anaheim-gazette 1945-03-22

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER. "GOSH, AREN'T YOU EVER GONNA OUTGROW THAT UNIFORM...THEN MAYBE MOM WILL CUT IT DOWN FOR ME!" "MAYBE IT'S THAT COLOGNE I RUT ON THEM TO MAKE THEM SMELL BETTER." "I BETTER SEE A DOCTOR ...I'VE BEEN HAVING THOSE SINKING SPELLS AGAIN." "AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOUR." AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOUR DIET HERE. US MODERNS. KE THAT OSH, AREN'T YOU EVER ONNA OUTGROW THAT UIFORM...THEN MAYBE OM WILL CUT IT DOWN FOR ME! SQUEAKY REGULAR FELLERS HEY! PUT THAT LADDER BACK HEY! PUT THAT LADDER BACK I WANNA GET DOWN! SOME PUNKINS. MY UNCLE GEORGE OWN'S A GARAGE AND UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING MY DAD CAR THAT IT HAS NO THE JOKES ON MY FATHER HE THINKS YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME! WOMEN FIRST? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS A RAPWRECK?! HEY! PUT THAT LADDER BACK! COME DOWN THE WAY YOU, WENT UP! HEY! PUT THAT LADDER, BACK! I WANNA GET DOWN! COME DOWN THE WAY YOU, WENT UP! NUTHIN' DOIN'! I CAME UP HEAD FIRST! ZOOLIE MY DAD BOUGHT A SECOND-HAND CAR THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS IT HAS NO FENDERS. THE WINDSHIELD WELL -- HOW DOES THAT'S WHAT NOBODY ZOOLIE MY DAD BOUGHT A SECOND-HAND CAR THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS—IT HAS NO FENDERS, TH' WINDSHIELDS BUSTED, IT HAS NO LIGHTS AN' TH' TIRES ARE NEARLY ALL GONE! WELL—HOW DOES IT RUN? THAT'S WHAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!