anaheim-gazette 1945-02-08

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER SQUEAKY "I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR GUN WITH YOU, SARGE ...SIS SAID SHE WAS EXPECTING A WOLF AROUND HERE TONIGHT" HAIR RESTORE IT GREW IT ON THE BILLIARD BALL LIKE YOU SAID —BUT IT DON'T DO ME ANY GOOD" MERED NEVER 2-11-45 US MODERNS US MODERNS I WONDER IF GEORGE WASHINGTON EVER SLEPT HERE ??* REDUCING MADE EASY. YOUVE FORGOTTEN, LADIES.... ROW KE THAT REG1AR FELLERS "BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS DOES FOR ME, DEAR...WHY IN IT I'M NOT EVEN CONSCIOUS OF THE COLD OR OF THE SHABBY OLD GIRDLE I'M WEARING." HAT HOPE CHEST CONTAINS EVERYTHING A BRIDE NEEDS EXCEPT A MAN. DON'T BE ASCAIRT, MOM! I'LL ATTEND TO HIM! I GOT 'IM TH' VERY FIRST SHOT, MOM! LOOK! LOOK AT THE SWELL WATCH MY POP GAVE ME ZOOLIE! HOW MUCH DID IT COST? IT CO ALMO A HUN DOLL ORGOTTEN, LADIES... ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY! THERE'S A HORNET IN THE KITCHEN AND I'M FRIGHTENED TO DEATH! DON'T BE ASCAIRT, MOM! I'LL ATTEND TO HIM! BANG I'M FIRST MOM! K! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE HOW MUCH DID IT COST? IT COST ALMOST A HUNNERT DOLLARS! ARE YOU SURE? I'M POSITIVE! POP HADDA BUY NINETY-NINE DOLLARS AN' SIXTY-FIVE CENTS WORTHA CIGARS IN ORDER TO GET ENOUGH COUPONS TO GET 'TH' WATCH!