINEAPPLE, A MAPLE PECAN AN' A RAZZBERRY, AN' THEN AGAIN----- I GOTTA THINK UP SOME PIN'-- I SIMPLY GOTTA GET SOME ICE CREAM! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT PINHEAD DUFFY-- HE SUFFERED ON... TODAY GIANT CONES 5¢ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT PINHEAD DUFFY--HE SLIPPED ON A BANANA PEEL AND SPRAINED HIS WRIST! ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE! YES—TEE FOR HIM! HIM INTO SODA STO AINT ALL— GOSH! I'M BUSTED AN' I'M DYIN' FOR A ICE-CREAM CONE! IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT HOLE IN MY POCKET AN IF I RADN'T LOST THAT FIFTEEN CENTS... KLIT STRAWBERRY MAYBE IDA HAD A PLE PECAN AN' N' THEN AGAIN---- TH' FELLERS ARE BUSTED TOO, AN' I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A PENNY KLIT STRAWBERRY MAYBE IDA HAD A AMPLE PECAN AN' N' THEN AGAIN---- TH' FELLERS ARE BUSTED TOO, AN' I HAVENT EVEN GOT A PENNY IN MY PIIGGY BANK! TODAY GIANT CONES 51 UM! VANILLA! RIGHT! LET JIMMIE DUGAM THE BLIND-FOLD EXPERT TELL YOU THE FLAVOR OF YOUR ICE CREAM COME NO CHARGE ZOOLIE YES—TERRIBLY LUCKY FOR HIM! THEY CARRIED HE DIDN'T HAFTA GO TO SCHOOL FOR ZOOLIE ISN'T THAT ERRIBLE! YES—TERRIBLY LUCKY FOR HIM! THEY CARRIED HIM INTO AN ICE CREAM SODA STORE—AN'T THAT AINT ALL— HE DIDN'T HAFTA GO TO SCHOOL FOR THREE DAYS!