anaheim-gazette 1945-03-29

WIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER. "I DON'T CARE IF IT HAS CURED YOUR INSOMNIA...THAT BARBER'S CHAIR IS SILLY." DELIVERY ROOM. APRIL FOOL NUTHIN...THEY'RE US MODERNS. "THAT CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER IS A FAMILY TRAIT." YOU OUGHTA BE GLAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO BIG OUTSIDE YOUoughta be glad you don't have to be outside on a day like this! SQUEAKY. SOME PUNKINS. TIPPING PERMITTED TIPPING PERMITTED NO TIPPER KE THAT DEG'LAR FELLERS BETCHA A PENNY I COULD EVEN BEAT YOU DRAWIN' WITH MY LEFT HAND! IL FOOL NUTHIN!...THEY'RE YOURS! THOSE ARMY ENGINEERS KNOW THEIR BUSINESS.... LAST NIGHT ONE BRIDGED THE GAP IN OUR ACQUaintance ...PAVED THE WAY FOR JUNIOR TO GO TO THE MOVIES—AN’ BULL-DOZED POP OUT OF THE PARLOR. BETCHA A PENNY I COULD EVEN BEAT YOU DRAWIN’ WITH MY LEFT HAND! YOU WIN! THAT'S GREAT! GOSH; IF YOU CAN DRAW THAT WE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND ID LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR RIGHT! HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN IT'S WHENEVER MY LEG HURTS. HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO RAIN, GRANDPA? WHENEVER MY LEG HURTS, I KNOW IT'S GOING TO RAIN! NO TIPPING PERMITTED BETCHA YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOOD DRAWER -ALL RIGHT, DON'TCHA? GO AHEAD! JUS' LET ME SEE YOU DRAW BETTER WITH YOUR LEFT HAND! I'LL BETCHA A CENT YOU CAN'T ALL RIGHTY! A PENNY EVEN BEAT WIN' WITH T HAND! GO AHEAD! JUS' LET ME SEE YOU DRAW BETTER WITH YOUR LEFT HAND! I'LL BETCHA A CENT YOU CAN'T, ALL RIGHTY! WIN! THAT'S GREAT! YOU CAN DRAW THAT WELL R LEFT HAND I'D LIKE TO AT YOU CAN DO WITH OUR RIGHT! I CAN'T! I'M LEFT-HANDED! ZOOLIE WHENEVER LEG HURTS. WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE IT A GOOD HARD I WANT TO ZOOLIE WHENEVER LEG HURTS, HOW IT'S GOING TO RAIN! WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE IT A GOOD HARD PINCH FOR ME, GRANDPA? I WANT TO WEAR MY NEW RAINCOAT!